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On that day, I looked at your sexy body, twisted naked in front of me, and gently stroked your skin. I can't resist your temptation: boss, I want this fish!

2. You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am sad because you are thin, I am thin because you are sick, I smile because you are strong, and I am rich because I sold you to ............ Pig!

I was very nervous at the first time. He always let me relax gently, and then he stuck me in my body. There is blood, and the pain is speechless. Only then did I understand ... blood donation is like this!

I held you that night and asked you to put that thing on your ear. It's cool that you don't wear it. It's the safety period, there's nothing ... What should the traffic police do without a helmet?

I have a crush on you. The first time I saw you, I thought you were the most suitable person in my life, but my only regret was .............. Sorry, I sent the wrong person.

6. I was in pain when you left me silently. I don't know what to do. I hate myself when I watch your back go away. It's all my fault ... I got up early and caught the bus.

7. Do you know? I miss you every day and every night. I want to eat, sleep and work, and I really want to tell you that ............ will pay back the money soon.

8. I really love you, and I don't want to leave you. I am so deeply hurt by you. If you really don't want to upset me, please hurry up ... the stock market.

10, you are as kind as a cat, as loyal as a dog, as lovely as a bird, as well as a horse, as excellent as a butterfly, as hardworking as a bee, and you are all the same. No wonder everyone calls you the Beast of .............

1 1, the first time I saw you, I said to myself: You are my goal in this life, I want to pursue you and hug you. I want to announce: I love you ... RMB.

12, life is uncomfortable without you. I hate that hateful third party taking you away. Do you have a new relationship with him? I want you to give it back.-wallet.

13, don't ask me why I am crying, my tears flow for you and my heart is broken for you. I hate that man. Why did he take you away from me ... you thief!

14, shy, always afraid to confess to you. Today, I finally got up the courage: When will you invite me to dinner?

15, if there is no wind, the clouds will not move; Fish can't swim without water; If there is no sun, the moon will have no light; If it weren't for you ... stupid people wouldn't exist.

16, Diner: How much is a night's sleep? (How much is a bowl of jiaozi) Attendant: Rogue! (Sixty cents) Businessman: Sixty cents? Too fair. I have been here for three nights.

17, because of too many times (sometimes twice a day), your hair there is all messed up, and there is no pleasure when pulling it out. Let's break up ... toothbrush.

18, when I was down and out, you were by my side; You were by my side when I was sick and injured; When I am frustrated in love, you are still by my side ... It's really unlucky to be with you.

19, "Is it tight?" "Never mind!" "Can you go in a little more?" "Be careful, it should work!" "Does it hurt?" "It doesn't hurt! It feels so cool! I want this pair.

20, looking at your streamlined body, I want to burn my body, open your unopened lid, insert my own stick, and suck up your crystal liquid. Cool! Ghosts; Sprite

2 1, I thought about it. Two itchy patches. Take a stick and stick it in the middle. This stick is too short. Two diapers have stopped itching and I don't want to ... Are you addicted to smoking again?

22, late at night, a person walking in the cold street, lonely heart, helpless, always thinking about you, thinking about you, looking forward to you, really want to say loudly to you ... invite me to dinner?

23. How many times have your delicate body clung to me, and that gentle and considerate caress made me enjoy a moment of pleasure, but after enjoying it, you became thinner and thinner ... inferior soap.

24. I have always been by your side, and I have been worried about you again and again. Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I always knew you couldn't take care of yourself. Every time I walk away, you jump out of the pigsty.

25. You gently lean on me, touch my tender skin with your slender hands, and suck my body fluids with your gentle mouth until you are satisfied and float away! Oh, damn mosquitoes!

26. You flashed by, making my blood boil and my heart surge. Looking at your back, I really want to keep you. I told myself that I couldn't let you leave again, and I would never ... catch a thief!

27. A man rode a bicycle and ran into a traffic policeman at a fork in the road. The traffic police shouted to him: good palm. The man replied happily: comrades have worked hard!

28. I dreamed of you last night: we walked by the river and snuggled together. You looked up at my eyes and spit out three words affectionately ... woof woof woof.

29. The hot girl called a taxi. Miss, what will you wear in the future? Spice Girl: Red miniskirt! Recipient: Then where to go? Spice Girl: It's thighs!

I'm hungry, I can't resist your temptation. When I was in close contact with you, you gave me an unspeakable pleasure. I feel the world is turning. I want to have a big fight with you, but I'm afraid of getting pregnant ... dear beer.

3 1, in the vast sea of people, my heart is broken for you. You seem indifferent, but you make me feel boring. Your indifference makes me afraid to confess, but I can't extricate myself. Now I hope you understand this ... you are stepping on my foot.

32. I dreamed of you yesterday. Really, the sky is so quiet, the sun is so bright, and the sea is so boundless. You stand by the blue sea, and I will stab you with a stick. Hey, this little bastard has a hard shell.

I like crawling around on you, touching every inch of your skin and lying in your arms. I can't live without you for a moment. I love you.-sofa.

On the journey of our friendship, sometimes you can't see me by your side. It's not that I forgot you, nor that I let you go alone. But I choose to walk behind you. When you accidentally fall down, I will run up and step on it.

35. The next time I meet you, I will definitely pull you to the bedroom, lock the door, quickly push you down on the bed, cover your head with a quilt, and extend my big hand ... Look, my mobile phone is blue.

36. I have always had a soft spot for you, and your face has always appeared in front of my eyes! But I am too poor to expect, and now I have money! You can say loudly: boss, cut that pig head in half for me!

37. I've been wanting to say three words to you for a long time, but as an ordinary friend, I'm afraid I can't even do it, but I have no choice. I still want to say: borrow some money!

38.ah! Your skin is so shiny and your fragrance is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, dear-braised pork.

39. How can I bear to see you leave? How many warm and happy times we spent together, but today we are going to break up! Looking at your sad eyes, I shouted: wait a minute, I'm not selling this dog.

40. Someone saw you today. You are still so charming. You walk slowly in a plaid vest. You look so detached. It is really cute. I don't know how you beat rabbits in those years.