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Tips for dealing with fraudulent phone calls
Tips for dealing with fraudulent phone calls
1, playing tricks on liars makes him sick.
A few days ago, I received a phone call from a stranger with a southern accent. When I came up, I called you by your first name. ? Hello, Manager Wang! ?
? Who are you?
Your old friend. ? ? Who is it?
? An old friend of Guangdong! You can't even hear my voice?
? Who are you? ? Oh, Mr. Wang, you are so forgetful. Listen to it again. Do you recognize who I am?
I think something is wrong. Maybe it's a liar. If I recognize the other person's voice as an old friend, the other person will try to tell stories to cheat money. Damn liar, look what I can do to him! I said:? Are you Lao Zhang from Guangdong?
? Yes, yes, you see, I said you forgot so many things that you didn't even recognize my voice. ? Sorry, Lao Zhang, I thought someone was joking with me. ? ? Mr. Wang, I'm going to sign a contract. I'm passing by your house and invite you to dinner.
I interrupted him and asked, Lao Zhang, how is your mother's cancer?
The other party was dazed:? Oh ... the same. ? ? Well, there's nothing I can do about it. Has your dad's car accident been closed?
? Oh ... almost. ?
? Relax, everyone is gone, don't care too much about those who pay more or less. ? ? Yes ?
I asked again:? Didn't you get five years for that economic case? What, are you out now?
? Huh? Oh ... then ... the sentence was changed. ? ? You have no idea how much we sympathize with you. Why do you feel so unlucky? Did you catch the gangster who raped your wife?
? ..... I see, I see. ?
I asked again:? What about your son's mental illness? Is it better? The other party was silent for 10 seconds and hung up the phone.
2、? I'm Yahui? Today, I got a call from two fraud gangs. I usually hang up when I receive such a call, but I am in a good mood today, so I played with them. Anyway, I didn't pay the phone bill.
The first call was made by a woman. Usually this kind of person pretends to know you well after calling. If you ask her who she is, she will blame you for forgetting her and so on. Although I still don't understand what she is trying to cheat me, I was shocked when I received this kind of call for the first time. I thought it was because I was drunk and left my phone number to a girl, and my previous efforts finally paid off. It took me a long time to understand that everything was my dream.
? Hi! What are you doing? Here we go again, pretending to know you well.
? I'm sleeping! Who are you? I think she will use it next? The name of the vegetable market? (referring to those common names).
? How can you be so heartless and forget me! I'm Yahui! Have you forgotten? Does it really work? The name of the vegetable market? Yahui's cry is really pitiful.
? Yahui? Which Yahui? I don't remember? First, of course. ? We went to sing together the year before last! You left me your phone number and asked me to call you! How can you forget others! ?
? Oh? I remember! You are the Zhang Yahui, right? You are the short and chubby one who lives in Beitou and looks a bit like a flower, right? If she dares to admit it, she really loves money.
? Hmm? Yes, I am the Zhang Yahui. I can hear that she is a little unwilling. How dare she admit it? I must use my unique skills. ? You are really Zhang Yahui! No way, I remember you died of terminal cervical cancer last year! I went to your funeral. She scolded me and hung up the phone. It's rude, even though I've been laughing wildly. Is it rude? I still don't understand what she is trying to lie to me.
Tips for dealing with fraudulent phone calls (anti-fraud encyclopedia)
3. The strongest means to deal with fraudulent information-teach you how to make a liar cry (1). Don't delete the short message that the liar asks you to remit money. Look at the bank whose card number is, log in to this bank, enter the card number of the liar, and fill in the password casually. As long as you make three mistakes, this card can't be traded within 24 hours (that is, it is frozen), hehe.
(2) First find out the city where this mobile phone number is located, then find the gay dating website in that city, register an account, and leave your mobile phone number through contact information.
(3) Posting on the local house rental website, with two bedrooms and one living room in the downtown, renting 300 yuan on a monthly basis, which is urgent. Turn on the phone 24 hours a day and leave the same phone number.
(4). A bank employee also received a text message? Please remit the money to? On the account? Every time the remittance is made according to the account number 1 minute, 2 yuan will be deducted from the payee's account, and the remittance will be about 1 yuan continuously. At this time, you finally received a letter from the payee: Don't remit any more, you have deducted more than 200 points. You are an expert! How can I live? Note: (When will the remittance be made? Payee pays the handling fee? )。
4. The swindler of telephone fraud finally collapsed? Brother, teach me two tricks. I haven't opened for three months.
I've heard a lot about phone fraud, but what one of my classmates experienced made me feel very dramatic. They torture liars with their psychology. After the collapse, the scammers even said, "Big Brother, teach me two tricks. I haven't opened for three months. Let's talk about the ins and outs of this matter. I was at work that day, and my classmate Hulu suddenly called to ask, how long does it take for the postal savings card to remit money? " How long will it take to get it? (I worked as a postal savings clerk), I said, as long as I called, I could do it at that time, and I hung up without saying much. The next day, I met a gourd, and he told me this story. It turned out that he and his colleague Xiao Zhang went to a county town around Lanzhou on business that day. While driving on the highway, his colleague Xiao Zhang suddenly received a phone call:
Liar: Hello, Zhang Gong? Haven't seen you for a long time. How are you doing?
Zhang: Huh? Who are you?
Liar: You don't even know me? I bought your machine last time, so I forgot it so soon?
Zhang: Oh ~ Is that Boss Wang? They are heavy machinery, and their strength is one of the best among similar enterprises in China. Customer resources are very important. Generally, a single business is several million, and the commission ranges from tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands. At this time, he believed it, because the voice of the liar was very similar to that of the boss, and it was several years ago. At that time, telephone fraud was just emerging, and everyone did not understand it very well. )
Liar: Yes, that's me. How's it going? Haven't seen you for a long time.
Zhang: Oh, good, good. Did you change your mobile phone? Why not the previous number? I didn't show your name here, so I didn't remember it at the moment. I'm sorry (Zhang is still sorry for not recognizing his voice)
Liar: Never mind, don't you know? I didn't need that before, but I will remember it later. I'm on my way to Lanzhou again. Are you free this evening? Have dinner together We may need to buy some more machines recently.
Zhang: (happily) Yes! That's great ~ ~ ~ I'm going to the surrounding counties to do something now, and I'll go back in the afternoon. I will wait for you in Lanzhou. See you tonight, my treat!
Then I said some gossip and hung up. He is still secretly pleased, and the business is coming again! Half an hour later, the phone rang and it was the same number. Liar: Are you familiar with the traffic police in Tianshui? I had an accident on the highway. I'm fine, but I hit someone else's car. Do you know the traffic police? My full responsibility.
Zhang: (believe it) huh? We don't know the traffic police. Are you okay?
Liar: We're fine. Forget it if you don't know him. We have already called the police. I will handle it as appropriate. It may be a little late to Lanzhou.
Ten minutes later, the phone rang again.
Liar: Zhang Gong, we decided to settle this matter privately. Because I am fully responsible, people promised to solve it with 5000 yuan, but I only have more than 3000 points on me. Can you help me? I don't have my card, so I'll pay 2000 yuan on my driver's card and pay you back in Lanzhou at night?
Zhang: (I still don't doubt it) Oh, that's good, but I'm also on the expressway. Can I call you when I get there? Or like this, I'll call you when I'm in Lanzhou. Wait, I'll ask who is in the company, and then I'll call you back.
So Xiao Zhang called a friend of the company's mobile phone. He delivered the goods outside and readily agreed, saying that he would make a payment when he was busy. There is only one post office here. I don't know if it will be received at that time, or if it will be delayed, so Hulu called me and asked me. When he learned that it was possible at that time, Zhang decided to let his Lanzhou friend make a payment.
I called for a postal savings card number (it is estimated that scammers have all kinds of cards) and sent it to Lanzhou. I promised to make a payment as soon as I was busy.
As the car drove on, Zhang's mind turned. His boss doesn't have 5000 yuan on him? (This kind of boss usually does big projects, with tens of millions or even hundreds of millions of funds. ) Even without cash, he always has a bank card, right? Even if I call him on the highway, isn't he going to the ATM to withdraw money? He can withdraw money from the ATM. Why should I remit money? The more you think about it, the more wrong it is. Have you ever met a liar? So I quickly called his Lanzhou colleague. Fortunately, I stopped before the money was remitted, and then I called the real boss Wang (he had it in his mobile phone, so I didn't call him because I thought he had really changed his number). After the phone call, the real boss Wang is taking a nap. Now the truth is out, he is a liar! After all, I live by business. I can't ruin my business because of a little doubt, so I suddenly realized that I was almost cheated. )
Know what's going on, this game is fun, and no one is a fool! Hum ~
So ~ ~ ~
Dramatic things have begun!
After a while, the liar's phone came ~
Liar: What about Zhang Gong? Did you play with money?
Zhang: Yes, please check it. Colleagues have called and said that the money has been paid, 2000. Go and see the liar: OK, Zhang Gong, I'll check. I'll talk later!
Ten minutes have passed ~
Liar: Zhang Gong, no! I didn't receive the money (really soon? Already by the ATM? Hum ~ on the highway, I went to the ATM to withdraw money. Why can't I use my card? More convinced that he is a liar)
Zhang: It may have been delayed. I called over there, but you haven't seen it here. My colleague must have called. Why don't you wait and see, can I still fool you? Boss Wang? I don't want to mix, okay, you are my god of wealth ~ ~ ~
About ten minutes later ~
Liar: You haven't received it yet, Zhang Gong!
Zhang: Huh? Really? What's wrong with this postal savings?
At this time, classmate Hulu grabbed the phone.
Hulu: Hello, are you Lao Wang? It's me. I'm X X, remember?
Liar: Remember! Are you there? How's it going?
Hulu: I'm fine. Why are you so unlucky? Haven't you done anything good recently?
Liar: Don't be ridiculous. I'm worried sick.
Hulu: The money has been remitted. You can check later. I guess there should be no problem. There may be a transfer delay within the bank. It's been 20 minutes ~
Liar: Zhang Gong, ask your colleague if it really exists.
Zhang: I asked, so I asked. How dare I joke with you? By the way, Mr. Wang, the last time your company bought a machine, there was still more than 800 yuan outstanding. Do it together this time, and then I'll give you your 23 thousand rebate! You don't know, we can't give you a rebate until your balance is settled!
Liar: (voice starts to tremble) Huh? Oh? Is it? Oh, I've been busy recently, and I haven't paid much attention. Uh-huh, well, I'll go and have a look again.
Zhang: OK, no problem! (Laughing wildly after hanging up the phone)
About half an hour later ~
Liar: Zhang Gong, I really didn't receive the money. It may be the bank's fault (take the initiative to make excuses for Zhang). There was something wrong with the car accident. I don't think I can catch up with Lanzhou tonight. Still on the highway. I can't do what you said about the last payment myself. Is there any other way? For example, if I call you the balance, and then you send me the rebate?
Zhang: (I didn't expect him to be tempted) No problem! I'll send my bank card number to your mobile phone later. Why didn't you call me for the remaining 800 yuan? I can help you handle the kickback in the accounting firm and let the accountant remit it directly to you. Our business people can't handle the money (as it says).
Say a few more words in this regard, and then hang up. It is estimated that the liar has begun to struggle at this time, and his heart is as painful as that of the deceived? Is it true?/You don't say. It seems true, more than 20 thousand! It's only 800 yuan, but what if it's fake and it's real? This entanglement?
During the period, the phone rang several times, and I could feel the inner entanglement of the liar. I didn't want to give up more than 20 thousand kickbacks easily, and I won't lose more than 800 yuan easily. Our classmates and his colleagues began to feel bored and meaningless. I know I won't easily cheat more than 800 yuan from a liar, so ~ ~
Hulu: Hello, Lao Wang. By the way, your father broke his leg some time ago. Is it better?
Liar: Much better, thanks.
Hulu: Isn't your brother's child sick? How's it going? I heard that your wife was attacked by many men last time?
Liar: (Hearing this, the liar finally collapsed and knew that the matter had been exposed) Brother, don't play with me. I admit it. To tell you the truth, I haven't opened for three months. You must be excellent. Can you teach me two tricks?
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