Funny short message daquan

1. Funny love SMS Daquan Red flowers and green leaves Big Apple, I have missed you for two days. You are a lamp in the past life, illuminating the rest of my life. Falling sky, where do you want to be romantic?

2. Funny love SMS Daquan loves you for 10,000 years, exaggerated! Love you for five thousand years, hopeless! Love you for a thousand years, ridiculous! Love you for a hundred years, too long! Love you for 70 years in succession, as long as I am healthy, it is my strength!

You are the most beautiful in my eyes, and every smile makes me intoxicated. Your bad, your good, your pout when you lose your temper. You are the most beautiful in my heart, and only those who love each other know you best.

4. Are you secretly thinking about me? Are you really thinking about me secretly? If you really miss me, just tell me. I won't let you miss me. Be reasonable. I miss you too.

I don't love you. I lied to you. I don't want to lie, but I just don't love you. I just want to lie to you. I can't let you guess my heart.

6. Do you know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: A, miss you B, miss you C, miss you D, miss you E, all of the above.

7. Blink your eyes and I will die. Blink my eyes again, and I will come back to life. Blink your eyes and I will die.

8. Last night, I asked a mosquito to come to you, let it tell you that I miss you very much, and let it kiss you for me, because now I can't get close to you! It will tell you how much I miss you! You asked me how much I love you? Big bag represents my heart!

9. personals: Male, undergraduate, only a few points away; Working in a multinational organization, McDonald's cleans the table; Have a house, many people own it; Have a car, not a motor vehicle; Looking for a beautiful young man * * * went to the grave, a few years later.

10. I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in northern Saibei. Sorry, it's stuck.

1 1. If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of mice. Silly love, plain life, clumsy snuggling, silly together. Even if the snow closes the mountain, you can still snuggle up in the haystack and bite your ear tightly.

12. lovely you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

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14. if x stipulates that a person can only find one woman in his life, I would rather it was you, and I have no regrets until I die! But it happened that X didn't stipulate it. Then forget it!

15. I'm not so busy, so I want to find a part-time job. Major: undergraduate in love! Specialty: Wash dishes and brush pots! Ability: I love you needless to say! Salary requirements: your heart! Ideal contract period: valid all year round and never quit!

16. Funny love SMS Daquan once had a thief's love in front of my eyes. I didn't notice it. Now I regret it! I want to shout out now: love tiger oil!

17. Click if you love me! Urgent ... hey, hey! I told you ... you pressed it because you love me! You are still pressing ... I will tell you that you love me and deny it. I can't stand you ... you press it again ... okay! I love you too!

18. From now on, your mobile phone will be bombarded by my 24-hour SMS. You only have two choices. First, your defense will be completely destroyed; The second is that you love me.

19. You, you, you little goblin, poisoned me with your love but refused to give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

20. Funny Love Message Encyclopedia Dear, I miss you so much! I really want to kiss you, bite you and eat you. Come on! Into my arms, so comfortable.

2 1. After a farewell, I miss you in two places. It took only three or four minutes, but after five or six hours, the eight-character script was not handed down. There are many people in 1999, Shiliting. I love you!

22. I'm ugly but I'm gentle, I'm thin but I'm full of muscle, I'm soft-hearted but my legs are not short. I will catch up with you and go to the ends of the earth.

23. As God is my witness, my shadow follows you all the time, and my eyes are watching you all the time ... damn it, I mean-except when you take a shower!

24. You are my cotton-padded jacket in winter and ice cream in summer. You are the Apollo in my life. I am willing to pull a scooter and collect junk for you! I hope I can walk side by side with you, and Qian Shan will certainly walk!

25. In previous lives, you were the landlord and I was your parents' worker. I worked for you for 30 years, but you didn't give me a penny. In this life, God is destined to ask you to accompany me all my life to repay me!

Five hundred years ago, I was an ordinary worker in your family. I fell in love with you when I peeked at your embroidery posture at the window the other day. Don't blame me for not telling you! Because there were no text messages at that time!

27. Funny love words are all about me! I want it! I want you! I want you to look at me. I want you to look me in the eye! I want you to look me in the eye and say! You want me!

28. I'll take you if there is a million dollars. Do I have a million dollars? No, so I can't take you; If I have ten yuan, I love you. Do I have ten yuan? Yes, so I love you!

29. You are the sun in the sky and I am the mountain on the earth. You are the moon in the sky, and I am the ocean on the ground; You are a crow flying in the sky, and I am a dog chasing on the ground.

30. On the first day I met you, I was conquered by your eyes. At that time, I knew that I was already a prisoner of your life.

3 1. Complete works of funny love messages. I made a bunch of enchanting eyes with 10 thousand lies and shot at you. You fell in a pool of blood, and your scarred body was full of Cupid's bullets.

32. Marry me, and I will flush your toilet with oil, bathe you with Pepsi, and pick you up from work with Boeing 777. Promise me?

33. Send you a bunch of roses to express your feelings and rely on it; Give you a big peach blossom, and your fortune depends on it; Send you a bowl of tofu, and laugh after eating!

34. If you want to ask me, how I feel about you: I care about you! If I have to add an adjective to this feeling, it is: I only care about you!

35. I know interesting love messages! But I can't. This marriage is the biggest arranged by God! Hey, how are you now? You must dump your husband and come with me.

36. I miss you, just like a cowherd trying to weave a girl, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice, and I dumped you, just like a monkey breaking corn.

37. Do you want roses? I won't give it to you! Do you want to eat chocolate? I am greedy for you! Want me to kiss you? Beautiful! Oh, honey, don't be angry, I just miss you in Doby!

38. I miss you, miss you so much, find an artist to draw for you, stick you in a cup and kiss you every time I drink water.

39. I can only describe your beauty as a vegetable. Face is "melon seeds". The waist is willow. Eyebrows are willow leaves, eyes are longan, mouth is cherry and hands are lotus roots.

40. I found a part-time job with no salary, no rest days, no retirement and no layoffs. Besides, she is still my favorite job, that is ... I miss you!

4 1. Spring has arrived, birds are in love, ants live together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes miscarry, caterpillars remarry, and frogs have children. Honey, what are we waiting for?

Please stop reading and turn it off! There's really nothing to see, please! Do you really want to see it? No regrets? All right! This is what you want to see ―― I love you so much!

43. come on In this confession of lovesickness, I am your prisoner, and I am willing to wait for you all my life.

Honey, I can't do anything without you. My only gain these days is to understand some idioms: one day is like a year, one day is Sanqiu, one day is autumn water, and one day is acacia!

45. Last night, I had a dream in which God asked me who I loved most. I said, when I sent this message, the first person I saw was my favorite! Did you get a look at him?

46. I don't know how you are today, but my situation is not good anyway. I just feel that you are buzzing in my mind, looking around, inside and out! Send a message to help me!

47. Funny love message encyclopedia 1 angle = 10, 1 love 1 attachment 1 tenderness 1 thoughtfulness 1 tolerance 1 pity.

48. Funny love SMS Daquan stabbed you to death with a knife, I am afraid of seeing blood; Poison you, too many fake drugs; Electrocute you, the electricity bill is too expensive, drown you, maybe you can swim. Forget it, I still want to die of you!

49. Funny love message author: "I didn't expect Cupid to shoot me." Man: "Where is Cupid from? Tell me and I'll teach him a lesson. Touch my woman.

50. Even if a thousand people pass by me, I can still recognize you easily, because 999 of them stepped on my body, but you stepped on my heart!

5 1. A pair of men and women who met online, feeling that the time was ripe, met on the third bench beside the small bridge. The man said, really ... here? The woman said, you damn fool! I told you to pick up girls online!

Loving you is the happiest thing in my life. I think if you don't love me, that's your biggest loss. Come with me if you love me! Please sleep with me if you don't love me!

Meeting you is "destiny takes a hand". It is impossible to fall in love with you; Marrying you is "forced"; Abandoning you is a "normal phenomenon".

There are many women in the world, and men say there is more than one woman worthy of love. There are countless men in the world, but women say that there is only one man worthy of love.

55. Funny love SMS Daquan Two people send messages to convey their affection, which is called believing in love. Just give and don't accept, unrequited love, love to give and receive, love to give and receive often, is narcissism.

56. If you receive a funny love message, don't blame anyone who is too timid to confess. Choose a season to love you. Pledge of eternal love, run too fast, do you want to love me too?

57. Funny love SMS Daquan is a calm river, surging only because I love you; I am a quiet volcano that erupts only because I love you ... everything is just because I love you!

58. I love you as much as a dollar. The Great Wall of Wan Li witnessed our first love. I love you as much as I love five yuan, and the Three Gorges of the Yangtze River is like our feelings winding. I love you as much as ten yuan, forever!

59. The vast sky is free for you to soar, the vast ocean is at your disposal, beautiful stories are at your disposal, and my heart is touched by you. Girls like you should go after them and send humorous news to my baby.

60. How are you, dear? Sorry, I have to stand you up again. The Monkey King, Friar Sand and Tang Priest and I went to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures. It may take three or five years to come back. Wait for me!

6 1. If I am riding a horse, you can call me a groom; If I am driving, you can call me a coachman; If I am a TV university student, you can call me doctor. If I am in charge of accounting, what should you call me?

62. You are bad, you are bad, take roses as a dish, drive a BMW as a donkey, pretend to be blind when you see ugly ones, pretend to be bored when you see beautiful ones, pretend to be weird when you meet hot girls, repent when you see information, or I will kick you!

63. Love is a brick. Love is a mountain. If there are not many bricks, you need one. If the mountain is not high, just keep it for a lifetime. Love is a poisoned wine. If you don't want to pour your life into it, don't drink it, because there is no antidote.

64. Your gentle face is as beautiful as spring, as warm as summer, as gorgeous as autumn and as bright as winter. When I saw you, it was like an ancient shadow in my heart, which made me fall in love with you without hesitation

65. Your handwriting is as bright as willow leaves, and the yellow color reveals the desire for the world of mortals. Your heart is like a tinkling spring, clear and soft, and everything about me is captured by your softness!

66. Funny love messages are all over the sea. When you receive this sincere blessing, please try your best to hit your head against the wall-see? Countless stars in front of you are my infinite concern!

67. I know that you love me, just as God loves the lamb and a loving mother loves the baby. Your kindness and kindness make me feel all kinds of warmth and intoxication.

68. I racked my brains to write a poem praising you, but I failed, because even if I condensed the most beautiful words in the world, I could not describe one tenth of your beauty!

69. I still remember my father once told me when I was a child. Don't fall in love early. It turns out! That's because only waiting for your appearance can my true love be staged.

70. I love you, a love bug virus, which will delete all the information in your mobile phone. Want to recover? Please reply "I love you"!

7 1. If you don't think my memory (deposit) is insufficient and my hardware (house) is not perfect, I hope to share a server with you.

72. Funny love SMS encyclopedia makes you happy and worry-free. I am really infatuated with you, worried about you, distressed for you, always sad and infatuated. I dare not change my mind. Don't doubt. I'm tired of writing, and I'm afraid you didn't mean it.

73. You are the most beautiful mountain and water in my heart. White clouds and blue sky, love you like jumping; The moon in the water, the sky, I miss you a thousand times.

74. Funny Love Message Encyclopedia: You are skin, I am meat; You are a suit, I am a button; You are coffee, I am a bean; Loving you for life is not enough.

75. Seeing you, I am afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I would cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!

76. Lovely you stole my love and my heart. I decided to go to court. What should I convict you of? After the judge searched all the records and cases, the jury unanimously passed: sentence you to accompany me for life!

77. Funny love SMS Daquan kisses you sweetly, kisses you deeply, caresses you gently and hugs you warmly. Please remember that I love you.

78. There is nothing you can do about it. You broke into my heart, closed the door, locked it, and lost the key!

79. I have the opportunity to know you, pay attention to you twice, date you three times and four times, miss you so much, and I should like you 90%. I'm sure I love you!

Look at me now. I have a house, rented. There are cars and bicycles; There are even careers and tutors. Why do you need a girlfriend like you?

8 1. Funny love SMS Daquan wants a girlfriend: I have the same personality, looks like you, looks exactly like you, is as cute as you, and gives me the feeling that I am exactly like you!

82. Forgive me for telling a stranger your mobile phone number. His name is Cupid, and he said he would help me tell you that my heart likes you, my heart cares about you and my heart is waiting for you.

83. Funny love SMS Daquan loves you for 10,000 years, exaggerated! Love you for five thousand years, hopeless! Love you for a thousand years, ridiculous! Love you for a hundred years, too long! Love you for 70 years in succession, as long as I am healthy, it is my strength!

84. I miss you so much. I cut off the telephone line, burned my mobile phone card, emptied my wallet and took all the sleeping pills. Alas! But I still want to see you.

85. Blink your eyes and I will die. Blink my eyes again, and I will come back to life. Your eyes keep blinking, so I will die!

86. Funny love SMS Daquan feelings have been in arrears, love has stopped, promises have been empty, trust has been closed, care can not be connected, beauty is not in the service area, everything is suspended, and life has completely collapsed!

87. I am Baiyun, shielding you from the scorching sun; I am a breeze, singing softly for you; I am the rain and dew, nourishing your face; I am a meteor, wishing for you!

88. I will send you a sweater with a horizon. No matter where you are, you can't leave my sight. I will knit you a sweater with my eyes, and I will see you wherever you are.

89. I love you, sister, just as mice love rice, mice eat rice every day. I love you not to eat rice every day, because if you are rice, I will only love you with my heart!

90. I came to know you once or twice, fell in love with you three times or four times, sent you colorful flowers, and chased you seven times or eight times. I am beautiful with you.