Don't look funny when eating. Tell me about it.

1. One day, the Chinese teacher asked us to write beautiful words silently, but the deskmate couldn't write. She looked up and glanced at my face quietly, and then she wrote.

Xiao Ming, the dutiful son, chewed up sugar cane and fed it to his old father. The old man with a bad mouth was too moved to speak.

There was a patriotic poet named Lu You in the Southern Song Dynasty. At that time, nomads from the invasion, in the face of broken mountains and rivers, the people were miserable, and Lu You was furious. Lu You was so angry that we couldn't surf the Internet.

4. Can you swim? No, my dog will. You are worse than a dog. Can you swim? What's the difference between you and a dog?

5. Apple is the real boss in the fruit industry: one seduced Eve, one awakened Newton, one dominated the mobile phone and one dominated the square dance.

6. Me: The doctor always feels chest tightness recently. Please have a look. Doctor: The bra doesn't fit. Me: I have already bought the largest size! Doctor: I mean it's inappropriate for you to wear a bra for a big man.

7. Why do you want to study? For example, when you see the afterglow of the sunset, what comes to your mind is: the sunset and lonely Qi Fei, autumn water and the sky are the same. Instead of: lying in the trough, so many birds, so beautiful, so fucking beautiful!

8. After I took a bowl full of money from the beggar that day, I actually cured him of his disability for many years.

9. What happened? Let's talk openly. Don't always call me beautiful and lovely behind my back. Are you bored? Like no one knows.

10. The other day, you shook that thing up and down and told you not to be too violent, but you just wouldn't listen, making me sticky and wet. I told you you would spray champagne!

1 1. In ancient times, when a man came to propose, if he was good-looking and the girl was satisfied, he would say shyly: Parents are the masters for life. If she is ugly and dissatisfied, she said: My daughter still wants to honor her parents for two years. In ancient times, heroes saved the United States. If the hero is handsome, the beauty will say shyly: the hero saved his life, and the little girl has nothing to repay but commit suicide. If you are not handsome, say: a hero saves the United States, and the little girl has nothing to repay. Only in the afterlife, she will be a cow and a horse to repay this great kindness. From ancient times to the present, it is a routine.

12. Everyone says that making more friends with beautiful people will make you look better. No wonder you find your friend getting better and better.

13. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not me who makes you cry.

14. People who are super funny and have a good temper are really impeccable, such as me.

15. Why don't I have a stunning deskmate, but my deskmate does?

16. It is not easy to cheat if you look good. The invigilator couldn't help but take a look. No wonder I was often found in those days.

17. This kind of thing, you are ugly and you rank first, and I am handsome and free.

18. A vendor selling watermelons on the roadside is shouting, Not ripe, no money. I went to see him, but I really didn't know him, so I took two watermelons and left.

19. once a cat was knocked down by the side of the road and was squashed when it came. When the police arrived, they saw Xiao Ming nearby and asked, Is this cat yours? Xiao Ming replied: This cat has the same shape and posture as my cat, but my cat is not as flat as it.

20. I was curious to play with my girlfriend's new mobile phone. I found that there was a husband among the people I contacted recently, so I wanted to play a prank and sent him a short message: Honey, I want it tonight. I immediately replied: OK, I'll tell her first. Unconsciously, the phone rang: wife, I have to work overtime tonight, I won't go home for dinner, and so on. I seem to know something!

2 1. female: let's do it! What do you mean? Woman: Oh, dear! Your parents often do this. Man: (silent for a few seconds) Shit! Let me know if you want to call!

22. After cutting my hair, the barber asked me how it was. I was silent for a while and said to him; As long as you are happy.

23. I suddenly want to go out and cheat money to eat and drink with my handsome face, and live a lascivious life freely.

24. Mother mouse was striding along the kitchen floor with a group of little mice, and suddenly a cat jumped out. Cat meow: Meiyu! Miwoo! Mother mouse also called back: Meiyu! Miwoo! The confused cat left, and the mother mouse said to her little mice, look, am I right? I told you that it is always useful to learn one more foreign language.

25. Going to a supermarket to buy things, I saw a man ask the boss: Boss, do you have Dove batteries? The boss looked blankly for a while and said, We only have Fu Nan chocolate here! !

26. Don't keep clamoring for children's day gifts. Meeting me is the best gift from God.

27. People don't eat when they are angry. When I am angry, I eat two bowls of rice.

28. Today, when I got on the bus, I saw a bus driver swearing at a primary school student: I have been driving for several years, and I have seen a dime, a dime, and a dime. What do you mean by throwing two calcium tablets? . .

29. I heard that there would be radiation next to the pillow when I slept, which scared me to get up and throw the pillow away. Scared the baby to death.

When you find your husband looking for a mistress outside, don't make trouble with him in tears. You should first reflect on yourself, dress yourself up, and then put on the best clothes he says you wear, and you will find that you are too fat to wear. At this time, you can cry again.

3 1. What is the lack of wood and forest, water and seedlings, fire and face, fragrance and crystal in the five elements?

32. I heard that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out for reading when I was young.

33. I treat you as a friend one by one, but you treat me as a goddess.

34. I always thought the word "beautiful as a fairy" was about me, but it wasn't. It's about real beauty.

When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.

I will try my best, or others will say that I am nothing but beautiful.

37. Be a low-key person, as handsome as me, and I didn't say anything.

38. Those who are particularly handsome but don't know are really pitiful, so please remind me often.

39. There is no fate between us, it all depends on my face value.

40. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Alas, this is me, I am so beautiful.

Don't look at it while eating. Talk funny.

Don't look at it while eating. Talk funny.

1. Oh, my God! I don't understand why I am always so easily worshipped by thousands of people.

Don't walk around in my world, because I remember you in my heart.

No one really cares whether you are tired or not, only whether you fly high or not.

In fact, the most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old alone.

5. You always ask what is love in the world? Someone replied: waste.

I tell you, my sister has a smile that you can't imitate all your life.

7. You can't swipe your card if you are handsome, but you can charge it!

8. Now I have hope, desire and extravagant hope for life, and finally I am disappointed in him.

9. Sometimes I really don't want to tell you, you look like the scene of a car accident!

10. Look at that silly you, still thinking silly. Silly, you still love me!

1 1. You idiot, not only are you sick, but your hair is also sick.

12. By the way, Qiandao Lake has no cover, so just go! I will never hug you.

13. It's not that Mrs. Shi is abnormal, but that we all know this sad time.

14. It looks like the teeth are white. It's not necessarily white teeth, it may be black face.

15. The Association for the Blind sincerely advises you: Never drink and drive.

16. If I say I can't bear to part with you, will you look back at me again?

17. You see Qian Shan is always in love. Please give one more branch.

18. Don't turn your back on me, ok? Because I can't tell whether you are a prince or a frog.

19. I hope you don't call me a house girl. Please call me Madame Curie in the future.

20. Sometimes I feel like a hedgehog. I went there, and people were scared when they saw me covered in thorns.

2 1. Don't be infatuated with elder sister in the future, or your brother-in-law will make you vomit blood.

22. Don't think that I dare not touch you. I can't beat you because I'm afraid I'll beat you.

23. Don't expose your wound because others have sprinkled salt on it.

Thank the leader for his warm-hearted sentence when eating.

Thank the leader for his warm heart when eating. Wherever you go, you will always be my work mentor. I hope you have a successful career and good health.

I want to thank the leaders for their trust, support and encouragement. Thank you sincerely!

3. It's not the wind, I'm afraid I'm already haggard; It's not raining, I'm afraid it's already pale; Without your company, I'm afraid I would have been overwhelmed by troubles. Thanks to the wind and rain, it taught me to mature; Thank you for your encouragement, which gave me courage and strength.

I will consult you more when I have the opportunity. Everything you say will benefit me for life. In my impression, you are a person full of energy and charm.

5. My parents are happy because of my filial piety; My girlfriend is sweet because of my thoughtfulness; I am considerate, because I got paid; Leader, give me more salary to make me more filial and considerate.

6. Thanks to my parents for letting me be flesh and blood, thanks to life for letting me know the hardships of life, thanks to the ups and downs for letting me know the challenges, thanks to my friends for letting me know that friendship is priceless and grateful for happiness.

7. Thanks to the mobile company for giving me this opportunity, thanks to my parents for making me so smart, thanks to the mobile phone manufacturers and distributors for getting me such a good mobile phone, and thanks for letting me send you this short message when I am bored!

8. With a grateful heart, you will cherish friendship more. It is not easy for us to become friends or even bosom friends among countless people who have passed by. No wonder Lu Xun, the writer, lamented, "It is enough to have a bosom friend in life, and the world should treat each other with the same bosom."

Youth and genius go hand in hand, which is undoubtedly the most perfect scene in the world. And you have both. Today, may your youth and intelligence bring you a more perfect tomorrow!

10. I am grateful to have you in my life, and I want to live happily!

1 1. Thank you for your teacher-like teaching and continuous learning at work.

12. Since you have chosen to pursue, don't cry. Hold on, hold on today, and happiness will be one step closer. What really makes people tired is inner despair.

13. I am glad to win your recognition and friendship, cherish it and keep it for a long time.

14. I pass by you every day, but I haven't visited you in. Today, I finally decided to summon up courage and knock on your office: Happy holidays, boss!

15. In the past year, I was honored to work and study under your leadership.

Thank the leaders at dinner. 16. Grateful company, give you a platform for development!

17. Thank you for providing me with this platform, so that we can show ourselves better!

18. Without ideals, that is, without some kind of good wishes, there will never be a good reality.

19. After so many years, I thank the leaders for their careful cultivation. Without Bole, I will never be a swift horse. Your concern yesterday made me who I am today. Thank you!

20. If I am a horse, then you are my Bole. I will make persistent efforts with you!

2 1. Dear leader, thank you for taking care of me. I will work harder in the future.

22. Some tools must be taken away when moving, such as happiness, happiness, health and other valuables. Some rags must be thrown away: sadness, annoyance, nothing!

23. A journey of a thousand miles will accumulate steps; The ship of Wan Li is a compass; Thanks to the guidance of the leaders on weekdays, we have today.

24. Thank my boss for giving me an opportunity and platform to show myself and improve myself. I also thank the leaders of various departments for their help, guidance and warning-I will seize every opportunity to learn, remember what I should remember and forget what I should forget.

25. Hello, leader, today is your birthday. I send my best wishes specially. I wish him a bowl of sweet longevity noodles. Chewy noodles are my long-cherished wish, and delicious soup is my happy and sweet blessing to you.

26. Knowing you, I have made gratifying progress with your help.

27. We work together, struggle together and make progress together. I'm glad to have you in a team that loves life and works hard. We are good leaders and colleagues.

28. Thank you for your friends' smiles, which makes me happy at work.

29. The days of working together are very happy, and the days of struggling together are unforgettable! Thank you for your help. may you have a happy new year! .

In the past year, thank you for your support to my work.

Talk about mood phrases and sentences in the circle of friends when eating.

For a foodie friend, only food and love can live up to it. Every day, our friends who eat delicious food can't wait to rush to the paradise of delicious food before dinner. So what do we want to say in the circle of friends before dinner? Today I carefully arranged some mood phrases for you to eat and send you a circle of friends. I hope you like it!

1, even if life is no longer unbearable, I will try to eat.

2. Eat your girlfriend, you deserve it!

3. The life of eating goods is actually very happy.

I always wander between full and full.

Don't ask me what I want to eat and what I have.

6. The most annoying number for eating food is 24 (starvation).

7, eat, enjoy in your mouth, and want to be thin.

8. Slimming diet is the best in the diet.

9, life is alive, you should not be embarrassed about the word food.

10, we haven't eaten for several days, and everyone looks like pancakes.

1 1, eating like a train, eating like crazy. Eat like crazy.

12, you can eat without studying, and you can study without eating!

13, I'm just a qualified foodie, full of disappointment.

14. Eat to live, but live not to eat.

15, parties that don't aim at eating are hooligans.

16, for foodies, the only thing you can't eat in this world is loss.

17. Eat to live, but life is not just to eat.

18, eating motto: just eat!

19, eat three meals a day on average, and each person has eight hours. This is eating goods.

20. Life is so simple. Eat when you are hungry and sleep when you are sleepy!

2 1. When I eat instant noodles with mushrooms, I always add some Radix Isatidis to clear away heat and detoxify.

22, it is said that eating food will not fail because it is too heavy, and the high number will not hang.

23. It's not for drying food. I like the color matching of this tablecloth very much.

24. Which is more important, food or figure? Eating food: What's your figure? Can I eat?

25. If you think that eating is everything in life, you are wrong, and sleep!

26. Work should be urged by eating, not waiting for eating, so as to pass.

27. The idea of eating food is to eat more if it is delicious, and eat more if it is not delicious.

28. For foodies, there is delicious food every day, and life will not be monotonous.

29. What are the ideas for eating food? Eat more if it tastes good, and eat more if it doesn't.

30. I just realized that when I was losing weight, there were so many people drying food in my circle of friends!

3 1, whether you bury your head in farming or bow your head to eat, you will never forget to look up at the sky.

32. I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short.

33. Never ask if you have eaten the food. This is not a problem at all for eating goods. If you want to ask, are you full?

34. Everyone basks in food in a circle of friends. I looked around without any ups and downs. I have grown up.

It is cruel for thin people to eat for fat people. Fat people eat for thin people, which is very cool.

36. Only food and love can live up to it. If you don't have a lover, let's comment on the delicious food. Who is not a trivial matter?

37. Friends circle basks in food, travel, bags, cars, and then ... crying for poverty, which is fucking hypocritical.

I have a heart to lose weight and a stomach to eat food. They are in pK every day. Let me count on my fingers. Emma's stomach won again today!

39. Some pustules are equivalent to eating goods, but eating goods is not necessarily pustules. The basic difference between the two is that pustules are very edible and foodies are very good at eating.

40, the circle of friends is a pit, drying meat, someone cares about you. Sun Cai, you are invited to treat. Print books and someone will lend them to you. Can you simply appreciate it?