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Yin yang Jia he feng shui land

Yin and Yang Home and Feng Shui Place (1)

Once upon a time, Kunshan was famous for its fish, rice, tea, porcelain and silk, and businessmen from all over the world came and went. Among them, Ma Youde of Maji Firm will do business and grow rapidly. It happened that Ye Jia's firm in charge of imperial tribute committed a crime. Ma Youde seized the opportunity to find this good job and really made some money.

Ma Youde, with deep pockets, felt that his old house didn't match his identity, so he built a new mansion in the south of the city. Blue waves rippled in front of the door, facing southwest. It can be said that the beautiful mountains and rivers, at first glance, are the wealth. On an auspicious day, Ma Youde, his family and hundreds of servants moved into a new house. Unexpectedly, Mrs. Ma was too weak to stand the fatigue, so she got phlegm disease and died that night. Ma Youde felt very unfortunate that the housewarming banquet turned into a funeral.

At this time, the firm did an unprecedented big business, and the newly appointed comprador Chen in Beijing rushed to buy a birthday present for the Queen Mother. Chen's adult is as beautiful as jade. Young as he is, he knows how to collect money for officials. He hit it off with Ma Youde and got what he wanted.

This business alone is enough to earn back the cost of the new house, and Ma Youde turns grief into joy.

However, Ma Youde didn't expect that this was just the beginning, and the next thing became even more bizarre. A few days later, my concubine Cui Yu went crazy for no reason. Mrs. Ma gave birth to only one daughter. Seeing that her daughters were married, she was never pregnant again. Ma Youde bought jade jade jade with five hundred and twenty pieces of silver, in order to spread branches and leaves, and continue the descendants. Unexpectedly, things didn't develop according to people's wishes, and Jade Cui just got angry again.

Jade Cui is crazy. In the big night, she put wine in the yard to enjoy the moon, and frequently advised people to drink in front of empty seats, as if she were sitting there without anyone seeing her.

Ma Youde asked her who she was drinking with. Jade smiled and said, "There are many ghosts in the underworld who are with judges. They live at home and go to court to handle cases every day. "

Ma Youde not trust, privately find Mr Feng Shui sit up and take notice. I didn't expect Mr. Feng Shui from Kunshan to be invited. Everyone said it was a house that made a fortune. Since it's Jizhai, how can accidents happen one after another? What does Emerald Cui think of the judge as a ghost? A virtuous horse is a mystery.

As soon as I arrived in the back room that day, I heard the noise in Cui Yu's room. Ma Youde went in and saw that it was the madness of Jade. She keeps saying that the judge has a life and death book, and the names of the young lady and son-in-law are all checked, even if she can't live. Mrs. Ma was frightened and pleaded, "Sir, although the old house is shallow and narrow, it can still be accommodated. After we moved here, there were frequent accidents, so let's move back! "

Hearing this, Ma Youde's face fell and said, "This is a rare Feng Shui master. Don't talk nonsense Jade Cui is crazy. How can a madman believe her? "

Ma Youde has his own plans. Since he moved here, Maji's business is booming and its financial resources are rolling in, which is beyond the reach of other firms. Why is he willing to move out of here?

There was no quarrel, but a ghost came in panting. "Master, madam, this is not good ... this is not good! Miss and son-in-law go to Hokkeji to burn incense. On the way, they met robbers and were robbed by bad guys. Now the whereabouts are unknown, and life and death are uncertain. "

Hearing this, Mrs. Ma immediately fainted. Jade Cui hugged her head in fear and shouted, "Dead, it must be dead! The judge is arresting people again, don't arrest me, don't arrest me! "

The dog days in Ma Youde are like being in an ice room, and he is shaking all over.

When Chen Daren came from Beijing, Ma Fu was very upset. When I saw Ma Youde, I congratulated him loudly. It turned out that the emperor wanted to recruit women and enrich the harem. Needless to say, the things used should also be comprador. This is an excellent opportunity to spend money. Ma Youde was ecstatic at the news, but he gave up most of his happiness when he thought of the restless population at home and the uncertainty of his daughter and son-in-law.

When Chen's adult saw him frown, he said with a smile, "Brother Ma's office can be said to make a fortune every day. It doesn't take three or five years. Shi Chong, I'm not afraid of being rich. How can I be depressed? "

Ma Youde explained the reason and said with a wry smile, "In just a few months, my mother died of illness, my concubine went crazy, and my daughter and son-in-law were still alive and dead. After three or five years, how do you know if there is anyone in my horse family? "

When Chen heard this, he said, "What a strange thing! In Beijing, there was an iron-billed stone fortuneteller who was buried by the housing bureau handed down from his ancestors. His mind is full of magical calculations. Why not come and have a look? "

Yin and Yang Family and Geomantic Land (2)

Ma Youde seems to have got a lifeline, hurriedly told Chen Daren to understand this matter. Adult Chen readily promised to send someone back to Beijing today, and he must take Shi over.

History arrived before the royal tribute was ready. This stone statue, with white hair and beard and vigorous spirit, walked around Mafu as usual. After reading it, he nodded and said, "Jizhai is a rare place to make money."

Hearing this, Ma Youde said at once, "Old Immortal, it is good to gather wealth in this house, but the population is restless. Even if it can collect all the money in the world, I can't enjoy it! "

"There is nothing wrong with the house. Let's go outside and have a look! " Shi banxian twisted his beard.

Ma Youde hurriedly lead the way, a line of people to find a place to climb. Looking around, I am alone in the clouds, surrounded by water and jade belts. Ma Fu's new house, between beautiful mountains and rivers and beautiful water colors, is a treasure trove of geomantic omen. Stone looked at it carefully, and his face suddenly changed. He said in horror: "It turned out to be the yin and yang family where judges gather money. I've only seen it in classics. I didn't expect this kind of feng shui to really exist in the world! "

This is contrary to the judge mentioned by Emerald Cui. Knowing that Shi had found the key, he hurriedly asked what was going on.

"Look carefully, what does that mountain look like?" Shi said nothing about it, but showed them the mountains in the southwest. Ma Youde looked at it carefully, and his face changed. He was surprised and said, "hat! Hell judge's hat! "

The top of that mountain is narrow and the bottom is rich, far away, like an awl. Usually I don't pay much attention to it, but if I look closely, I can find that it is very similar to the hat worn by the judge of the underworld in the opera.

Shi nodded and said, "This mountain looks like a judge's hat, and the mountain shape avoids the sun and takes the shade. Mafulou is in its shadow, which is quite a place where judges collect money in front of Rosen Hall. This is called official wealth gathering in geomantic omen. You build a house on the land of the dead, and the land of the dead becomes a house of Yin and Yang where people can get rich. That's why your Maji company's financial resources are rolling in and unstoppable. But everything has its advantages and disadvantages. If you live in a secluded house, even if you collect all the wealth in the world, you can't enjoy it, which is a pity! "

"Mr. Wang is really a man of god, please save our whole family, old and young!" Ma Youde take orally, repeatedly told.

"It's not difficult," Shi said. "Just choose another house and give up here."

Where is Ma Youde willing to give up this large fortune? He can't help blushing: "Please ask the living gods to find a way, how can you kill two birds with one stone?"