Group funny text messages

I am in a bad mood these days. I stay at home at night, which is very boring. I sent a short message to my ex-girlfriend, which read as follows: "Baby, what are you doing? Come out with me at night. Although it is winter, I am very hot. I know you will give me a fever. I am waiting for you in Kaibin Beautiful City. " However, due to my inattention, I pressed the group send button. There are C. p. 186 people in my phone book (30 relatives,10/0/friends, 16 comrades-in-arms, 19 colleagues and 3 confidants and friends). ....

The message was received in 10 minutes. ....

Relatives: 30 people.

Mom: "This dead child has great courage. Send me a yellow message ... "

Dad: "Son, are you drunk again?" Did you send it wrong again? "

Cousin: "Brother, are you wrong?" Don't behave badly in school. Corbin's room is not very good, but Di Chin's room is very good. "

Cousin: ""

Cousin: "I deleted it after reading it. Let your cousin have a look."

Cousin: "Brother, what's wrong with you? I just took a bath in Kaibin yesterday. I'm not going. Go ahead. "

Cousin: "Brother, you can't like me, that's incest."

Aunt: "Our hospital is interested in science. Call me tomorrow and I'll show you around. "

Uncle: "Uncle, don't you know this man? I never go to those places to find a lady "(sweat, it's too expensive).

Uncle Shanghai: "Son, have you come to Shanghai?"

Another cousin: "Are you sick? What message did you send? "

Another cousin: "I know I was very kind to you when you were a child, washing your feet, washing your clothes, and reciting" Spring and Snow in the Garden ",but it's too late for you to tell me these things now, alas." ... I'm sorry

None of the remaining relatives have a chance.

Friend: 10 1 person.

Three young ladies wrote back: "Brother, I haven't come to our house for pedicure for a long time."

N female netizens basically replied: "I haven't seen you yet, so how can I go?" You are so annoying that you keep people awake at night. "

The four female netizens who met unanimously replied: "Don't imagine me so casually, I'm not that kind of person."

Two female friends working in other places: "Are you crazy? Let me fly back to you. It's really inexplicable. "

Four out-of-town buddies: Brother, I know you never drink, but I can assure you today that you must have drunk too much. "

Female friend: "although I like you very much, you should know that I am married." Will you wait for my family to go on business trip? You are asking me out. Wow, I didn't usually see it. )

Female friend: "I made up with my boyfriend. Thank you for remembering me."

Two ex-partners: "You damn fool, why didn't you come to me on Valentine's Day? I won't talk to a heartless person like you. "

Three mobile female friends: "you know, we often contact because of our business needs." Are you a pervert? "

2 Unicom's female friend: "Who are you?" (Want to die)

Three Unicom female friends: "You, how many times have you said not to play?" Relax. If you really need it, shall we go to dinner first? "

1 Online Friends Female: "I am in Aershan"

N female friends I met through my buddies: "I didn't expect such friends to be like this. Don't say you know me in the future. "

Three female friends: "Don't say you know me in the future."

Two sisters: "OK, you check in first, and I'll go home and change." (change underwear? )

1 buddy: "I haven't found out that you are gay for so long. Let's not contact again in the future. " (grievance)

N buddy: "What's wrong with you? Go to the hospital if you can't? "

Two buddies: "boss, as far as I know, your woman keeps coming." Why is it out of stock now? Do you want to be with me? "

Two former lovers: "Let's not contact again. If we do this, I'm afraid I will be reluctant to part with you. Although I am not a good girl, I don't want to contact you because you are too messy. "

I didn't get the rest back.

Comrades: 16.

Two comrades in arms: "What do you mean?"

The rest of the comrades unanimously replied, "You are fucking sick."

Colleague: 19.

A married female colleague: "I am her husband. Who the fuck are you? "

A married female colleague: "Hey, I'm old. I'm looking at a man in his forties, but I want to thank you for being so direct. Come to my house. He is not at home. " I usually can't see it. )

My leader (my battalion chief): "Bring a review when you go to work tomorrow."

I have not answered the rest.

Classmate: 20 people.

1 Female classmate: You still remember me. I am here today. Maybe another time. "

Three female students: "Hello, who are you?"

1 Female student: "Are you Li Ming? I haven't seen you for a long time, and I miss you, too. Please take a taxi to pick me up. " I'm dizzy. This classmate thinks I'm someone else. )

I have not answered the rest.

Life confidant: 3.

They didn't reply to my message, but immediately called to say hello. One asked if there was any difficulty, one asked if something had happened at home, and the other asked if I had entered menopause early. They are still my three best friends. They know that I always send the wrong information and can understand me. )

The next day, I called everyone in the phone book to explain, but few people believed that I sent it wrong. Friends, I am depressed.