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How to ask parents for money without embarrassment?
It's hard to ask for money now. Let me show you my secret book: 1 Entanglement.
Success index: 5
Failure index: 5
At that time, I had no money. I asked my father for money. My dad threw out a sentence: "no ~" hum, thinking that I just gave up. I shook my father's clothes: "Give me ~ Give me ~ ~" and then it sounded like I was going to cry. Hey ~ it's a good thing dad is a hothead. He immediately said, "OK, OK ~ Here you are ~"
Reason for failure: Your family is a patient person, or say "If you call again, you will call PP ~" and lie (better not).
Success index: 6
Failure index: 8
When I was short of money, it happened that the school was going to donate money. God helped me. I only paid four yuan, but I want ten yuan. Of course, my mother is narrow-minded. Grandpa is a kind man. After listening, he said, "Take this ten yuan to donate, and then I will give you 1 yuan." I'm happy to roll and climb. In this case, 10-4+.
Reason for failure: Your family knows how much to donate.
When dad was drunk.
Success index: 6
Failure index: 6
Dad was drunk when he came home. You can't miss a good opportunity to ask for money. I need money right away. "Dad, give me a dollar." Dad said, "OK, here you are." (Not quite right) Start paying for it. "Here you are, one yuan ~ ~ ~" Then Dad fell asleep.
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Reason for failure: Your father was drunk and angry. When adults are happy.
Success index: unknown
Failure index: unknown
When you ask dad for money, you'd better ask him for money when he is happy. Dad's successful return from playing cards is probably a pleasant transition: "today!" "
Dad won the day, just say what you want ~ "I, who is short of money, of course want money." "How much, limit?
1below 0 yuan. "I said mercilessly:" 5 yuan ~ no more ~ "5 yuan immediately appeared in my hand.
Reason for failure: Your father is very stingy.
5 quotation conditions
Success index: 10
Failure index: 7
I designed a watch: back rubs: 1 yuan 100 Toad: one in 2 yuan.
Shopping: 0. 5 yuan once.
Tidy up the room: one in 3 yuan.
Cleaning the windows: All windows should be 4 yuan.
Washing dishes: A day's bowls are around 5 yuan.
By doing this, I can earn 10 yuan a day. Reason for failure: Your family didn't keep their promise. If I fail, I don't care about leisure ~
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