The funniest WeChat copywriting this year

1. Another day has passed. How was your day? Did you dream further?

2. When you feel that you have nothing and nothing to be cute. Look in the mirror, honey, you still have meat!

There is a loquat tree in the yard, which was planted when my wife died. Now it is as elegant as a lid. Cut it today and smile for Miss Bo.

Some people feel that they are old and immature. In fact, you have matured, and this is your mature performance.

I am not a simple, thrifty person who can live. I just have no money!

6. Don't say you are as tired as a dog. Dogs are not tired at all. Their lives are much happier than yours.

In my opinion, there is no age difference in love, as long as the face looks good, it is the same up and down.

Five thousand years is not a problem.

8. Life will make you miserable for a while, and when you get used to it, you will suffer for a lifetime.

9. When you are this old, you have mastered a special skill and didn't learn other skills. You can sleep well without taking sleeping pills during the day and get excited without taking stimulants at night. 10. In ancient times, when the host picked up the teacup, the guests should say goodbye. In modern times, when two people meet, when one side takes out his mobile phone, the other side should also say it's time to go, which is the basic etiquette of modern social communication. 1 1. What do you mean you can do the right thing by following the right person? Go to the vegetable market to buy food, follow my aunt, after her fierce counter-offer, you say, boss, I also want two kilograms.

12. You worked so hard and endured so much loneliness and entanglement, and we didn't think how good you were.

13. If you succeed, eating green vegetables is called health preservation; If you fail, eating green vegetables is called shabby. This is not chicken soup. This is called reality!

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18 There is only one month left in the blink of an eye. Making money is like catching ghosts, spending money is like running water, and I haven't saved a penny. I plan to save it this year.

50 thousand, it's still short

Forty thousand

Nine thousand

Eight! How much money you earn is still not enough!

15. Getting rid of poverty is not as easy as losing hair, but getting rich is far easier than getting rich. Reality is cruel, you have to live with temperature.

16. I don't know what I am doing, but I am passionate about it, and then I am weak.

Three years old, exhausted.

17. The Spring Festival is coming. My New Year's resolution is to be thinner and have a bigger wallet. God, please! Don't make any more mistakes,

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18 rectification.

18. The biggest difference between college and high school: high school has enough money and insufficient sleep; College is enough sleep and not enough money. It's good to go to work now, and the salary is not enough to spend and sleep. No appointment! No money, no reservation!

19. Snow White was envied by the queen because of her beauty; Because of its beauty, it was released by the hunter; Because of its beauty, it was deceived by dwarfs; Because of her beauty, she was awakened by the prince; Are you clear? Kindness is useless, you must become beautiful.

20. What should I do if I meet someone in my life? Decisively support all his views and cultivate him into a big idiot.