Funny phrases suitable for sending to friends

Funny short sentences suitable for sending to friends

Funny short sentences suitable for sending to friends. We are now in the age of the Internet, and our friends often communicate with each other. Joking to liven up the atmosphere, which can well maintain the friendship between friends, then, the following are funny short sentences suitable for sending to friends. Funny short sentences suitable for sending to friends 1

　1. I If you have any shortcomings, just tell me and I will enlarge them for you to see.

2. The wife and husband went shopping. The husband fell down and who didn’t.

3. If you want a sweet love, if you don’t have one, a bad one will do.

4. Please don’t call me poor. That hurts your self-esteem. Please call me price-sensitive consumer.

5. I went on a blind date today. As soon as the girl came up, she asked if she had a room. It was so funny that it had already been arranged.

6. I will always be single, proving that men are useless, but if they are handsome, sorry, I am useless.

7. My height was only 155cm last year and 175cm this year. Because I learned from your cpdd and got 10 cuckolds.

8. What type of mobile phone should I buy in order to receive messages from boys? It’s so annoying.

9. I can finally live in a more expensive house. The landlord just sent a message saying that the rent will be increased next month.

　10、对别人：喜欢就去泡，快冲，对自己：不不不不不不不不不不不不。

11. This is the Canyon of Kings, the place where I was scolded. Welcome to my world, the powerful wild king.

12. It’s okay to see that I’m unhappy, but you have to be able to beat my friend. It’s not just eating her that makes her crazy.

13. You couldn’t get up in the morning, but I just woke up at noon, and he stayed up all night until eight o’clock to say good morning. We all have a future of sudden death.

14. This is the eve of school, the day when I stay up late to catch up on my homework. Welcome to my desk, the crazy student party.

15. Open the beauty: How could Nuwa create such a peerless beauty? Open the original camera: Let me turn to which page I am in the Classic of Mountains and Seas.

16. After playing the game, tears penetrated my body. The farmer uncle put me in the vegetable market to sell. The uncles and aunties passing by all praised the delicious food.

17. I quite like making up my own life with strangers. Today, Didi’s driver asked me what I did for a living. I said that I had just come out of prison and he was silent.

18. I often wonder about two questions: 1. Why do some people with good conditions find ugly people? 2. They are also ugly, so why don’t they find me.

19. I have found a partner. Thank you for your concern. Thank you for your blessings. I will not make it public for the time being because the relationship is not yet stable. Sometimes I can’t dream.

　20. I have become mature now because I no longer watch Pleasant Goat. He can only protect the green grassland. I now like to watch Ultraman. It can protect the world.

21. What a magical function. If you send me a private message and order some milk tea, you can get the detailed address of my home. It is really magical. Come and try it, friends.

22. I can browse your Moments 100 times and read our chat history 100 times, but I just won’t chat with you because I am Ultraman and wearing gloves makes it difficult to type.

23. Bao sent you ten messages today. You replied to me with a full stop and summarized my words. You are really good at details. I like you more, my Bao.

24. In order to congratulate our friendship, I will prepare a Spring Festival Gala for you on CCTV at eight o'clock in the evening on New Year's Eve. Don't ask me how much I spent, that's not important. Friendship is priceless.

　25. The sea is really terrible. Before the Titanic went to sea, I shouted so loudly that I was hoarse and told them not to go to sea. Not only did they not listen, they even kicked me out of the cinema.

26. When someone said I was fat, I thought it was a joke. It was not until people around me said I was fat that I realized the seriousness of the problem. More and more people were joking. .

27. Today I was playing games in an Internet cafe. The cleaning lady came up to me and said: You water bottle... I said: No, you can take it away. The cleaning lady then said: No, you are quite good at this. 28. Is there still zodiac discrimination in games now? I was playing the game today and I heard a person shouting: Is there a shooter ranking? Then I said: Is it okay to be a Libra? He sent a private message You scolded me for more than three hours, what the hell?

29. One day, the CIA received a suspicious anonymous letter. When you opened it, there was a note inside: qs lHS lN It took a long time for American experts to decipher it. To succeed, you can only consult Chinese experts. The Chinese expert took one look and said: You are looking at it wrong.

30. Today a customer complained to me, saying that the food I fried was very salty. The chef smashed my pot with a hammer and asked me if salt was free. I didn’t dare to refute him. What he didn’t know was that I didn’t have much. I only put salt in when I was cooking. I missed you so much that my tears fell into the pot. Funny short sentences suitable for sending to friends 2

1. When you ignore me, I feel that you are studying hard and preparing to support me in the future.

2. Friends are like breasts, some are big and some are small, some are real and some are fake.

3. I need to gain weight so that I can have the strength to bear the pain you have given me.

4. Last night I dreamed that my partner died, and I cried very hard. After waking up, I found that I had no one, and I cried even more heartbrokenly.

5. Don’t smile at your phone at home. Your parents will think you are in love.

6. You are very good-looking, with a human-like appearance.

7. When I walked into the examination room, I collapsed and cried when I saw the papers. I didn’t take the test on anything I memorized, and I didn’t know anything on the test.

8. Toss a coin: If it’s heads, go online, if it’s tails, go to bed, and if it’s up, go do your homework.

9. I would like to underestimate myself, but my weight does not allow it.

10. When you think you are poor and short. Don't be discouraged, you still have self-awareness after all.

11. Sometimes I am as optimistic as shit, always thinking that I can shake the world.

12. Just think about it, I will be happy immediately from an old woman in the third grade of junior high school to an elementary school girl in the first grade of high school.

13. You are right, but I don’t listen.

14. Losing weight is not that easy. Every piece of meat has its own temper.

15. Regarding grades, you are a ***, always sowing trouble between my parents and me.

16. There is no love without reason in the world, and there is no hatred without reason, but there is fatness without reason.

17. My love for you is like peeing only half of the time and I can’t hold it back.

18. When I loved you, you hit me and scolded me, but I endured it. If I don’t love you anymore, try touching me again.

19. Give me a steamed bun in the cafeteria as a fulcrum, and I can tilt the earth.

20. Today’s classmates are so rude and don’t even talk to me in class.

21. There is no fate between you and me, it all depends on my appearance.

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23. Looking at a temple from a distance, we can see our alma mater from a close distance. There are more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 monks.

24. Loving you is like a special step, an extraordinary feeling.

25. There is no flying heart, only a cool heart.

26. When you feel scared at night, look under the bed. Remember, you are not alone.

27. Don’t leave, I can’t bear to leave. Could you please give me the money for the little pudding?

28. When I was a child, I was always disobedient and loved to play and cause destruction. Dad just slapped me. I forgot how many times he slapped me, but I never admitted my mistake. Later, when my dad got tired of beating me, he slapped me on the wall and asked me to hit it myself.

29. Coke is so impetuous, but it can also make people's hearts beat; beer is so frivolous, but it can also make people energetic; green tea is so light, but it can make people who love each other never change; my heart is so sincere, I can only Dedicated to those who are reading the message!

30. Don’t believe what others say bad things about your friends. If you believe it, then why are you friends?

31. Think of the following when playing with your mobile phone There is an exam next week. Pa, I slapped myself, you couldn’t even concentrate on playing on your phone.

32. When the crow lands on the pig, no one can blame him.

33. There were two reasons why my ex-girlfriend broke up with me. One was that I didn’t have much money at the time, and the other was that she guessed that I wouldn’t have much money in the future either.

34. Let’s fall in love together when we have time. If we don’t have time, I will continue to have a crush on you.

35. If one day, you choose to give up on me, I will not cry, but smile stronger.

36. I wish you were by my side when I was panicking, and slapped my face with RMB to tell me to calm down.

37. If you have nothing to do, you should go out more often, just in case a handsome guy takes it in his pocket.

38. Other people’s sixteen-year-old girls have a boy in their heart, but my sixteen-year-old girl only has magic in her heart. Funny short sentences suitable for sending to friends 3

1. If anyone dares to disturb my study in the new semester, I will play with him.

2. As long as I have your support, I will dare to cause any trouble.

3. Conscience reminders from experienced people to high school seniors: Don’t break up after graduation, the ones in college are even uglier.

4. The most courageous person is Master Kong, thousands of people follow him.

5. My mother said you can’t make friends who are neither good nor bad, so my friends are all bad.

6. Since falling in love, he has become a detective and analyst.

7. It is instinct to like big breasts, and it is true love to like flat chests.

8. Because I have ugly photos of you in my hand, you have to be friends with me for life.

9. When you are with the person you like, you will always become slutty for no reason.

10. I don’t know whether the bet on you will pay off.

11. In fact, the teacher is quite pitiful. He talked to himself on the podium alone for 45 minutes.

12. Only by taking action can you find out how stupid you are.

13. I am always ready to help you get married.

14. Please put what you have on hand first and start liking me.

15. The charm of buses is that we are willing to wait for them no matter it is windy, rainy or sunny.

16. True love is born under the destruction of harmful friends.

17. No horror movie can match the head teacher who suddenly appears from the window sill.

18. Come here, I have a love story I want to talk to you about.

19. White tofu has another name called Bai Zihua.

20. Whenever the teacher asked a question, I would lower my head and pretend to pick something up. I persisted for many years.

21. The whole world exudes the sour smell of love, but I am the only one who exudes the fragrance of being single.

22. A promise is like a fart, the smell is gone and nothing is gone.

23. Life is like a gorgeous robe covered with lice.

24. I wish you were poor and thought of me late at night.

25. It’s not me who’s convulsing, it’s the wind that’s convulsing me.

26. Never argue with a fool unless absolutely necessary.

27. Without New China, there would be no sex life.

28. We agreed to grow old together, but you secretly baked it.

29. When someone sends you a hello, you should not reply with hello. You should reply to Kugou.

30. The mind can be dirty, but the body must be healthy.

31. If mosquitoes could glow, my room would be breathtakingly beautiful.

32. Licking the lid when drinking yogurt, licking the hands when eating potato chips, and licking the bag when eating spicy strips.

33. It’s not easy to live on the earth. It’s hot and cold.

34. I don’t curse because I have strong hands-on skills.

35. You have to go to the edge of death every time to make up for your homework. This is youth.

36. If love needs to be expressed in words, how can dumb people love each other?

37. Good-looking people take photos as profile pictures, while ugly people can only be used as emoticons.

38. How can you be so arrogant even if you are a sinner?

39. When I am with you, I always want to wait for a few more red lights.

40. Please close the refrigerator door after entering the classroom. Thank you.