Humorous greetings on Mother's Day?

1. Born great, with enough money, I love you ... 2. Hit me, scold me and tell me what to do. Today is up to you. I promise I won't fight back, I will only give you a kiss. Mom, you have worked hard! Happy Mother's Day! 3. "Five loves", "Four persistences", "Theory of Three Represents" and "Two musts" ... and I have only one wish: I wish all mothers in the world health and happiness! Today is your festival. In your world and mine, you have always been the boss, grasping the revolution on one hand and the production on the other, and you have the final say in our affairs! Dear, Happy Mother's Day! 5. Mom's nagging, like the old and new weather forecast, warns you in advance; Mother's nagging, like a hot spring, is endless. I deeply wish my mother a happy holiday!