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How to write a short message to politely refuse the loan from the superior leader, I hope the refusal is literary! thank you

When a superior leader borrows money from you, he actually asks you for a bribe. The general leader has a big mouth. You can give it back to him. Dear xx leader, I accidentally received your message. I understand that you are in a hurry, but you are trapped by money. I will try my best to help here. Since I have spent all my money on the house I just bought in March/to my parents/to my brother (just find a reason), I live on my salary now. And I have to pay xxx yuan of mortgage/car loan every month. I borrowed XX yuan from my friend here, hoping to help you solve your urgent need. Under your leadership, I have today, and I hope that under your leadership, I can have a better tomorrow.