The funniest and most humorous good morning copy

1. Unlike those of you who do morning exercises, I have tried my best just sitting up in bed. Good morning!

second, when I say good morning to you, I don't mean to tell you to give me a good morning back, but to tell you that it's time for you to buy me breakfast. Good morning!

3. In the story, princesses are all awakened by the prince's kiss, but in reality, they are mostly awakened by urine or hunger. Good morning!

iv. I fought with mosquitoes all night yesterday, and finally it was tied. It didn't eat enough, and I didn't sleep well. Good morning!

5. Dear mobile users: You have successfully customized the midnight wake-up pee service, and we will disturb you from time to time every night until you get up. Please reply when you cancel your business: I am a pig, I want to sleep, I don't get up, I don't pee! Good morning!

6. What to do in this era? The threshold has become so high. If you want to be an otaku, can you afford a house? Good morning!

7. For those who have always been unruly and self-righteous, you must borrow money from him, so that he will be polite to you. Good morning!

8. I didn't have criteria for choosing a spouse before, until I met you, and I told myself that you couldn't have it. Good morning!

9. I had a very unrealistic dream last night, dreaming that I became a multi-millionaire. This is not a good omen. Really, I usually have hundreds of millions. Good morning!

1. A good-looking person's life may be a biography, a novel or an essay. And you can only be a joke. Good morning!

Xi. See the photos of my childhood and look at myself in the mirror. I can't help but sigh that time is a knife to kill pigs. With a knife, all the pigs died, and those who survived were all good-looking us. Good morning!

12. Because you have a double chin, don't bow your head when you encounter any difficulties. Good morning!

13. When you send me so many QQ messages, why not try sending a red envelope when I don't reply? Good morning!

14. dream of dream of eating spaghetti. I woke up in the morning and found my shoelaces gone! Good morning!

15. I just slapped my wallet hard, either because I was angry or because I hoped it would swell up. Good morning!

16. The same person who holds a telescope is called a general on the battlefield and becomes a hooligan at home. Good morning!

XVII. Time tells me that the age of being unreasonable is over, and now I should start pretending. Good morning!

XVIII. The reason why I smoke is simple: My grandfather smokes, and so does my father, so it's my turn to keep burning incense. Good morning!

XIX. I couldn't outrun that BMW after all, so I had to watch it fly away in the sunset. It wasn't my engine that was bad, but my chain fell off. Morning, a new day.

2. The subway said don't carry inflammable and explosive articles, so I got off silently, because I was so handsome. Good morning!

twenty-one. You are young, but your weight is not light. The balance is not much, but I want to buy a lot. It's ugly, but it's beautiful. Good morning!

XXII. Get up trilogy: The bell rings for five minutes, still asleep; In five minutes, I am ready to move; Last five minutes, emergency action. Good morning!

twenty-three. There are many important and urgent things. If you do one first, you will feel that other things will be delayed, so let's play with your mobile phone first. Good morning!

twenty-four. when I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown taller, but the quilt was covered horizontally. Good morning!