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How to ask parents for money without embarrassment?

Five good ways to ask your parents for money

It's hard to ask for money now. Let me show you my secret book: 1 Entanglement.

Success index: 5

Failure index: 5

At that time, I had no money. I asked my father for money. My dad threw out a sentence: "no ~" hum, thinking that I just gave up. I shook my father's clothes: "Give me ~ Give me ~ ~" and then it sounded like I was going to cry. Hey ~ it's a good thing dad is a hothead. He immediately said, "OK, OK ~ Here you are ~"

Reason for failure: Your family is a patient person, or say "If you call again, you will call PP ~" and lie (better not).

Success index: 6

Failure index: 8

When I was short of money, it happened that the school was going to donate money. God helped me. I only paid four yuan, but I want ten yuan. Of course, my mother is narrow-minded. Grandpa is a kind man. After listening, he said, "Take this ten yuan to donate, and then I will give you 1 yuan." I'm happy to roll and climb. In this case, 10-4+.

Reason for failure: Your family knows how much to donate.

When dad was drunk.

Success index: 6

Failure index: 6

Dad was drunk when he came home. You can't miss a good opportunity to ask for money. I need money right away. "Dad, give me a dollar." Dad said, "OK, here you are." (Not quite right) Start paying for it. "Here you are, one yuan ~ ~ ~" Then Dad fell asleep.

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Reason for failure: Your father was drunk and angry. When adults are happy.

Success index: unknown

Failure index: unknown

When you ask dad for money, you'd better ask him for money when he is happy. Dad's successful return from playing cards is probably a pleasant transition: "today!" "

Dad won the day, just say what you want ~ "I, who is short of money, of course want money." "How much, limit?

1below 0 yuan. "I said mercilessly:" 5 yuan ~ no more ~ "5 yuan immediately appeared in my hand.

Reason for failure: Your father is very stingy.

5 quotation conditions

Success index: 10

Failure index: 7

I designed a watch: back rubs: 1 yuan 100 Toad: one in 2 yuan.

Shopping: 0. 5 yuan once.

Tidy up the room: one in 3 yuan.

Cleaning the windows: All windows should be 4 yuan.

Washing dishes: A day's bowls are around 5 yuan.

By doing this, I can earn 10 yuan a day. Reason for failure: Your family didn't keep their promise. If I fail, I don't care about leisure ~