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Satire love rat's domineering talk.

First, you look like a potato and say that you are excellent. You are so thick-skinned, even I feel sorry for you.

second, let's talk about the low, clumsy and disgusting tricks that married love rat used to trick little girls. In addition to pretending to be stupid and depressed, metropolis has a wife who is married under pressure and has no feelings, or her wife is a savage shrew, or her wife is a cold and dissatisfied woman who can't have sex with him and communicate spiritually. Some men will be more vicious and say that their wives suffer from heart disease or mental illness. In a word, his marriage is just an empty shell and a form, and his marriage is unfortunate. Maybe they will inadvertently reveal their unfortunate family history in family of origin, such as domestic violence or parents' quarrel and divorce, and pretend to be innocent victims in an unfortunate marriage. The subtext is nothing more than you see, I am so miserable, don't go to bed with me quickly. -meiya

Third, why don't I scold you? Do you think if a dog bites you, can you bite the dog back?

fourth, will you go back and hold your mother and cry? Only your mother can comfort you, okay?

5. People in their sixties and seventies have a stroke, so you join in the fun.

6. What else do you have besides being full of fat? Brain cells are all in fat. How smart are you?

Seven, my friend, be sure to wash your face and look in the mirror in the morning, or it will be bad to scare the children who just started school!

eight, there is a big plate on these two lips.

9. I'll finish weeding you. Mom dug big slag, dug you. Mom laughed.

X. The meaning of scum is perfectly interpreted in you.

eleven, you can't cross your waist and swear like a bitch.

12. The world is big, but it is bigger than the mind you lack.

XIII. Do you think it's stressful to live with people with positive IQ? Hi, Sam? Hi, Sam?

XIV. Confucius said; Fight with bricks, don't play chaos! According to the head! Whether you die or not!

15. Don't you think you have reached a state of being invincible and shameless?

XVI. love rat is disgusting! ! ! A woman is willing to have a baby for you because she loves you and trusts you. You fucking treat her like this, and she will be slandered for having an abortion for you. It's so fucking cheap to expose people's pain in front of everyone for fame and fortune! ! !

seventeen, you are really tm postmodern.

18. There are many times when he doesn't behave like a man in life and emotionally, but basically he will say that it's because his goal is far-reaching, and he doesn't bother to take off his bird wings for a Bole or a woman.

19. If we say that spitting was originally used for reasoning, it has now become the nourishment that baptizes your body N times a day.

twenty, if the teacher hadn't taught us not to litter, I would have thrown you away.

twenty-one, Zhumen dog meat stinks, and there are frozen bones on the road. Dog meat and bones are all about you!

twenty-two, I can't describe your coquetry in words, so I can only let you go on like this.

twenty-three, do you mean that your old mother and mistress are so charming? Do you have to be spoiled by your old mother? There are so many coquettes.

twenty-four, the thing about pregnant women has not diminished in the past two days. What is there to discuss? ! Love rat scum family, marry such a person, it is better to be alone! Why do you have to get married? Anyway, I met someone somewhere this year and treated his wife like that, which has already caused great distrust to men! Fear of marriage!

twenty-five, you told me to get out? Are you very capable? In the words of my sisters, what is the attraction of my man that makes you like this?

twenty-six, people like you had better be cowboys, so they shouldn't wronged you. You can change your bed partner every day and get paid.

twenty-seven, I'm going to get a haircut, and I twisted my neck by swinging my bangs. Talk about love rat's domineering

When you always meet love rat, in fact, you have to review. Why do you indulge those people to treat you like scum? And then explain to himself that it's not like this? Isn't that a fool? It's a lie to yourself ~

Talk about love rat's domineering

First, life's life has taught us to adapt to it, but he has gradually made us unable to find ourselves. Fortunately, I met the person who has been with you at this time. He may not be so good, but he is protecting you in his own way. I'm lucky. What about you? No matter what kind of love rat you meet, don't give up the right to seek happiness. They are hateful, but they also teach you cruelty. Come on! ! ! Stranger

Second, I suddenly feel how important it is for a girl to meet a good boyfriend. It's not easy and lucky. love rat has met it too, but she has no feelings or paid anything. Looking at the emotional experiences of one or two people around her, I really feel that I am the luckiest to meet Lu Yibiao.

third, I suddenly found it more and more boring! Why bother? ! Sexy, naked sexy! No one is a fool, what's the point! Don't make people feel more and more like a fool, and they will be extremely disappointed after meeting love rat!

Fourth, everyone has to meet several (or more) love rat before they can meet true love! So when I meet love rat again, I'm glad to be one step closer to true love.

5. Some girls in China may feel easy because they are simple or profitable. Generally speaking, foreign girls don't need to please men to get what they want, so foreign girls are more difficult to catch up with. The definition of love rat is strict in the eastern society, because once a woman unfortunately meets a love rat, she will pay too much. Not many people care that you are a whore if you want to find a second life after divorce in a foreign country. If you have an unmarried child, you will have a taxpayer to raise it with you.

6. The woman was abandoned by her boyfriend of 3 years after she was pregnant for 8 months, and she was homeless and slept in the corridor! Women don't have to have earth-shattering achievements, but they must have the ability to support themselves, if for nothing else, just because they won't be unable to live after meeting love rat!

In the final analysis, women don't have to have earth-shattering achievements, but they must have the ability to support themselves, if nothing else, just to avoid being unable to live after meeting love rat.

8. You say you always meet love rat, but do you give love rat a chance? No, you dislike that he has no mood, no money and no value.

Nine, a girl can have no earth-shattering achievements, but she must have the ability to support herself, for nothing else, just because she won't be unable to live after meeting love rat.

Ten, everyone says that you met a love rat, but no one sympathized with you, because your bottomless forgiveness made her miserable life, which is true. Therefore, your kindness limits your malicious imagination of this society. So you lost me, and you will never meet the next me!

Xi. I met love rat in the past and met great people in the future.

12. Beijing meets Seattle, which is a very literary and aesthetic love. Although it is unlikely in real life, it satisfies our girl's heart. After many ups and downs and meeting many love rat, we finally found our true love. To tell the truth, after more than a year of correspondence, there are at most a dozen letters. How can I be a soul mate? I can't find a boyfriend. It's too real.

13. I was probably a flower in my last life.

14. I never expected that I would meet love rat so cautiously. This serious problem needs careful reflection.

15. Brother Lin should not chase after the customs where he has never been in love. Girls can only realize Brother Lin after they meet love rat, and they can be entrusted for life.

XVI. It is estimated that the woman met irresponsible love rat, got pregnant, and worried about being found out, and simply gave up on herself. She is also a poor person.

XVII. Because of many coincidences, I haven't had a chance to see it before. I just finished reading it recently. Sometimes, I always like to enlarge some small things, but others don't really care, so don't put yourself too low. I envy GiGi because she is Alex's exception. But at the same time, she met the right person after meeting several love rat. There are too many feelings in my heart, but it doesn't seem to be of any use to me as a single dog.

18. In the bridge in the TV series, the kind-hearted woman meets love rat, and when she feels that life is about to lose hope, she suddenly has a good change. After getting rid of love rat, she meets Prince Charming, is rescued, cared for and deeply loved, and they live happily together. The first half is really there. I hope the second half will appear soon, and the prince will rescue Cinderella from the fiery purgatory as soon as possible.

XIX. When you meet love rat, you'd better leave far away.

Twenty, I think everyone can finally meet the real man after meeting love rat.

21st, I wanted to find a Virgo boyfriend before, but I wanted to give up this idea after meeting a Virgo love rat. Then I wanted to find a Capricorn boyfriend. I suddenly remembered that I wanted to find a cancer when I was in college, and my predecessor was Leo. It doesn't feel good at all. The conclusion is that looking for a boyfriend can't trust the constellation, hahahahahaha. I still want to find a Capricorn, a handsome guy who doesn't like to talk and can cook.

Twenty-two, women don't need to have earth-shattering achievements, but they must have the ability to support themselves. If nothing else, they will not be unable to live after meeting love rat.

23. In the final analysis, women may not need earth-shattering achievements, but they must have the ability to support themselves. If nothing else, they will not be unable to survive after meeting love rat.

twenty-four, I went to college and felt that I had experienced many scenes in movies, and deeply told that movies originated from life. Many strange things happened in college. I also met love rat, and I lost hope for love. I was scarred, but it doesn't matter. People always grow up. But fortunately, someone in this world will really be kind to you, just like he only has one hundred dollars, but he is willing to pay you ninety dollars and the remaining ten dollars to come and see you by taxi. I am very lucky and grateful that you have appeared by my side, but what happened later? Thank you for meeting me.

Twenty-five. Being with Lu Jiakai is the only way to be yourself. Happiness is always in sight, but I meet love rat again and again.

26th, as long as there is such a love rat in your life, you can be as strong as you want. Giving is to meet people who know how to be grateful, and such giving is valuable!

XXVII. I feel a little distressed after reading the story in the group for a long time. I really hope that every girl has the ability to pat the dirt on her body, stand up and run away quickly after meeting love rat. And, I really hate boys who speak ill of each other after separation. They have been with each other for a long time, and if they can't get it, they will slander the girl's reputation. This kind of person is really annoying and hateful. Life is so long, no one has ever met scum. If you can't avoid it, you will die. If you can't avoid it, you will see who lives long ~ < P > 28. Qiu Yingying, this girl is not bad. She still maintains that innocence and optimism after meeting love rat. In reality, few people can live a free life like Andy and Xiaoqu, and in theory, they do whatever they want. Fan Shengmei's money worship nature has been hard to change, and there is a risk of receiving a little green hat at any time. Xiao Guan is too forbearing, and he has the potential to be black when he is mature. Although Xiao Qiu is a little stupid, he is easy to raise, sincere and not easy to get along with.

Twenty-nine, the first thing to do when you meet love rat is to break up, and then you can take revenge as you like. Anyway, it's spending the dead.

Thirty, I didn't expect to meet love rat myself ~ Hehe, I'm really anxious for my IQ!

31. The reason why I hate intimacy is that intimacy always hurts me.

32. Why do I always meet love rat? What's wrong with me?

33. Women don't have to have earth-shattering achievements, but they must have the ability to support themselves. If nothing else, it makes sense that they won't be unable to survive after meeting love rat unfortunately.

thirty-four, I don't want to make a big difference, as long as I have my own career, so that I won't be lonely and helpless after meeting love rat. I am me, a different kind of fireworks.

35. Recently, I have always heard my friends tell me that I met love rat and bid farewell to a so-called love affair, which reminds me of some things and people I have experienced before. You have changed from a rational person to a deaf person and a fool. In the end, you are bruised all over. Love always makes people look forward to beautiful things, but makes people forget the reality. We foolishly thought that we had met true love, only to find that that person just came to teach you a lesson. Just a passer-by

36. I heard that love rat and boudoir are more suitable. Why is it that after boudoir meets love rat, boudoir generally wakes up not after you speak ill of love rat, but that you and boudoir are getting farther and farther away? What's so good about love rat!

37. I won't give anyone who failed me another chance to hurt me. Don't be paranoid. Live your boring life. We'll be fine, love rat. You're not the one who will meet a good fate.

38. I used to think that a little love is true love, and I gave my feelings without reservation. As a result, I was rejected by my ex-boyfriend at the beginning of my love, and then I met love rat who was disgusting.

thirty-nine, crying, maybe it's the least harm a girl has suffered since she met love rat.

forty, I saw a news that a woman who was pregnant for eight months was abandoned and slept in the corridor, which was heartbreaking! In the final analysis, women don't have to have earth-shattering achievements, but they must have the ability to support themselves. If nothing else, they will not be unable to live after meeting love rat! And never have children, just to be able to turn away when you know that this man is love rat, and not to tear up your heart and cry for anyone!

41. Women never need to rely on men to survive. Every time a girl comes to ask me what to do if I want to give up after meeting love rat, I am always saddened: Girl, if you stay with him for another second, you will continue to waste your life. Now that you know that it is love rat, stop immediately, and don't be unwilling to take your precious time, and time is life.

Forty-two, I suddenly found that almost all my friends met love rat before they found true love.

43rd, it doesn't matter if you meet love rat, what's important is that you can meet a lover after meeting love rat. But who can guarantee whether another love rat is just jumping from one fire pit to another?

Forty-four, I'm afraid to meet such a love rat. He may have acted so well that I hate Ku Kui Kei until now.

forty-five, he is a master, but when it comes to love, he is an ordinary fool after meeting love rat.

46. After meeting several love rat, you will meet your own Mr Right.

47. Every time I see an infatuated boy meet a girl who doesn't care about him, I feel distressed. Obviously, I have worked hard enough in love. Why does she still want to hurt me? Love is the most unequal thing. Only when you meet the right person will your efforts respond ~ Otherwise, you are singing a solo show, and a woman will only think of it after meeting love rat.