Do you have any great humorous jokes? If so, here are a few. Thank you!

I have two shortcomings: 1. Sleeping naked. 2. Sleepwalking. 1: My advantage is: I am very handsome; but my disadvantage is: I am not obvious that I am handsome.

2: If the sun doesn’t come out, I won’t go to work; if it does, I’ll continue to sleep!

3: Running snail.

4: Every morning when I get up, I read the "Forbes" rich list. If my name is not on it, I go to work.

5: Talking about money doesn’t hurt feelings, but talking about feelings hurts money the most.

6: I curse you for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets for the rest of your life.

7: Even though you are wearing cologne, I can still smell a faint smell of scum.

8: Both homely and rotten, the future is uncertain.

9: The most mysterious department in history: the relevant departments.

10: It is undeniable that mosaics are the biggest obstacle to the progress of human nude art in this century!

11: There are only two things I can’t do in my life: I can’t do this, and I can’t do that.

12: Others have a background, but I have a back view.

13: White horse... where did you die! Did you lose the prince and dare not come to see me?

14: I am an angel. The reason why I cannot go back to heaven is because of my weight.

15: There are too many liars and not enough fools.

16: I smile from my side to the sky, and after I finish laughing, I go to bed.

17: Your mobile phone is cheaper than the phone bill.

18: The road is long and long, so let’s fight it.

19: My life has side A and side B, your life has side S and side B.

20: We are not afraid of Touer bringing tools, but we are afraid that Touer understands technology!

21: Failure is not terrible, the key is success.

22: Go and learn Feng Shui when you have time. Having a good tomb after your death can make up for the regret of not being able to afford a good house during your lifetime.

23: It’s easy to hide when you are exposed, but hard to guard against when you are undercover.

24: When the day pushes the night over on the bed again, the sun is born...

25: A successful person is - having an erection all the way on the road of being a bull.

26: Women remember: they must eat well, sleep well and drink well. Once we are exhausted, other women will spend our money, stay in our room, sleep with our husband, have sex with our boyfriend, and even beat our children.

27: I remember one day shortly after graduation, my girlfriend sent me a text message: "Let's break up!"

Before I had time to feel sad, my girlfriend sent me another text message. : "I'm sorry, I sent it to the wrong person."

I feel completely sad now.

28: I know I'm not a handsome guy, but when someone looked at my full moon photo, they also thought I said that my left nostril is very idol-like

29: Being single is painful, and being single for a long time is even more painful. I saw a sow a few days ago, and I thought it was pretty and pretty...

30: When dealing with a vicious person, be more vicious than him; when dealing with a despicable person, be even more despicable than him;

31: When dealing with a handsome person, be more chic than him; when dealing with a handsome person The person who wants to be with you will... ruin his face!

32: Menstrual blood is the uterus crying for loneliness, and wet dreams are the seminal vesicles crying for suppression. Menstruation occurs once a month, but wet dreams occur irregularly. This shows that a man does not shed tears easily...

33: What? Navy SEALs? ...Am I as good as our urban management team?

34: There is no human touch without love

35: The kid next door finally vowed to lose weight - at the graduation job fair, someone said to him: "Brother, "Excuse me, you are blocking my mobile phone signal."

36: I allow you to enter my world, but you will never be allowed to walk around in it.

37: I can’t bear to have my children, but I can’t catch the wolf, I can’t bear my wife, I can’t catch the gangsters, I can’t bear to update, but I can’t collect...

38: You think I’m a three-year-old child, I’m only two years old Half of it! 1. Why is the silkworm baby rich? ==> Because it can spin cocoons (frugal)

2. Why doesn’t the little white rabbit marry a zebra? ==> Because the mother rabbit said that tattoos are not good children< /p>

3. When can

5. When chocolate and tomatoes fight, why does chocolate win?==>Because of the chocolate bar

6. What will happen if a shark eats mung beans?==>It turns into a mung bean Sha

7. What happened to the hospital after the match was burned? ==> Cotton swabs

8. How did Lin Daiyu die? ==> Falling to death (from the sky Miss Lin fell down)

9. A pig said: "Come on", get some food? ==>Chocolate

10. What happened when Potato stabbed Baozi fatally? ?==>Become a red bean paste (kill) bag

11. What animal likes to stick on the wall?==>Seal (paper)

12. Why do foxes often Wrestling?==>Because the fox is very cunning (slippery)

13.4 people were playing mahjong in the house. Why did the police come and take away 5 people==>Because the person they were playing was called "Mahjong"

14. When do you like to drink soda? ==>When you are lonely (when you are lonely you will miss soda)

15. There was an egg who went to a teahouse to drink tea. What happened next? What happened?==>It turned into a tea egg

16. There was a male deer. He walked faster and faster. What happened in the end?==>It turned into a highway. Highway

17. One day, Mung Bean committed suicide by jumping off the 5th floor. He bled a lot. What happened? ==> He turned into Hong Bean

18. Why does the plane fly so high? They won’t hit the stars? ==>Because the stars will shine

19. Corn wanted to pursue fashion and had her hair permed, but what happened? ==>It turned into popcorn

20. What kind of mouse walks on two legs?==>Mickey Mouse

21. What kind of duck walks on two legs?==>All ducks walk on two legs (Do you want to talk to the old duck?)

22. The lady’s business is not doing well now, why? ==>Bird flu

23. What kind of person cannot cheer? Working at a station?==>A person with a slippery tone (the oil gun slipped)

24. Are the dumplings a boy or a girl?==>Boys because the dumplings have foreskins

25. Wearing clothes The man in gold clothes ==> A shocking (gold) teacher asked Xiao Ming: "1+1=?" Xiao Ming said: "I don't know." The teacher asked him to go home and ask his parents. Xiao Ming first asked his mother, who was upset, and she scolded him: "Crazy." Xiao Ming asked his brother again, who was watching TV: "Black Cat Boss." Xiao Ming asked his father again, who was eating popsicles and said: " It's so cool." Xiao Ming went to ask his sister again, who was in love: "Honey, I'm waiting for you outside." Xiao Ming went to ask his sister again, and her sister kept saying: "Little rabbit, please open the door."

The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming 1+1=? Xiao Ming answered first: "Crazy!" The teacher asked: "Who told you?" "Black cat boss." The teacher said nothing and slapped him. Xiao Ming replied: "It's so cool." "Xiao Ming, come to my office after class!" "Dear, I'll wait for you outside." The teacher locked him in the office, and he replied: "Little Rabbit, open the door obediently. ."......