Humorous and funny New Year SMS encyclopedia

1, don't say I'm heartless, at least I sent a message of ten cents, risking my life to be radiated by electromagnetic waves at the expense of battery power, so I will give you a New Year's greetings recklessly! Happy new year!

2. I wish you a happy new year, good things chase you, the supervisor pays attention to you, the disease avoids you, the car lets you go, the plane avoids you, the lover loves you deeply, the pain is far away from you, and happiness follows you. Everything is up to you!

3. Don't move. Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone, put your hands against the wall and listen carefully: I wish you a happy New Year, no meeting on New Year's Eve, no appointment for midnight snack and morning tea, and no company after the holiday. There is no chance to meet and reunite for the time being, and I miss my dreams infinitely.

4. I wish you a surprise after reading it in one breath: five blessings wishes you a wonderful life again and again, and I send you a carefully prepared New Year gift! Wrapped in colorful mood, filled with colorful blessings, wrapped in sweet expectations, filled with festive joy and happiness, conveying auspicious snowflakes.

5, imperial edict: Fengtian carrier, the emperor called: because you owed me 30 cents last year, you have not paid it back yet, you are not allowed to shit for three days, and you are not allowed to take paper when you shit, but the paper is only three feet until you die! A Cheng, get the newspaper!

6. There's a sentence I haven't dared to say to you, but I won't have a chance if I don't say it once in the New Year: you are so annoying-(please) people like it, and you can't stand it (disgusting)! Finally, add a sentence-Happy New Year!

7. During the Spring Festival, you will blow money, rain money, hail gold and silver, make diamond ice, grow emerald trees, hang pearl frost and bear agate fruit. Be careful! Happy spring festival!

8, New Year's Eve, cheers constantly; Inconvenient to disturb the phone; New Year message has fulfilled my wish; I wish your family good health; Have a good time and earn more in the coming year; Pay New Year's greetings early, so as not to be busy!

9. If you are alone now, I wish you a happy New Year. If it's two people, it's also a happy new year; If it is a group, please tell me where you are.

10, if you have money, it's also a mistake. I wish you repeat your mistakes! Happy new year!

1 1, a pound of peanuts and two pounds of dates, good luck often runs with you; Three pounds of apples and four pounds of pears, good luck and you are not separated; Five pounds of oranges and six pounds of bananas, money rolls into your pocket; Seven pounds of grapes and eight pounds of oranges, may you get what you want; Nine catties of mango and ten catties of melon. Happy Year of the Rat.

12, solemnly declare: this short message has never been forwarded, never seen before, the packaging is simple, sincere, original and genuine, and piracy will be investigated. If there is any similarity, it is purely coincidental. Happy Year of the Rat!

13, I really want to dial your number and listen to your nonsense, but unfortunately you have excess funds. Fortunately, the message can be replied. Send a warm message to a fool. I hope it won't make him angry, let alone choose to commit suicide bravely.

14. Turn the sand in the Sahara into wealth, turn the water in the Pacific Ocean into happiness, and take the top of the Himalayas as a birthday present for the New Year. I wish you good fortune and happiness in the new year!

15, the cutest SMS of the year: the person who receives it will never be fired, the person who reads it will prosper, the person who stores it will have sweet love, the person who deletes it will have good luck again and again, and the person who forwards it will have a soaring salary!

16 I use the warmth of instant-boiled mutton, the enthusiasm of boiled fish, the delicacy of boiled shrimp, the sweetness of old meat, the width of noodles and the width of bread to express my sincere wishes to you and wish you a happy new year!

17, God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Work, too annoying! And you, decree by destiny; Miss you, insomnia; See you, too far; What can I do? I miss you so much that I can't eat chopsticks or swallow bowls! Happy spring festival!

18, new year, I wish my friends: it's good to have more money and less money; Be handsome and ugly; It is a good thing to be old and not in good health; It is good to be poor and rich; Just understand all the troubles; It's good to have a stable life!

19, I hold Harry R26 Potter's wand in my hand, and sincerely pray: I will turn all my happiness into cream, all my blessings into chocolate, make a cake that will be happy forever ... and smash you! Happy new year!

20. In the new year, I am determined to do three major things for the people of the whole country: 1. Repairing elevators for Mount Everest; 2. WaChangCheng; 3. Put the plane into reverse gear; Do three little things: 1. Wear gloves to prevent flies; 2. Wear a mosquito mask; 3. Feed you.

2 1, there is a big gift for the Spring Festival, and a surprise is waiting for you. Edit the message "I want to invite you to dinner" to 138XXXXXXXX (the number of the guy who sent the message, of course), and you will have the opportunity to get the autograph of the genius and take a group photo as a souvenir. The opportunity is rare, so act quickly!

22. From now on, I only love you, spoil you, and don't lie to you. I will do everything I promise you, and everything I say to you is serious. I won't bully you, hit you or scold you. Trust me. Happy New Year!

23. Wine: Pour it into a cup like water, drink it into your stomach, stumble, quarrel at home, climb into bed and be impotent, and regret it the next day. Did you drink it during the Spring Festival?

24. Sisters, I wish you a happy New Year. Find a boyfriend like EXCEL in 20xx-hide if you want, filter if you want, and delete if you want. If you're unhappy, hey, I'm hopeless.

25. The New Year is here! I wish my career will continue to develop like Marxism, my charm will shine, my money will keep pace with the times with Theory of Three Represents Theory, and I wish you a happy New Year!

26. The "Sina" tide in the New Year and the Spring Festival, SMS and MMS are the same as honesty-I wish you a happy "Xin" year, "money" is as rich as the East China Sea, "thin" than Nanshan!

27. Four blessings: I booked a New Year's Eve dinner, stopped a taxi when I went out, took lucky money by the way, and had a holiday from the first day to the fifteenth day; I wish you positive wealth, partial wealth, windfall and rolling financial resources; Family, friendship, affair, good luck!

28. I bought two pounds of fashion and three pounds of romance from Huaihai Road, made eight pounds of happiness, and cut a ton of care from my heart. A new year present for you!

29. I heard that angels love chestnut cakes, so I bought some and put them on the windowsill. I finally kidnapped an angel with a sheet in the middle of the night, and then made a wish to the angel: "I hope the person who is reading the text message will have a happy new year!"

30. The Spring Festival is coming, and the State Council has issued five bans: no pretending to be busy and ignoring me, no forgetting me if you have money, no not helping me when you are in trouble, no calling me when you have dinner, and no thinking of me when you are free! Happy spring festival!