Funny jokes Daquan hilarious super funny 2 short jokes.

1. Original lyrics: Love when you are dead, and you will not be happy until you cry. After the transformation: no one is buried after death, and it is sad to think of being old.

2. Ka Kui Wong and Leslie Cheung * * * were both going to cross Sun Jihai, when the Ma Jingtao suddenly blew, and they fainted directly. At this time, a sister Lin fell from the sky and gave each of them a Donnie Yen, which made them feel dizzy and safe.

3. May went to the city for the first time and was squeezed into the second floor of a double-decker bus at the bus stop. She looked around and accidentally saw that there was no driver in the front part of the car. She blurted out, "Darling, the city people are cows. It's amazing to let this iron guy run by himself!"

4. There is a couple. When something happens at home, the husband always asks his wife for advice. One day his wife died, and the person in charge of his wife's funeral came to him and said, Your wife died, do you need to burn some paper money for her? The husband used to blurt out and said, this matter, you should consult with my wife.

5. Bad driving habits of pilots: The first thought when encountering a red light is to want to turn around; Don't turn left or right when you want to overtake. Right in front of the car, pull the steering wheel back as soon as you hit the throttle.

6. One day, when the ox met a snail, the ox sarcastically said, "They are all called oxen. Why is the gap between being oxen so big? ！” The snail said slowly, "That's right, we have our own house since birth, and you still live in that shack!" "

7. In 214, Qi Xin is doomed. In order to survive, everyone is strong, but you are particularly shocked, unhurried and unhurried. You twist your legs in the chair, close your eyes and have a slow tea. Everyone escapes from the light. You are a rumor, and scaring people is your pleasure and your strength. To punish you, don't sleep tonight, and ghosts will come to you. [1 questions in Chinese to sort out classic jokes for you ]

8. Recently, I have a strange head. I often get up in the middle of the night, staring at the pig shed in a daze, thinking about the reason, and finally figuring out that you were kicked by a donkey.

9. A couple just came out of the park. The woman asked: Where are we going now? The man pointed to the sun, and then they went, and gave a compliment every second! !

1. Be an open person and don't go out for a stroll if you have nothing to do. The world can't afford to be hurt, and Furong becomes a slim girl. Xifeng moved to the United States, and the model of Brother Sharp got wind. I can't afford a panda, so I'm a tough guy. You can't do it if you refuse!

11. There is also a wonderful class teacher in high school. In the evening, a student climbed over the wall and went out to surf the Internet. The class teacher checked his bed and saw that there was no one in it, so he directly slept on it. When he came back the next day and saw someone in the bed, he patted you and asked you who was lying on my bed. As soon as the class teacher lifted the quilt, he sat up and said, Are you back? Then I called my parents.

12. Let's get to know each other for a long time, and our friendship will naturally deepen. Although we have less contact, we miss more. I wish you more happiness, more happiness, more contact, and better life.

13. Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse, and everyone says Jiangnan is good. Peach blossoms and flowing water make mandarin fish fat, and human taste is pure joy. Green bamboo hat, green hemp fiber, people don't waste youth. There's no need to return to the slanting wind and drizzle, oh, let a man of spirit venture where he pleases. I wish you all the best and happiness forever.

14. Just now, I was chatting with my daughter-in-law, and I said, "This society is good, and the dog is grass." My daughter-in-law asked faintly, "Are you cursing me or yourself?"

15. itchy ears? That means I'm thinking of you! Itchy eyes? That means I want to see you! Itchy mouth? That means I want to kiss you! Itching? That means? Don't be ridiculous, you have lice, take a shower!

16. sarcastic sentence 1. as a typical failure, you are really successful. 2. I thought you were just a number between 1 and 3, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of 1 and 3. 3. I see that you are on the road of two, step by step, and you have never gone wrong.

17. My wife decided to lose weight by running in the morning on a whim! -got up early and went out, and came back in less than 5 minutes. I said you came back so soon? She said, shit, I forgot to take the shock absorber! I forgot to wear bra a when I went out, and my chest was too big to tremble! Tremble? Come back? Absolute originality

18. Several thieves went to steal a bank. At this moment, the little thief said to the big thief: Brother, our movie dream has finally come true. The big thief gave him a look and said: Idiot, who knows us when we wear masks?

19. What do you mean by this hardship in military training? You lose your skin and don't fall behind. There are a lot of military training pacesetters! Bleeding, no tears, military training students show great power! I wish military training smooth, academic success, progress in growth and progress in difficulties.

2. Send you a true feast in 221: crab: crappy, lobster: beard drop, tortoise: nonsense drop, carp: gutter drop, pork: water drop, vegetables: poisonous drop, wine: blended drop, steamed bread: colored drop, blessing: happy drop, friendship: sincere drop.