The story of typo

The story of typo 1 has been written by all of us since childhood. Although typos are only caused by carelessness, sometimes typos can cause great trouble and jokes.

Once, there was a department store. One day, a sign hung in the shop, which read: "Sister, 50% off for sale!" " "The people who wrote this brand didn't know how to write the word' socks'. So, he found a word "sister" with a similar appearance to the word "socks", and "selling socks" became "selling sisters".

Many young men see this brand and think: isn't selling girls selling girls? You can be a girlfriend if you buy it. They ran to the store and said they wanted to buy a girl. The staff at the counter thought they were coming to make trouble and said angrily, "We only sell socks here, not girls. Don't you read the sign? "

A young man said, "But the sign says sell girls." Another young man said, "What about the manager? Call your manager out! " After a while, the manager came out. The young man pulled the manager to the door and said, "Why don't you take a good look at the sign yourself?" The manager looked at it, froze, thought for a long time and said, "I'm really sorry!" " This is the carelessness of my staff, I hope you understand. "

Another thing happened to me. I remember a math exam in grade two. Although there is only one side of the test paper, it has to be finished in one class. I quickly wrote my name and then continued to do the problem. Time passed quickly and the exam was over. I quickly handed in my paper. The next day, when the teacher handed out the test paper and reported my name, the tone was a little unhappy. I thought, didn't I do well in the exam? I took the test paper and looked at it. It turned out that I accidentally wrote the last word of my name as "female". My deskmate glanced at my test paper and couldn't help laughing and said, "Wang Xin, you are so stupid." I bowed my head in shame.

It seems that carelessness is very bad. Don't be like me and that employee, or you will make a joke.

Story of typo 2 I am a typo, I am endless and changeable. It often appears in primary school students' exercise books and sends text messages.

One day when I was idle, I came across a primary school student's exercise book. She is writing a self-criticism book entitled "Teacher, I was wrong." I jumped on it and became "old lion, I was wrong." Soon, she finished writing, and the teacher flew into a rage as soon as the letter of criticism was handed over to her. She thought she was insulting the teacher and calling the little girl names indiscriminately. Seeing the little girl's wronged and depressed face, I felt as if I had done something wrong and flew out with a sense of guilt.

When I first arrived at the square, news was flying in the air. Seeing my arrival, they all ran away quickly to avoid me. I felt very sad when I noticed this phenomenon, and finally I cried, but those short messages all disappeared without a trace, leaving only those deleted and homeless short messages. Seeing my sadness, a short message flew in front of me and comforted me, saying, "Don't cry. What is this? " I cried and told it what happened.

"Oh, I see. It doesn't matter. I will help you. " It answers confidently.

"How do you help?" I dried my tears and looked at it. "You are just a deleted message. How can you help me? "

"You are right, I am a deleted message, so the only thing I can do is to tell you a way."

"method?" I have some doubts.

"Hum, from now on, you should be a good typo."

"Good typo? What do you mean? "

"That's helping others …" I just wanted to ask something, but it flew away, leaving me thinking in the air.

The next morning, I couldn't wait to fly out, and my eyes kept scanning the passing messages. Suddenly, my eyes lit up and I found a short message sent by the suspect to Gang Four. I changed the name of the recipient "Wang Moumou" to the name of the police officer Li. After all this, I flew out.

Sure enough, the next day, a new message was published in the newspaper: "The police received an inexplicable message and were arrested for leaving the Sri Lankan gang." Seeing this news, I turned a few somersaults happily, which shows my joy and joy. I know, and I made my contribution.

Since then, I have done a lot of good things for the people and have been praised by everyone.

The story of typo 3. The story of typo 1

The typo is a mistake that everyone will make in writing. This small mistake and misunderstanding will make you write this typo all your life unless you correct it.

In a faraway place, there is a kingdom called the kingdom of parting.

The king of the wrong kingdom is called typo and the queen is called typo. The ministers and people in the wrong country spelled it wrong.

The neighboring country of the wrong kingdom is the word kingdom. No one in the word kingdom is a typo. Don't write.

People in Cuobie Kingdom are very hospitable, but no one wants to go to their kingdom because they can't name it. The kingdom of Zobi has no guests, while the kingdom of Di Zi has guests every day.

When writing again, when writing "Cactus", people from the wrong country came to my house and four came. There are four more red circles on my composition paper.

People who spell the wrong kingdom are really bad. Maybe if you are not careful, people who spell the wrong kingdom will come to your house!

The story of typo II

Mistakes are common in life, and the number is increasing, so I went to the streets to find them.

Today, the sun is shining, and there are white clouds inlaid with Phnom Penh in the blue sky, which are really like sheep in the sunset on the grassland. However, there is an obvious stain on the signboard beside the road ahead, and that is the typo on the signboard. The sign says that the public toilet lives 50 meters in front of it, and it says "live". Alas, it lacks an apostrophe, which makes it another word. Go along the signboard and you will arrive at Friendship Hotel, which says that love is money. Forget it! Then, I came to a furniture store, and the signboard said "Everyone's Furniture Store", and the furniture was misspelled into furniture. This time, I couldn't bear it anymore. I entered the door and said to the shopkeeper, Uncle, you can't write all the words on that signboard like this. Before I finished, the shopkeeper shouted, Go, go, what do you know? This is called fashion. Now you are walking in the street, and you happen to see some signs with typos on them, so he invited me out. I stood by and laughed: who doesn't understand?

How shameful such a thing is! So, let's start from ourselves, get rid of typos and make our earth home better!

The story of misspelled word three

Alas, this kind of harmful typo can be found in adults and children. I'll tell you a story and you'll burst into laughter. I wonder if you wrote it wrong.

The story unfolds: a classmate named Xiaogang especially likes to write typos, which inadvertently makes him the bravest person.

That day, Xiaogang was playing football happily on the grass. Xiaohong ran out of the classroom quickly, holding a roll of paper in his hand, and mysteriously said to Xiaogang, Do you know? Now everyone says you are the bravest person! Xiaogang scratched his head with his hand and began to daydream: Did I inadvertently become a hero? Out of curiosity, Xiaogang picked up the ball and walked slowly with Xiaohong on the way back to class. Halfway through, Xiaogang finally couldn't help it. He asked happily and loudly, Come on, why do people praise me so much? Xiaohong stopped and asked cunningly, do you really want to know? Xiao Gang said firmly: Yes, I want to know! Well, you said it! Xiaohong said as she opened the roll of paper. This is written in your composition. You left your intestines, and you don't even want them. Isn't this the bravest man? After listening to it again and again, Xiaogang broke out in a cold sweat, blushing like a mature apple, holding the back of his head all the time, and the football fell unconsciously.

Hey, when will this harmful typo leave us!

The story of typo 4

Hehe, the funny things that happened when I was a child, like so many stars in the sky, recorded my innocent childlike innocence. Now, I will show you the biggest and brightest one.

When I was a child, I went to the supermarket with my mother. My mother asked me to buy a bag of melon seeds. I found the melon seeds, but I made a mistake in the words and recognized them as claws. I thought it was chicken feet. I quickly searched again, and the whole supermarket searched one by one, and I didn't see any melon seeds! My mother was impatient and asked me, Mengyi, Mengyi, where are you? I heard my mother calling me, so I ran to my mother: Mom, I'm coming! Mother said angrily: Ling Meng! Did you find melon seeds or not! I'm training you to find things! You showed me something else! I whispered to my mother: melon seeds, I didn't find them! But I found my paw. Hey, hey, I'm fine! Mom said, what claws are you going to catch me with? I took my mother to the place where I sold claws, and my mother burst into laughter: Oh, little guy, this is melon seeds. How can it be a claw? As soon as I heard it, my face was as red as a red apple. Mom said: You will go to school in the future. You should study hard, ok? I said: I see, although I haven't gone to school yet, I will study Chinese characters seriously at school, hee hee.

Now that I'm at school, I know a lot of Chinese characters I didn't know before, and I won't make a joke about admitting my mistake again!

Look, this is my interesting and rich childhood.

Today, I excitedly picked up the book "The Story of Wrong Words" again and again.

The story of typos mainly teaches us how to distinguish and correct typos. This book can help us correct the habit of typos in reading, greatly improve our interest in learning and thinking discrimination, enlighten our wisdom and benefit our body and mind.

When I finished reading this book. I think writing is to convey information and express the exchange of ideas, so be careful not to write typos at an early age and take them seriously. If you find a typo, you should correct it in time and keep the correct word in mind to prevent the same mistake from happening again.

In our daily life, there are also many examples of misspelling and misspelling. I remember seeing an advertisement on the Internet the other day: "Surnames are precious, please cherish them. In this advertisement, the "sex" of "fate" misspelled "first name" and "last name", which made everyone puzzled. They think that the family named "life" is very valuable and we should cherish it. That's a word difference, and the fallacy is thousands of miles away! Writing wrong words can not only express the meaning correctly, but also bring losses to the work. So we should correct the typos and make them have no place to live.

I benefited a lot from reading the book "The Story of Wrong Words". There are many typos in the society, not only the signboards in the street are funny because of typos, but also all kinds of mistakes in newspapers and periodicals, so we should study Chinese characters well and keep the magical Chinese characters of our ancestors firmly in mind.

The story of typo 5. Since the first grade, I have a bad habit of writing typos. My teacher criticized me a lot because of my bad habits. This bad habit has been hovering around me, and I can't get rid of it.

When I was in the third grade, I once saw the origin of the Terracotta Warriors in the history books. I made a joke when I treated the figurines as buckets. I asked my mother, "Mom, why did Qin Shihuang need so many toilets?" Is it difficult to sell toilets? "My mother smiled and said," You took the Terracotta Warriors as a bucket. "She also called me a little idiot.

Another time I was watching the news. A driver was stabbed seven times by a gangster and died on TV. I took the word "thorn" as the word "surge" again. I said to my father, "This driver was killed by Surge with seven knives. What a pity! " Dad listened and said, "Yes, of course, people died when their blood was poured out." At this time, I just want to come over. I took the thorn as a flood and played another big joke.

It was not until the fifth grade that my teacher handed me over to her to recite and write that I realized how important it was to write well. So I thought of a way: let my mother check every time I finish my homework. As long as I find a typo, I'll be fined ten for each one, so I'll stick to it. Although I sometimes write some typos in my homework now, my typos are really much less than before. I believe that as long as I persist in this way, I will definitely get rid of the bad habit of writing typos.

The story of the wrong word 6 1, Dou came home from school with a unhappy face. Zhao Yun saw this and asked, "What's on your mind?" Too much homework? Never mind, I'll write it for you. "A Dou is anxious:" I'm still talking! Yesterday, the sentence' I ate a meal' you wrote to me was' I ate a ton of rice', and my classmates laughed at me for being a big git! "This is not a very interesting old joke, but let's make do with it.

2. There is a family named Pan, and the elder in the family died. At the family festival, an old gentleman with a strong accent was invited to be the master of ceremonies. The obituary reads: Filial piety: Pan Genke's filial daughter-in-law: Chi's filial granddaughter: Pan Liangci's filial grandson: Pan Daoshi, but this old gentleman is blind and his pronunciation is not standard. When he called the roll according to the obituary, anyone who literally had three points of water or left the capital missed it. So I read it to him like this: "Xiao Wen, somersaults ... and fights ..." Xiao Wen felt very strange, but he was afraid to ask, so he did a somersault. Then he said, "Filial piety is also ..." Hearing this, the filial piety said, "I want to turn it over, too?" So the filial daughter-in-law also turned a somersault. Again: "Filial piety granddaughter, turn it over twice. Hearing this, the filial granddaughter thinks that my parents have turned over, and I want to turn over! So I turned two somersaults. At this time, Sun Xiao thought to herself, "My parents turned it over once and my sister turned it over twice. How many times should I turn it over?" "I get nervous when I think about it:" What should I do? " I saw the old man read aloud at the top of his voice: "Filial piety … turn over … go … die …"

Xiaoming often takes an umbrella as his life. Once it rained, he didn't bring an umbrella, so he asked his classmates to bring a note to his mother. Xiao Ming wrote: Mom, I'm dead and I can't go home. Please help me to send my life.

4. A middle school student loves to write typos and once went to experience the countryside.

Life, a month later, he wrote a letter to his parents: Dad, Mom, I have a good time here. I sleep in a bed with the landlord Wolf (mother), and she wakes me up every morning ... His parents cry and tell others: "My son sleeps with the wolf every day! Help him! ……"

5. Dad, grandma (mom), what about you two: Have you had enough dogs at home? Is there any wire (money) at home? My thread (money) is gone, it rains here, and I have no life (umbrella). You need money to buy my life urgently. It's over.

6. I don't know if this counts: the kindergarten starts, and the teacher asks everyone to write their names on paper so that they can get to know each other by their names. Just one o'clock, the famous teacher was shocked and shouted, "yellow belly!" " No one answered: "yellow belly!" Before anyone answered, the teacher said, "Forget it, let's talk about it at last." Finally, the teacher said, "Who else didn't call the roll?" A little girl stood up timidly, and the teacher asked, "What's your name?" The little girl said, "My name is … Huang Yuepo …"

The story of typo 7 the story of typo

Xia Yan Min

Later, there was an excuse to cover up the ugliness when writing typos, which was the pinyin input method. As long as there is a typo, this error is attributed to the fuzzy function of pinyin input method. For me, this is really full of the progress of the times. Think about the terrible embarrassment in those years. Looking back now, I still hate that I don't have the "invisibility" function.

The military academy is going to organize a speech contest, and I am the first to write a speech. Half a day, under the revision of the instructor of the student team, the speech was finished. The rest is the back. Supposedly, it shouldn't be difficult for you to memorize your own words. I don't know why you have too much "water" in your head at once, and you stuttered for a week, and you barely passed the political department. I just know that people have entered the "nervous" mode again and really can't get on the "high table". Later, with the help of female students in the brothers' team, needless to say, the speech was gradually formed.

Looking back now, sometimes things are too well prepared, or things that are considered as certain are more prone to accidents. Because they care too much, they are too nervous, so they are too prone to accidents. The night before the speech, I thought of so many female students, which was an opportunity to show my face. I couldn't make any mistakes, so I combed the speech again. After I went there, every word was correct, but I felt good about myself. I wanted to add the word "spend a lot of money". I often said it, but I didn't often write it. What a coincidence! I actually wrote a lot of money as "a thousand dollars." I have to read the cadence "One Vertical Daughter" carefully several times. In the next day's speech, I always looked high-spirited as a loser, and the leaders specially praised me for this, to the effect that summer's fighting spirit is high and soldiers have to look like this.

In order to expand the results of the speech contest, the military academy also introduced a closed-circuit system. In the teaching building outside the main venue, every student and the staff of the student team who can't go to the main venue watched the speech contest in their own classrooms. Summer classmate, this is my fifth appearance. I speak to 15 people. The standard pace is 75 cm. I walked onto the stage with my head held high. I turned around, saluted and turned left, just standing in the spotlight, right in the center of the podium. We don't say a few polite words or introduce ourselves like other contestants. Let's raise our voices and make a speech. In the process, I didn't forget to peek at the platform. Under the spotlight, I can hardly see the female students in the front row paying attention. In the middle was the school leader, who lived in vain. At that time, I was so beautiful. The words went on forcefully, and the 2500-word speech took about 20 minutes. When the speech was wonderful, the applause really thundered on the stage. When I gave a high-spirited speech and spent a lot of money, I slipped out by myself. They are all knowledgeable people. As soon as this patch comes out, anyone's ear can be corrected automatically. Is proud, the audience suddenly burst into laughter. At that time, I thought to myself, how can there be boos in such a formal game? Nothing serious. Water under the bridge. I can't keep my spirits up. I don't know how to play the second half. Anyway, I get along well with inertia who knows everything.

When I walked off the stage, two female players sitting in the front row smiled happily at me. Anyway, I know something's wrong now. As for what went wrong, I don't know yet. Seeing the joy of these two players, my face turned into anger and glared at me. "What are you laughing at?" Boring "A female classmate who finished her speech smiled and whispered," This classmate, you look so handsome as a daughter. "Now I just return to absolute being, stretched out his hand and slapped himself. This man has lost a lot. How could I make such a mistake in front of an audience of less than two thousand people? At that time, I really wished I had the function of "invisibility" and made a big mistake.

Such an obvious mistake, no matter how high-spirited, will be in vain. At the end of the speech, I only got a commemorative award. When awarding prizes, the director of the Academic Affairs Office looked at me with a smile and said that the young man spoke well, but he was not serious. My face feels like a quail on a barbecue grill, squeaking with oil.

The lesson is too profound. From now on, I will write with a pen. I'm not sure about some words I know. I had to look them up in the dictionary, so I got sick. Later, with the microcomputer and pinyin input method, I finally breathed a sigh of relief.

The story of typo 8 "Huang Qiqi, I have told you several times that there are still so many typos!" " Mom's loud voice echoed in my ears. I glanced at the paper slowly and didn't have the courage to look down. The blood-stained net on the paper caught my heart. Suddenly, I felt my heart almost stopped beating. I thought to myself: Are these all wrong? No way! I'm fine!

Thinking about it, I jumped up, quickly picked up the paper and ran to the room, saying to my mother, "These are clearly written right!" " "My mother looked at it, nodded hard and said," Right? Yes, how strange! These are obviously wrong. This "sadness" is obviously beside the heart, but you wrote it as anti-dog ... "

I took the test paper and walked to my room with my head down. There are a few drops of water in my eyes, which are as bright as crystal. Eyelids also hang down heavily, like a door that is about to close. I threw the newspaper heavily on the table and sat down in the chair. My clothes are wet and sweaty. I thought to myself, "Just a few wrong words, so cruel!"

I picked up the dictionary, water drops fell on it, and red dye entered the middle, like a drop of bright red blood, flowing on the book. I picked up the test paper and revised it. Writing and writing, I can't help thinking: "Mom is also good for me!" "When I thought about it, I immediately changed the paper and ran to tell my mother, I'm sorry! "Mom, I shouldn't be so careless."

Careless typos can also lead to great disasters.