Tanabata humorous joke

Life is a big dye vat, with sorrow and joy. Everyone hates sadness and approaches joy. Next, I will sort out the humorous jokes of Tanabata for you, hoping to bring you a little joy.

1, female: Why do you always chew candy when you talk to me?

Man: How can there be so many sweet words without chewing sugar? No sweet words, no sweet memories?

2. W: You are so excellent that you will be liked by more and more people. What should I do?

M: I like it.

Recently, I worked overtime until midnight every day, and my colleague Xiao Zhang drove me home. I jokingly said to my boyfriend, aren't you worried that Xiao Zhang will come to see me off every night?

Boyfriend said: Why not worry? If people don't see you off one day, I won't have to pick you up in the cold.

I hope you and I don't meet once a year like the poor cowherd and weaver girl. I don't want it! Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

I raised my fist and was about to hit you. You held out your scissors and smiled and said, "I lost, hit me." What should I do?

6. Just received a notice from the Jade Emperor: Cowherd and Weaver Girl fell off the bridge because of excessive excitement, and Valentine's Day on Qixi was cancelled. Please tell each other.

7. Looking up at the blue sky on Tanabata, magpies both arch bridges. Do you know that every family longs for the autumn moon? Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

8. Happy Valentine's Day! May our love be deeper than the cowherd and the weaver girl, but not like their lovesickness. The pain of lovesickness is so miserable!

9. Cowherd: "We can't meet each other because magpies are in love." Weaver Girl: "Never mind, then let's talk about Weibo."

10. One day, the cowherd told the Weaver Girl that we couldn't meet because the magpies were in love. Weaver said it doesn't matter, so send a text message.

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