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Excuse me, what news is humorous to send to your lover on Valentine's Day?

Happy Chinese Valentine's Day! Let's fall in love on the day when the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet! The day of Qixi is the time for us to start again ~ I love you forever! I just want to say that you are my miracle!

You comb your hair and put on sesame oil, and wander around all day. When I see a girl, I want to get stuck. If I am not careful, I will become a blind stream. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

Send you 999 roses every day, lest you say waste; Send you 999 short messages every day, in case you miss me and get tired. Meet 999 and meet you in the afterlife, afraid that the plane ticket will be too expensive. Tanabata is here, and I finally want to say 999 I love you. I am ecstatic to hear you!

Lovely, it's Tanabata again. I don't know how many chocolates I gave you, but I saw them clearly! ! Can I send slimming tea instead this year?

It's just a little greeting, but it's a profound meaning for me! May my care bring you happiness; May every day be filled with happiness! Once, the sea was hard for water, and amber was forever. Dear, who else deserves my love except you?

Today is Tanabata. I miss you very much. Are you free to come out for dinner? See you at the usual place tonight.

This is still the day when I have to see you. Don't bother me. You are troublesome, I am more troublesome, and two people are more troublesome together. But it seems more troublesome to listen to parents' nagging at home alone on Tanabata. Alas! Waiting for you.

Not tall or handsome, the boss doesn't like it, the house hasn't been built yet, and I want to buy a car. I only love you, plus an empty wallet. If Tanabata agrees to marry me, only love is like the sea!

Love is the infatuation waiting of the cowherd and the weaver girl, a long cycle, and unswerving persistence. Love is yearning for you and me, a happy hug and a sweet language. Tanabata, the memorial day of love, loves you forever. Dear, Happy Tanabata!

When you arrive, take advantage of a bad show on Valentine's Day to send a message of creative blessing to relatives and friends to show your concern.