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Unharmonious two-part allegorical saying

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A sinus figure-no ability

Ah Er blowing sheng-Keep your word.

Al is a doctor-no one dares to invite him.

String performance in Arneman Street

Brother eats noodles-scrape

Grandma has a beard-not normal.

Aqingsao pours tea and drops water; Not a drop leaks.

Whips don't hit sticks-eat soft and eat hard.

The beaten dog bit a chicken-take it out on others.

Beaten tortoise-shrinking its neck

Ducks are running around with knives.

Apologize for being slapped.-Flattery.

A dog with a stick-depressed.

Ducks scurrying about

Fat pig with a knife-not afraid of scalding water

The stabbed ball is flat.

The grass on the frosted dog's tail has faded.

Eating sea pepper by the stove-I have a fever inside and outside.

Short people wear high heels-their height is limited.

The dwarf hit the wolf-it is not enough to shout.

Dwarfs fly kites-higher and higher; Steady rise

Shorty fart-humble.

Dwarf sightseeing echo

Short people watch the play-listen.

The dwarf pulls out the general-he will make do with materials; Choose a better one on the whole.

The dwarf climbed the hill step by step; May you be promoted step by step!

Short woman-low knowledge

Dwarf riding a big horse-dilemma; Up-down dilemma

The dwarf is going to heaven-I don't know how small he is; Delusion; Golden Millet Dream―sheer daydream

Short people sit on high stools-out of reach; Up and down out of reach; Up-down dilemma

Love to complain, love to be a hero-poor and quarrelsome.

Wooden fish in Antang-let people fight.

Quails want to eat the fruit from the tree-they can't reach it; Think of good things; Want to be beautiful

Watching people drown on the shore-from the ruins

Fishing for the moon on the shore-in vain; be invalid

Buy shoes according to other people's sizes-mechanical reproduction.

Beggars who press colored balls-silly with joy

Take the medicine according to the prescription-do it

Pecking rice according to the head of a chicken-in vain

Drinking water according to the cow's head-impossible; Can't do

Press the gourd and lift the ladle-regardless of the tail; Rise in succession

Top door of wide tube of chopping block

Rolling pin on the chopping board-bachelor

Meat on the chopping block-slaughtered; Kill at will

Fish on the chopping block-a commodity with a knife

Stalking-sneaking around

Fight secretly-fight blindly for a while.

Needle piercing in darkroom-sadness

Secretly stumble-wither.

Burn ice on the melted soup of tobacco.

Pancakes on tobacco-tossing and turning

Eight hundred dollars fell into the well-which one is hard to touch?

The flagpole erected 800 years ago-the old bachelor

Sprinkle pepper on the eight-treasure rice-add another flavor

Eight generations of old scores-I can't tell.

Eight-inch shoes-embarrassing

A small cylinder with eight barrels hanging on it-it can't hold a stone.

Starlings peck at persimmons-pick soft ones.

Eight dollars for gypsum dyeing

A bowl of wonton is eight yuan-no noodles.

Eight crooked necks are sitting at a table-no one is looking at anyone.

The format of stereotyped writing-sameness

Sleep in the gossip stove-steaming hot.

Riding in the eight diagrams-there is no escape; It is difficult to find a way out

Grade 8 Engineering Technology-Excellence

Eight-level masters learn skills-old people have a sense of security and old people have a sense of learning.

Star anise fell into the cesspit-fragrant and smelly; Smell and smell are inseparable.

Eight and a half pounds of tortoise swallowed a heavy weight-cruel bastard.

Eight and a half pounds of old tortoise swallowed a cruel bastard.

Eighty people are carrying sedan chairs-that's awesome.

The 80-year-old man shook his head in disgust-involuntarily; This is not for anyone to decide.

The 80-year-old man blew the lamp-he couldn't breathe; breather

Eighty-year-olds learn boxing-the more they practice, the stronger they become.

An 80-year-old man learns his craft-he works hard when he is old.

An 80-year-old debt-no successor

Shaving at 80-not old enough

The 80-year-old man shoulders the heavy burden-the heart is willing, but the strength is not enough.

An old idea 80 years ago

Eighty years old, childless, old and lonely.

Having a son at the age of 80-each generation is worse than the next.

Dancing innocently at the age of eighty

Playing with monkeys at the age of 80-an old trick

Learn to play the flute at the age of 80-full of old tunes; hackneyed theme

Learn to fight at the age of 80-fight hard

An 80-year-old actor pretends to be a child-rejuvenation

Standing at the counter at the age of 80-always good at it

Eight or five dozen rabbits, not worth the candle.

Eight immortals crossing the sea-each showing his magical powers

The Eight Immortals Party-Dialogue with God

This square table is uneven because it lacks a leg.

Put the lamp on the table of the Eight Immortals-obviously.

Square table-angular

Eight wise kings enter the palace-hard to please.

Bitter gourd in August-red heart

Lotus root in August-fresh and tender

Pomegranate in August-full of thoughts

Persimmons in August-the older they get, the redder they become; Laolaihong

Osmanthus fragrans blooms in August, and it is fragrant everywhere.

Cucumber shed in August-an empty shelf

Eat on August 15-it's still early.

Eating Yuanxiao on August 15th is different.

Eating zongzi on August 15th is not the time.

Moon cakes on August 15-everyone is happy; Everyone loves it; Up and down

The moon is the same on August 15th every year. Serious

On August 15th, it was late in Duanyang. evening

August 15 to see the dragon lantern-half a year late.

Having a baby on August 15-what a coincidence!

Send moon cakes on August 15-just in time for the festival.

Yun Zheyue on August 15-Disappointing.

Fifteen kinds of peanuts in August-blind command

Eight-legged crab bully

There is no ambiguity in the eight characters-no eyebrows; Far from it; Far from it.

Boil on the palm-according to the enemy.

Pat shoes-useless; cannot get through

Spread the pancakes on the palm of your hand-skillful hands; Good cards

A skinned toad-born a nuisance and died a terrible death.

A temple with torn walls-panic

Bananas are planted on old trees-carelessness.

Banana blossoms-one heart; Closely linked

Banana leaves build a bird's nest-it won't be long.

Bala's eyes hurt-too bad.

Pull the grass to attract the snake-ask for it; Created for oneself

Pull onions and plant sea peppers-one crop is hotter than the other.

Sorghum at jointing stage-the longer, the higher; Steady rise

Wave drum-double-sided lamp

Pull alarm clock-designed to remind people

Pull out the radish-the pit is there.

Pull up radishes and plant onions-every crop is hotter.

A plucked phoenix is not as good as a chicken.

Pigeons without hair can't fly.

Unplug the plug without water-do more.

Pull out the seedlings and encourage them-eager for success

Postscript: the donkey chases the rabbit-it can't catch up; Can't catch up

Postscript foot immediately battlefield-death without life

Postscript Pulling Radish-Waila

Postscript is walking on stilts-sooner or later he will look good.

Surrounded by postscript-sitting and shouting; Sit on the ground and shout

Postscript to catch the horse-far behind.

Postscript son came to the position of power-instability

Wipe your nose with your face-you're asking for it.

Pour fertilizer on weeds-it's no use; There is no work to do.

Put your face in your pants.-gross.

Push people under the wall-there is no escape.

Playing with dolls as monkeys-fooling people

Think of the devil as a bodhisattva-there is no distinction between good and evil.

Old Huang Zhong on the shooting range —— One shot at a time.

Farewell my concubine-why not; have no choice but to

Old man with white neck-talking is a curse.

A dung beetle with a white neck-different; unusual

White cloth enters the dye vat-it can't be washed clearly; Can't be washed clean

Cabbage helper-ugly; Does it taste good?

Playing sickle in cabbage field-distraction

Stewed tofu with cabbage-no one touches anyone's light

Bai plays the bride-the demon among demons.

White hit a fall.

Beauty of white-human face and ghost heart

Talking nonsense-bad words confuse people.

Free meals-ambitious; Have no good intentions

Bai's speech-blasphemy and misleading people.

Meet the Monkey King for nothing-betray oneself.

The white crane stands among the chickens-protruding.

The white tiger enters the door-a disaster is imminent; Disaster is coming.

Fraxinus mandshurica and osmanthus fragrans-the roots are not straight

Ash stem flip-one-to-one

Heart made of ash-hide the sun and hide the fire

White-faced treacherous court official appeared-evil phase; An evil appearance

White-faced wolves wear straw hats-they can't change people.

White-faced wolves wear glasses-pretend to be good people; Be a good person

A fox with a sharp white tail-an old fox.

A white cat got into a hole and ruined its reputation.

White-haired crow-different

The white snake dares to try the law-listless.

White snake full of water-a big battle

White snake meets Xu Xian-a thousand miles of marriage

Hell in the daytime-mystery; Be sick in my heart

Daydreaming-thinking.

Uncover the milk skin in the white water pot-impossible; Can't do

Gypsum under white water-you can't make tofu

Boiled cabbage-bland and tasteless

Cooking with white water-cooking without rice

The White Snake has not given up on Xu Xian, and love is inseparable.

White sugar is wrapped in arsenic-it's poisonous.

Sugar mouth knife heart-honey mouth sword

Playing lanterns during the day-it's no use

Looking forward to the moon during the day-forget it; Don't think; Never expect it

Light a telegram during the day-reinventing the wheel

Chasing ghosts during the day-nothing happened.

White iron axe-double-sided lamp

The crane has a bare tail-a fly in the ointment.

Draw gangsters on white paper-indelible; Obviously; Clear; Very clear

Written in black and white-in black and white; Obviously; Clear, loud and clear

Lanterns made of white paper-they glow at one point.

All rivers run into the sea-the general trend

Department stores sell suits, set by set.

Department stores sell shoes and socks. They come in different sizes.

A hundred kilograms of burden, an iron weight-the heavy responsibility lies on the shoulders; Shoulder important tasks

100 kg steamed peaches-waste snacks

A hundred pounds of burden can be carried on your shoulders, but one or two pens can't carry it-a lout.

A Family on the Hundred Miles Grassland-Loneliness

Prissy recognizes his wife-high office does not forget the old love.

Prissy feeds cows and worships each other-all appearances are a fool.

Bailing plays peony-birds sing and flowers smell.

100-meter race-every minute counts; Race against time; Catch up quickly; Try to catch up

A century-old pine tree, a banana in May-careless.

Centenarians blow fire-cliche.

Millions of Heroes Down the South of the Yangtze River-Enlightening the People

There is a red lamp hanging one hundred feet high-red to the top.

Cypress rafters-Better bend than bend

Tar scalding pig head-uprooting

The black sheep of his family turns back-gold does not change.

Retreat the beaten army-assemble

New Year's greetings-say good words.

Worship the purpose of entering the Luzu Temple-the wrong door; Wrong door

Riding a rabbit can't be pulled down-unstable; changeful

You can't sit down on a baked wheat cake-people are on the surface.

Knock down the nest and scare the mother-in-law bitch

Knocked over the gourd and spilled oil-don't stop until you do it.

Count with your hand.

The head of the classroom-valet.

Hanging nest eggs of turtledove

Zebra's head-in perfect order.

Spotted bonito fights-showing off their affair

Move the bodhisattva to take a bath-the more you wash, the worse; In vain; An empty mind

Lift a rock and hit the sky-bite off more than one can chew; No self-test; Can't do it; cannot reach

Bench upside down-four feet high

Put the egg on the bench-it's a close call; Adventure; Dangerous; Not reliable; trustless

Put the thistle on the bench-you can't sit still; Can't sit still

Sleeping on a bench-difficult to turn over; Can't turn over

Playing mahjong on the bench-it won't open; Unable to open the scene

Drill a hole in the bench-there is a board eye; cadent

Chop wood with an axe-chop wood at the same time

Stick a doorkeeper on the door panel-one in the east and one in the west.

Loach on the board-no place to live; have nowhere to hide oneself

Nail on the board-true; Did not run; Can't run; Cannot be changed; Cannot be changed.

Knock a nail on the board-slowly but surely.

Half a sheep's head-one horn

Half a pig's head-one eye

Pick up the horn halfway-it's blowing.

Half of the amateurs -250

Half a copper coin-no Fiona Fang.

Half a brick

Half a catty equals eight taels-equal; Same as each other; One thing; Same as each other; No one suffers.

Four or two cocks are half a catty tall.

Clouds in the sky-unpredictable

Play this trick in midair-plant a big fall.

A torch in midair-great

Balloon in midair-can't get up to the sky, can't get down to the ground; death by hanging

Building a house in midair-nowhere to stay; Can't fall down

Drive cattle in midair-show the cloven foot.

Riding a horse in midair-walking in the clouds

Count your fingers in midair-very high.

Half a basket of magpies-chirp

Give up halfway-the beginning is not over.

The news is on the way-hearsay

The abacus is crooked-miscalculation

Leave half-lively in the mouth; Mouth enthusiasm

Fight a journey halfway-something has happened; Be caught off guard; sudden

Half a bottle of vinegar-wandering around

Walking a tightrope in the clouds for a long time-scary

A bright star appeared in the clouds for half a day-good luck.

It rained in the clouds for a long time-it can't be a climate; There is no climate.

Looking through books in the clouds for a long time-high.

Watching the killing linger in the clouds for a long time-stand by.

A cloud that has been chatting for a long time-chatting

Balloons have been floating in the clouds for a long time-high above; No landing

Riding a crane in the clouds for half a day-fly away

Photographed in the clouds for a long time-Master

Eat cucumbers in the middle of the night-you can't touch your head and tail.

Playing the piano in the middle of the night-secretly having fun

The cock crows in the middle of the night-I don't know; What a mess!

Calling the big girl's door in the middle of the night-unlucky.

Bed in the middle of the night-very hot.

Midnight Widow-Sadness

Mixing noodles in the middle of the night-fiddling

Playing hide-and-seek in the middle of the night-groping; Lack of understanding of current events and developments.

Chatting in the middle of the night-nonsense

Get up in the middle of the night and get dressed-it's too early.

It's not surprising to knock at the door in the middle of the night-a clear conscience.

It rains in the middle of the night-the whereabouts are unknown; I don't know where I am.

Have nightmares in the middle of the night-a false alarm; Shivaas

Dream of eating trotters in the middle of the night-thinking about beautiful things; Want to be beautiful

Dreaming of marrying the bride in the middle of the night-thinking about beautiful things; Want to be beautiful

Qin Gui didn't unload the goods-who hasn't seen Erhualian?

Dress up as a pig and eat a tiger-no matter how clever a person is, he is stupid.

A jilt arm-quit.

Pearls in clams.-good.

Blow a fire with a stick-I know nothing about it.

Hit the cylinder with a wooden stick-it's falling apart

No matter how thick or thin, a stick is a needle.

Turn a stick into a candle-carelessness

Go to the city with a wooden stick-create a miracle

Nailed to a stick-thick and thin.

Hold fast to the sky-it will land one day.

Sticking to mandarin ducks-inseparable; Twice separation

Cake in a stick-unimportant material.

The cooked gourd is coated with flour with a stick; confused

Boiled chicken sticky noodles-stupid eggs

Arranged marriage-involuntarily; cannot help doing

Wash your face with a cloth-generous

Bao Gong's sword-act first, then act.

Bao Gong's hay cutter-denying the people

Bao Gong's Judgment-Admitting the Reason and Not Admitting the Person

Bao Gong distributed food to the poor.

Bao Gong killed his nephew-first treated inside, then treated outside.

Bao Gong's trial case-impartial; unmerciful/ruthless

Bao Gong and his relatives-people are not allowed by law.

Make a scarf out of foot wrap-it stinks.

The one who cooks pancakes for Yuanxiao-a generalist.

Eat steamed stuffed buns to the edge of bean paste-taste the sweetness

Steamed bread grinned-beautiful stuffing

Don't boil the steamed stuffed bun when it is cooked-it's suffocating.

Steamed buns open their mouths-revealing the stuffing inside.

Corn batter-not much oil and water; A small amount of oil and water.

Hail smashed the cotton tree-a man's army.

Take something from the treasure bag-it's easy to get.

The gourd on the top of the pagoda-first-rate.

Take dry food and an umbrella-get ready.

Hang a big lock on the safe-this is foolproof.

Detonators in Safe-Hidden Danger

The cock that tells the time-don't rush it.

The editorial in the newspaper-every word is true.