What are some short humorous sentences?

First, if you are a flower, cows are afraid to shit.

Second, I don't worry when I am a pure man.

Third, you can't pretend in front of me, so I can only smile and watch you continue to pretend.

Fourth, alas ~ if this person is not conformal, even his headache is partial.

For people like you, I can let you live for at most two episodes in the drama I directed.

Six, think I speak rough, not rough that call absolute beauty, what is absolute beauty, absolute beauty is pretending to be a grandson.