Humorous jokes between lovers

Nowadays, with the development of network technology, humorous jokes are widely spread and deeply loved and sought after by everyone. What follows is a humorous joke between couples that I have carefully prepared for you. Welcome to watch!

Humorous jokes between lovers (hot articles)

1. A couple snuggled up sweetly in the park. Men can't help sneaking around when they see that women's hair is so supple. The woman said sweetly: alas! I hate it! ? The man's heart itched even more, and he stole it again. The woman said, Well, no! ? Hearing this, the man's heart was about to fly, and he touched it again. Suddenly, the woman stood up and said rudely, don't touch it! My wig is falling off! ! ! ?

One evening a few years ago, I was walking in the street when suddenly a pair of soft and warm hands covered my eyes from behind? Then a gentle voice sounded:? Guess who I am? If you guess correctly, I'll treat you to dinner. If you guess wrong, you invite me to dinner! ? I guessed a dozen, so I had to give up, but the girl was quite innocent. She smiled shyly when we parted after dinner. In fact, I am a freshman in a university, and I lost my wallet before I ventured to play this game! ? I smiled:? Aren't you afraid of meeting bad people? She:? My mother said that ugly people are generally kind.

3. Neighbors:? Why did your cat bark so much last night? Beauty:? The cat stopped barking when you bathed it? Neighbor:? Stop screaming! ? Beauty:? Then how did you wring it dry?

4. One buddy didn't know that his pants zipper was not zipped, and the other buddy didn't remind him when he saw it. He deliberately told him when there were many people, and then thought that he would die of embarrassment. He laughed at him. When he saw it, he really didn't pull it, and then he said faintly, Shit, he unzipped it again, and instantly turned the embarrassment into a show-off. The buddy looked adoring.

The farmer's sow gave birth, so he took it to the veterinary hospital. After veterinary examination, the pig was infertile, but artificial insemination could solve the problem of infertility. ? The farmer froze on the spot. After half a ring, the farmer said wryly. Yes, yes, afraid? It kicked me.

Humorous jokes between lovers (classic)

1.？ Into the bridal chamber? According to legend, in ancient times, if a male primitive valued a female primitive, he would knock her unconscious with a wooden stick and then carry her back to the cave where he lived. Is this the earliest? Into the bridal chamber? . So you got married? Get married? The word is a woman who was knocked unconscious.

2. In the physiology class, the professor is explaining the sperm structure. When the professor said that the main component of sperm is glucose, a girl stood up and asked: Why is it not sweet at all? There was silence, and the professor said calmly: Because of the feeling of the tongue, the sweet taste buds are on the tip of the tongue, not at the root of the tongue.

There is a girl named Jiao in the high school class. One day, she made a bet with her. What bet did she forget? She asked: What if I lose? Answer:? I lost. My last name is Jiao! ? The noise was so loud that the whole class burst into laughter for ten minutes.

4. In primary school, girls liked the big brother next door, and boys liked the little sister; In junior high school, girls like boys who show off in the class, and boys like little sisters; In high school, girls like seniors who can play ball, while boys like junior girls. In college, girls like trendy boys and boys like young girls; Out of society, girls like boys with cars and houses, and boys like young girls. It turns out that girls are playboys and boys are single-minded.

On the way to class today, I met our female director and handed her a banana I want to take to class. She quickly said, thank you? No, no,no. Really? Then I don't know why my brain is hot, so I say, no? You can eat! Khan ~

Humorous jokes between lovers (selected articles)

1. In the past, when I mentioned marriage, I thought of eternity. Now when it comes to marriage, I wonder how long it will last. In the past, people regarded married life as a lifetime. Modern people regard married life as a period of time. In the past, when people got married, they always wanted to get married again in their next life. Nowadays, after getting married, people always suspect that destiny takes a hand's love was made in a previous life.

2. After the rainstorm, a buddy sent a text message to the female colleague of the unit to tease: Did you get soaked last night? Soon my children and colleagues wrote back: well, it rained too hard. You were castrated yesterday!

Lao Shi and Lao Lin always tease each other every time they meet. One day, Lao Lin suddenly touched Lao Shi's bald head and said, "You are really like my wife's ass." Lao Shi smiled and touched his bald head, and then said sympathetically, "Well! Exactly the same. "

4. A buddy got cancer, and when he was dying, he called me to him and said: After I die, you must not say that I died of cancer, but that I died of AIDS? I was thinking: Why? How terrible AIDS is! ? The buddy said:? Only in this way will no one dare to hit on my wife. ?

5. Men fool around with women, but their husbands go home early. When the doorbell rang, the man was startled, but the woman said calmly, relax. ? Then she took out a bag of rubbish from the kitchen and walked to the door. Honey, take this bag of garbage out and throw it away before you go in. ? The man left safely. On his way home, he thought, What a clever woman! Walking to the door, the man rang the doorbell, and his wife opened the door and handed out a bag of garbage?