Funny text messages sent to girlfriends.

1, the soldier asked the company commander that it was too hot! I bought a mat and it turned into an electric blanket when I slept! Meet strangers, smile at each other and become familiar! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded. Hey, it's burnt!

Work is boring, making money is hard, but the ideal is great. If you have money, drink soybean milk and eat fried dough sticks, and want to dip in sugar. Buy two bowls of soybean milk, drink one bowl and pour the other!

Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some floods and you will flood. A broken pot has its own cover, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine!

Birds, birds, twittering. Breeze, breeze, worry. Blessing, blessing should be early. Text message, text message, just right. Friends, friends, please smile when you see this message!

5 Wu Tang clan, Shaolin faction, it is better to eat an apple pie; It is better to go to bed late than to teach the sun and the moon and Quanzhen. It is better to raise a cactus than to surrender to the swooning dragon palm; Anyway, hello everyone, I'm fine:

My greetings, that ice cream, melt in your mouth, sweet in your stomach and refreshing in your heart. May you repel the high temperature, let happiness fly, make life interesting and smile beautifully every day!

7 send you watermelon, clear and refreshing; Send you an electric fan to blow away your irritability and sweat; Send you cool oil to refresh your mind and compete for the upper reaches; Send you a cup of warm heart tea to accompany you to blossom every day!

8 look at the career line, you are on the road to success; Look at the lifeline, you will live a long and healthy life; Look at the emotional line, your peach blossom is booming. My blessing is three in one. May you be extremely happy! ：

In this big summer, the house is steaming, the bed is dry, the teppanyaki is on the luxurious mat, the barbecue is when you go out, the water is boiled when you swim, and you return to the pot at night ... you can't even think of the fire.

10 gives you 50000 yuan, 10000 yuan for health and 10000 yuan for happiness: what should I do if I step on a mine in the battle? The company commander was greatly annoyed: depend, what can I do? Pay the price for stepping on it.