A short and interesting copy

1. The world is so big, where can I go without money? To buy a globe, you should not only have a look, but also look around.

A Lamborghini just passed me and splashed me with water. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would buy myself a raincoat.

3. What is a famous brand? Adding a zero to the price of ordinary goods is called a famous brand. If you add two at the back, it's called luxury. Add as much as you want after the cost price. This is called cultural relics.

I played with mosquitoes all night yesterday and finally got even. It's not full, and I haven't slept well.

When a person doesn't have beautiful skin, he will mistakenly think that he has an interesting soul. In fact, ugly and interesting are two different things!

6. In fact, the ancients were quite optimistic. They used a little leisure time to ponder how to live forever. After a busy day, modern people will calm down and collapse in bed. There are only four words in their hearts: they don't want to live.

7. When you comfort others, your mind is clear. When you comfort yourself, you just want to find a rope.

8. Work testimony: Sorry not to do it; Do as you wish; There is no point in doing more; Do it desperately, and people will question: What do you mean?

9. I suggest you go to bed and get up early as possible, don't play online games, don't eat supper, and form good habits. Over time, you will find that you have no friends.

10. Corporate culture is a tool invented by capitalists to "make horses run fast and not let them eat grass"!

1 1. The biology teacher asked: What are the benefits of having two eyes? A wonderful flower in the class blurted out: one is blind and the other is blind.

12. I usually like to drive Rolls Royce and Bentley. If I go out with my friends, I will drive a Porsche. If you want to race, I prefer Ferrari. Of course, I like joking best.

13. Many people feel that they are too tired to live, but in fact they may just sleep too late.

14. TV says: I'll give you tens of thousands, keep your daughter! The reality is: give us tens of thousands, or leave my daughter!

15. Wang Sicong said that when I make friends, no matter whether he has money or not, he is not as rich as me. His confidence is similar to mine. I make friends, regardless of other people's money, but they are all richer than me.

16. Running a red light generally has two consequences, either one minute faster than others or a lifetime faster than others.

17. The barrier yarn that women chase men, unless the man has a good impression on you, is basically barbed wire or charged.

18. My goal in life is to have my own house in Beijing at the age of 30. Now I have finished half my goal: I am thirty years old.

19. Why do you say that people who love to laugh are not too unlucky? Because they are too unlucky to laugh at all.

20. "What kind of star am I in your heart? I am so bright in your heart. " "No, it doesn't matter if you have one more or one less."

2 1. Do women really have no resistance to all kinds of small animals? The Great God replied: Land Rover, Hummer, Jaguar, BMW and, of course, Tmall!

22. Money is not everything, but you can't do anything without money.

23. Please recommend a sports car with a price of over 4 million. It starts fast, is comfortable enough and looks good. The more expensive, the better. I want to change the wallpaper of my mobile phone.

24. What if I don't want to wash clothes? Just bring a wife. If the daughter-in-law is virtuous, she will wash your clothes. If your daughter-in-law is tough, you should learn to wash clothes.

25. The skin is the most magical part of the human body. In some people, it can be big or small, thick or thin, or even dispensable.

26. Song Meiling said that she liked the French phoenix tree, which Chiang Kai-shek planted everywhere in Nanjing. I said I like the sea. You've been surfing.

27. Money is money if it is not spent on paper. Don't save money at the most beautiful age, or you will be poor and ugly!

28. Emotional derailment, an interesting soul, is deceiving reality.

29. Three tragedies in life: I am too familiar to be a lover, and I am too hungry to eat, but I just can't sleep.

30. Don't sing for the rest of your life. Girls don't work hard to make money and don't want to be beautiful. For the rest of their lives, cooking is your job, laundry is your job, housework is your job, rejection is your job, and looking after children is still your job.