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A sweet word to my wife, what can I say to impress my girlfriend?

How about staying at home? I'm bored, come on, smile, please see: if you are a flower, I'd like to be that cow dung; If you are cow dung, I would like to be that fly. If you were a fly, I would like to make an egg with a seam.

I am addicted to relying on you, loving you and missing you, knowing that I can't, but I can't help it. This feeling is gnawing at my soul, and I am willing to die in my acacia.

If there is an afterlife, let's be mice, silly love, plain life, pure snuggling and silly together. When the mountain is closed by snow and ice, we will nest in the warm haystack, I will hold you and feed you rat poison.

Love is slow and time is fast. Loneliness is long and life is short. You are in a deep, deep loneliness, waiting for me to be stupid.

A piece of land is planted with fine grass; On one side of the pond, Tian Tian Bihe grows; Two-eyed spring, planted with clumps of bamboo; A room, climb the green vine. Are you coming to stay?

How many times have I asked myself why I always love you so much? Believe in yourself again, my feelings for you are as deep as ever.

Love is magical, it makes the laws of mathematics out of balance; Two people share the pain, only half the pain; And two people * * * enjoy one kind of happiness, but there are two kinds of happiness.

Quietly watching your message, the warmth slowly grows and permeates me for a long time. Thank you for letting me accompany you. Thank you for your gentle care.

Please close your eyes gently, you will feel the gentle wind, that is, I am approaching you gently, holding you gently, kissing you gently, I love you!

Think of you when you are lonely; I want to hug you when I cry; I want to pounce on you when I am happy; I want to kiss you when I am excited. Everything is in these four words: I need you!

What connects heaven and earth is rain silk, and what connects you and me is love silk; Gentle and thin rain permeates between heaven and earth, and deep and soft love permeates your heart and mine.

The moon is in the sky and I am on the ground, just like you are at the ends of the earth and I am at the end of the world. No matter how high the moon rises, it cannot reach the sky. No matter how far you go, you can't leave my thoughts, my heart!

Of all the people in the world, why do I know you? I know a lot of people, why I miss you. As long as I think of you, my heart is as sweet as honey

Love is the vitality of spring, the cool breeze of summer, the fruit of autumn and the crystal white snow of winter. May romantic love nourish your life, warm your world and make your time wonderful.

Your eyes reveal my endless pursuit, and your tears are pure and crystal clear. No matter how big the world is, what if you are my whole world and how hard life is? Suddenly, I really miss you!

I want to tell you that I like the way you are happy, the way you smile, the way you walk, and every detail of you. I want to tell you that there is only you in my heart, and you are the only love in my life. You are the best!

Staring into your eyes, I realize how important you are to me. Sticking to your ear, I feel how happy I am. I rush to vent my sweetness in the familiar streets and make happiness our eternal paradise. Remember to take care of yourself for me.

The burning sun outside the window is my happy expression. Because of your company, the earth I stepped on is fertile ground for happiness. Because of your side, I am young and my love for you is firm. Now I still firmly love you forever.

Facing the complicated world, I am glad that I didn't miss the love between us, gave me meticulous care, gave you the best years, still looked forward to the future, still loved you deeply, and hoped that you would be very happy in the dull days!

Seeing that you are beautiful, gentle, virtuous, sensible, kind and lovely, everyone worships you, and a hundred flowers blossom, I don't have to guess, and I know that you are the best among talents (I believe you will forgive me for saying so many compliments). As for me, although I am not a handsome man, I can't compare with Pan An in appearance, but I can also be called a symmetrical man with both talent and appearance. People call me handsome. You know why not? Look at your head. I don't know what a Taoist priest looks like. I'll tell you, because I'm handsome, gnome male-". Maybe you will disagree, which will hurt me. It doesn't matter if you hit me, the key is that I can resist the blow, especially the blow of girls.

When your forehead is covered with wrinkles, I will accompany you to help each other. I will accompany you to greet the sunrise and send away the sunset. I will accompany you to watch our children grow up and watch our naughty grandson together. No matter what the world is like, I still love you!

Holding your hand is happy; Holding your shoulder is sweet; Kissing your lips is romantic; Looking into your eyes is sincere; Facing your heart, it is unique. Honey, I love you!

There is a way that we don't know it is attachment until we are apart; There is a feeling that I didn't realize it was heartache until I left; There is a kind of mood, until I can't sleep, only to find that it is acacia; There is a kind of fate, and it is not clear that it is eternal until I wake up from my dream; I have a job, no salary, no rest, no retirement and no unemployment. I work 24 hours a day, which is my favorite job. Do you know what this is? That is: I love you.

A word song, a melody, a lifetime of Sanskrit singing; In short, one heart, no regrets in life; A poem, a lamp, for your life; A person, a city, waiting for you all your life; A promise, a lifetime, a lifetime to follow.

I love you for one minute, know you for one day, know you for one month and know you for one year. Since I fell in love, my love for you has only increased. Dear, let me protect you and love you all my life!

Every spring when the bud breaks ground, I want to say I love you. Every summer, I want to say I love you. I want to say I love you in autumn, when every leaf turns yellow. I want to tell you that I love you in the winter when every branch is withered. Loving you is my lifelong commitment and career. You can wake up every morning in the four seasons and say: I love you. For me, this is a happy life, a life without regrets.

The happiest thing in the world is that you are around. The most touching song in the world is the sentence you gently sang. The most sincere love in the world is that you and I know each other. Dear, I want to tell you that I miss you!

Some encounters, such as meteors, are bright in an instant, hurried and short; My love for you, like that star, will never decrease, day after day.

You are my dream, my hope, my sunshine, my fragrance, my most beautiful mood and my happiest happiness. Honey, I love you.

I believe in every promise, every smile, every happiness I feel, every pain I share, and every minute I accompany you. May our love and affection last forever.

Fate, let us meet and fall in love; Share, let us know each other and stay together; Let's cherish fate, don't regret it because of impulse, and feel the taste of happiness in every drop.

I feel your tenderness, but I can't hold your hand. I think of your smile, but I can't see your face. I often see you in my dreams, say I love you in my heart, and want to hold you all the time, listen to your breath, touch your bun and taste the true meaning of love with you forever.

Hearing your voice touch my heartstrings, playing a euphemistic love song, let me smile at midnight and fall asleep, thinking about the sunny little days in the future, I feel extremely happy at this moment, just the two of us.

Your clear eyes are like snow lotus in my heart. Two people stir the glory of love, weave our bright future with the tenderness of my life, wait for the beauty of every dusk and dawn together, and feel the happiness of love together.

When we met, it was one in 1.3 billion; We know each other because our hearts are connected; We love each other, whether it is fate or separation or interdependence; We follow each other, so that happiness will always accompany this life without regret. Rose Valentine's Day, say I love you, let's hold hands and stay together for life. Happy days will always be like honeymoons!