Funny sentences about love

1. Be sure to remember those people who chat with you until late at night. It is because of them that they make you stay up late, causing your dark circles to be so heavy and your skin to be so bad.

2. No matter whether I am poor or blessed, I am determined to follow you anyway.

3. The person I envy the most is you, because you have my love and you can still be so ignorant.

4. Not every pig can receive the text message "I love you", but you did; not everyone likes pigs, but I did it.

5. Hello, I have bought your ticket to happiness in life. Now please get on the bus. I also secretly tell you that I am the owner of the car.

6. Baby, baby, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice. You are the phoenix in the sky flying and flying. I am the jackal on the ground chasing and chasing you. I won’t beat you or scold you. I use Emotions torture you.

7. You, you, you little goblin, you have caused me to be poisoned by your love but you still refuse to give me the antidote! Little bad guy! oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!