Humorous New Year greetings

1, elegant person, just look at the back. Those who strive for progress will know by listening to footsteps. Kind people can see it from their smiling faces. Confident people can tell by looking at their eyes. Lucky man, look at you. Happy new year!

I was born to smile and touch my heart. I sincerely love you all my life. I'm worried that being chased by others will make me distracted from my work. I will be very happy to see you, and I will always be most sincere to you. I will never change my heart, and the world will never lose my heart.

3. In the Year of the Monkey, I sent you a flat peach, an elixir, a letter recommending you to be the Great Immortal of Imperial Horse, and a pair of golden eyes. I wish you happiness and happiness, waiting for you to last forever!

4. A thousand flowers are given to you, asking you to love yourself; A thousand paper cranes are given to you to keep your troubles away from you; Give you a thousand lucky stars and let good luck surround you; Give you a thousand pistachios, let a good mood accompany you every day, and wish you a happy new year!

5, the Spring Festival is coming, the Spring Festival is early: a good family; Second, it is less difficult to worship; Worship troubles three times; Four worships are not old; Worship children's filial piety; Six thanks for happiness; 7. Worship sadness and throw it away; Eight worships have high income; Jiubai security shield; Ten worshippers are happy.

6, the Spring Festival is coming, thinking about giving you nothing, and I don't intend to give you too much, just giving you 50 million: be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Don't forget me! Happy new year!

7. beginning of spring solar term is coming again. Everything in the world is awake. It's time to have a rest after work. Let's put down our work and experience it. In the face of recovery, we close our eyes to taste, breathe the breath of spring, and the text message comes with the fragrance of grass. May my short message bring you a moment of relaxation! Happy spring!

8. Happy New Year. I wish you good health, all the best, happy family, happy life, successful career, long life and wealth, deep pockets and invincible!

9. It's really tiring to be alive: you have to queue up when you get on the bus, you have to suffer if you love you, you have no fragrance when you eat, you get drunk easily when you drink, and you have to pay taxes when you earn money! Even texting pigs costs money! may you have a happy new year!

10, there is a tacit understanding, called tacit understanding; There is a feeling that it is wonderful; There is a yearning, called longing; Some idiot will finish reading the text message. Happy new year!