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My sister is 14 years younger than me, and I am a happy brother.

It is said that a sister with a younger brother has the attributes of a "shrew", and a brother with a younger sister has the attributes of a "warm boy". Before I was 14 years old, I actually never understood why there was such a big difference between being a sister and a brother. It wasn’t until I was 14 years old that I had a little sister in the family, and I didn’t know that having a sister was such a blessing.

1. Is this ugly child a fool?

My sister came home from the hospital on the second day after she was born. As soon as school was over, I rushed to her small room to see her. She was very disappointed at first sight. I wonder if you can imagine the scene: a little girl wrapped tightly in a quilt, with only a small head exposed, and only a few sparse yellow hairs on her head, yes! Is this how "Yellow-haired Girl" came to be? He didn't even open his eyes, and his whole body was wrinkled. Anyway, the first impression it gave me was "ugly".

As I grew older, I realized that my sister is quite beautiful, especially her eyes. Her big round eyes with long eyelashes attract the attention of passers-by wherever she goes. "Look at that." The little girl’s eyes are so big." But my sister just looked at the people who were looking at her enviously and continued to blink, looking stupid and heartless, so the "lack of heart" is still with me. Call her by her nickname.

According to the saying in my hometown, children can roll over at three months, sit up at six months, and crawl at seven months. But my sister was slower in every skill for more than a month. She needed help turning over at four months, sitting down at more than seven months, and crawling all over the floor at nearly nine months. When other children of the same age start to learn to speak, my little girl still only crawls happily. I was ignorant at that time, so I was very worried and said to my mother: "Isn't my sister a fool? Maybe she is still mute." Then he was beaten as expected.

2. I must have owed her money in my previous life

Maybe my little sister heard me saying that she was mute, so the first sentence she learned was "Ah...brother", front A vague word, followed by the crisp sound of "brother". From then on, I had an "ominous" premonition.

"Brother, give me a hug"

"Brother, I'm hungry"

"Brother, water"

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When I was three or four years old, as long as I was at home during the holidays, the first thing I did when I woke up every day was to run to my room and pinch my nose or button my eyes to wake me up to play with her. Then one day it really happened. To annoy her, I would lock the door before going to bed at night, thinking that this way the little girl would quit in spite of the difficulties.

Unexpectedly, she knocked on the door first the next morning. I knocked for a while and I ignored her, and then it was quiet outside the door. When I woke up and opened the door, I found the child sitting on the floor playing with his toys. When he saw me opening the door, he raised his head and smiled, and said to me: "Brother, let's not fight. Come play with my sister."

Anyway, after that day, I never locked the door again at night, how could I let it go?

At this time, the little girl also learned a magical skill. Every time she made a naughty mistake and was beaten by her mother, she would It looked for me 360 ??degrees for a while, then climbed on my back, or hugged and hid it. Of course I protected it well. But sometimes I would trick my younger sister and give it directly to my mother, and then my younger sister would ignore me all day long. Then the next day, he continued to pester me shamelessly.

3. You grew up without realizing it

During my sophomore year, rumors came from nowhere that the whole village was going to be relocated. So there was a rush to renovate a new house. With an attitude of preferring to believe it, my parents also renovated the two-story house, nearly doubling the area. The cost of construction materials, labor and subsequent renovations left the family with very little money left. During the summer vacation when we moved into our new house, one night while chatting, my mother joked: "The family has no money, why don't you two stop going to school?" My sister then said: "I won't go to school, so give all the money to my brother. ”

On the day when school was about to start, my sister was rummaging around in her room for a long time without going out. When it was almost noon, I was packing my luggage, and my sister walked in with a plastic bag. "Brother, this is my pocket money. It's 14.5 yuan per pound. You can use it to buy your ticket. That's all I have. I'll pack snacks for you later so you can eat them on the way." After a while, I put another bag of snacks in my suitcase. You must know that my sister’s snacks are not easily given away. Even if they are given to me, they are limited to a daily limit.

Looking at my 8-year-old sister at the time, I was really surprised. The little girl who was only naughty and troublesome seemed to have grown up all of a sudden. When we were having lunch, I secretly put the pocket money and snacks back to my sister when she wasn't paying attention. At night, while sitting on the train heading south, I received a text message from my sister: "Brother, I miss you."