What are some funny sentences?

1: I have always believed that my best friend will become very rich. Then he was supporting me. As it turned out, that fool thought the same way.

2: One day the coach was learning to drive in the teaching academy, and suddenly a robber came.

Robber: Stop the car! parking! I've been calling you for a long time, but I didn't hear you. Don't move and get rid of the police car behind you. Otherwise LZ will stab you to death. Drive forward, fast.

Coach: Sister, don’t panic, listen to my command, practice the action just now, shift to first gear, slowly release the clutch, and lightly step on the accelerator.

Let’s go. . . Hey,,,hey,,,yes. . . Walk. . Yes. Walk. . .

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