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How can a daughter-in-law send a text message to a friend after giving birth?

1, xx 65438+1October 28th, 3 am 10, my friend, you missed an important moment in your sleep. A handsome boy named Wang Xiaobao, weighing five catties and eight liang, came to the world at this important moment, and it has been seven hours since he was born. Thank you for your concern all the time! -Haohao

2. On April 25th, I was promoted to be a mother and a boy, weighing six and a half pounds!

I gave birth to a little prince at 3: 08 on the day of X month, X year, weighing several Jin. Happy baby, share with you.

4. Hello, aunts, I am (my father's name is Lin Xxin). At 4: 58 pm, I was taken out of my mother's stomach by my uncle. I am not tall, 52cm, not fat, 7 kg, 1 beam, but I know I am a smart pot. I have to do this. If a beautiful girl wants to ask me out, please come to my mother's office to sign up. I won't wait in line when I grow up! ——

I gave birth to a son at one o'clock in the middle of the night, weighing six pounds and eight ounces. Now the wound hurts so much that I can't sleep or surf the Internet. I texted you, hehe!

6, the baby is happy to have a baby today, and Hongyan is coming and going. A pro-book will be good news: my surname has descendants in my life! ! ! We made an appointment with good friends to get together for a hundred days, and * * * drank good wine to celebrate the wedding.

7, the baby has been born, in order not to eat Sanlu milk powder, please get the money quickly!

8. Hello, everyone! Lijia China Merchants Bank officially opened at 7: 26 tonight. Those who hold the license of China Construction Bank, please start to line up immediately, and we will choose the best partner! In addition: the baby weighs 4 kg and 8 Liang, and the mother and daughter are safe! Thank you for your concern! -Le Le Ma

9, extra! Extra! My favorite male silver has come to this troubled world at 8: 00 am on March 24, 20 12! From now on, I will accept your infinite blessing! -Porridge

10, Shu Xian, the wife of a pregnant child, is extremely sweet and works hard to earn money to buy milk powder. Who told me to meet the animal year?

1 1, the baby golden mouse came today, and it was crisp in autumn. I was conceived and gave birth in 10, and the moon is particularly bright tonight. I was rewarded by three parents and children, and I am happy for this favor.

12, the wife screamed, and a new girl was added to the family. If you want to know more, take the money and sign up quickly!