Who can help me find some short messages for the New Year?

1。 Do you want to get ahead in the new year? Want to get rich? Do you want to pay homage to your ancestors? Want to be rich and expensive? Want to get promoted and get rich? Stop dreaming and go to sleep.

2。 The new year is coming. How have you been recently? This is a hard year's work. Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold! Although you are a baiwenhang, I can remember you in my heart! Anyway, nothing to do. You should feed the cat some food.

3。 I wish you good health and all your teeth are lost! Bon voyage, missing halfway! Go all the way to the end and give up halfway! Happy every day, often abnormal! Laugh often, laugh anyway!

4。 Send you a coat, the front is peace, the back is happiness, auspiciousness is the collar, wishful thinking is the sleeve, happiness is the button, and the pocket is full of warmth. Wear it and let it accompany you every day! Happy new year!

5。 Do n't move Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen carefully: Happy New Year to you.

6。 When the Spring Festival comes, I hope you always feel like a kettle on the stove. Even if it burns red, it will still whistle happily and bubble happily!

7。 On New Year's Eve, I dream of you and wish you a happy New Year! ... and then a snot woke up from my dream. I know you miss me, so I immediately called you and said something I didn't say in my dream ... bring a red envelope!

8。 (Serious statement: This blessing cannot be discounted without permission. Once found, I will force uninterrupted blessing until you completely want to have blessing. )

9。 In fact, some things are clear to each other, but when the New Year comes, I have to make it clear. ....................................................................................................................................................