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Since I met you, you should know your position in my heart. Except you, everyone else is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different because you are. . . Two piles of shit
03, a girl holding a cat to buy eggs, to the booth to put down the cat to pick eggs, male stall owner praised the cat: your boobs are so big! The woman was angry and silent, and the male vendor said, your chest is so white! The girl is furious: If you talk nonsense again, I will crush your eggs!
There will be a meteor shower tonight. It is said to be a big pig. There will be a pig flying across the sky. Too bad I want to sleep. You'll be fine! So many people watch you fly!
05, don't be crazy with me, my eldest brother Qin Shihuang, don't pretend with me. I have a background in the CPC Central Committee. If you don't believe me, bin Laden is my uncle. If you don't accept it, your account will be changed to Hui!
06. At the moment I left, your helpless crying and heartbreaking pain behind me suddenly made me understand how much I love you. I suddenly turned around and cried and hugged you? I'm not selling this pig! ?
07. Affectionate warmth, the sound of harps and flutes around the beam, love songs in the picture, proud of the snow, the winter cold has not gone with the ice, and the good news has entered your heart. I miss you, and in every piece of music, I sing the blessings of my life.
08, a piece of Qionghua fell from the sky, Wan Li was covered with the Milky Way, and the ice also suffered from lovesickness. Freehand brushwork window grilles tearfully say that dreams are short, and one day I look forward to Haruka. Miss you, my heart will start from you and pray for every dawn.
09, Titanic launched? Ocean of love? Our love set sail with the wind. Your name is the beauty and sadness between poems; Your smile is a magnificent sunset glow on the sea; Your image is me? A love movie? The most beautiful protagonist in the movie.
10, what's the use of everything I get if I don't have you in my life? If my happiness is not shared by you, what's the point of more happiness? I can't live without you because I love you so much!
1 1, a clear snow is falling, trees are blooming in the dim light, and flowers are blooming in the Millennium dream, inviting the bright moon to dance, and lovers and beautiful people are empathetic. Miss you, just listen to your jokes and fall asleep on a snowy night.
12, the affectionate peony is warm in the winter sun, the national color is sweet and fragrant, the bud stretches with morning dew, the butterfly is attracted to send a delicate fragrance, the heaven and the earth sing softly, and the cheeks are blushing. Miss you, is the peony song, playing in my heart.
13, the yellow stars are idle, and the lilies in my heart add new green. Although the cold wind is still cold, pistil and rhizome are interdependent, and Chun Xue is everywhere, and flowers can't leave the stems and leaves. Miss you, that is, a hundred years of blooming night, you never leave.
14, it is said that behind every successful man, there is a great woman. Husband, although I am not a very successful person, you are a great woman in my heart. I love you in a thousand words, gathered into a short message to represent my heart.
15, there is no desert in the world. Every time I miss you, God sprinkles a grain of sand, and there is Sahara from now on. Do you know how much I miss you?
16, I don't envy Yulu, the golden phoenix who comes once a year, and I don't want to be a branch of Where Are You Going? I just want to be with you day and night, year after year!
17, life is dull, with the embellishment of Tanabata; Ordinary days have beautiful people's thoughts. Love and righteousness go hand in hand, and don't waste this life.
18, in the long life, I found you, you gave me the confidence to survive, and you made my life no longer dull. I love you! ! ! !
19, don't you really feel how important you are to me? My love doesn't need to be eternal.
I don't want to say what Tanabata can give you, but what I give you is my endless thoughts for 24 hours today.
2 1, it's you! It is you! A skylight opened in the dark heart, and I got love. Meet at the Magpie Bridge on July 7th, and our love will last forever!
22, dear! Think of me when you are tired from work! Lean on me when you are bored! Hug me when you are sleepy! Kiss me when you are happy! !
23. The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl recall Tanabata, and the mountains and rivers are thousands of miles apart; I am not with my lover, so I hope to cherish my body for me!
24, don't lean on the fence alone, thousands of miles away, it is easier to see when it is difficult. Running water is gone, and spring is gone. Do you still miss me?
25. I heard about Tanabata for the first time! I wonder what the first Valentine's Day in China will be like! ! ! ! Think about it! Tell me now!
26. Your deep concern is my long-term expectation. Every bleak green leaf is telling you the tenderness in my heart.
27. Now, now, the mountains and rivers are looking for bosom friends, and the sun and the moon show my heart. You ponder, I ponder, especially in winter, I miss my son day and night.
28, things change, you are the only one in my life that will never change! Loving you is the most beautiful contribution in my life and my choice without regrets!
29. Now, now, the mountains and rivers are looking for bosom friends, and the sun and the moon show my heart. You ponder, I ponder, especially in winter, I miss my son day and night.
30. Things have changed. You are the only one in my life that will never change! Loving you is the most beautiful contribution in my life and my choice without regrets!
3 1, Tanabata, Tanabata, my moment; Weaver girl, Weaver girl, my beloved wife; Heaven and earth, gathering for thousands of years; Alas, I love my wife.
32. If the stars can read the heart at the moment, if the moon can understand the wishes at the moment, all shall be well, jack shall have Jill!
33, destiny takes a hand this life, forever? ! Remember our promise, no cheating, whoever cheats is a puppy! :) ha! Ha! Ha!
34. I am Dong Lang and you are a fairy. May every day be Tanabata and be together every year. This moment is priceless. May we face each other day and night and never part!
35.happy valentine's day! May our love be deeper than the cowherd and the weaver girl, but not like their lovesickness. The pain of lovesickness is so miserable!
36. I like to see your bright smile like spring flowers, and I like to see your elegant and quiet figure. Did you have a good holiday? Think of me!
37. You are so beautiful. You have mouse eyes and a pig's arched mouth. When you talk, you throw up, just like the water in the toilet. Happy Valentine's Day!
38, you drag, you drag, you are a pig eight quit reborn, except for a piece of meat, the rest did not bring, no one buried when you died. Happy Valentine's Day!
39. Night, Tanabata, Queqiao Club, crescent moon like a hook, there are many homesickness. I hope that at this moment, the autumn waters will be searched together and a thousand words will stop. . . . . .
40. Write a card to the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl and let it fly in the sky! Write the words in your heart and mine, and meet each other happily forever!
4 1. Let the sunshine warm you and the moonlight moisten you. Although we can't meet each other, the bright galaxy is full of my vows of love for you.
42. If there is a magpie bridge. I will accompany you to the end of the bridge, and then I will tear it down and never let you go again. Would you like to?
I tell you, first, I love you, second, I still love you, and third, I still love you. Happy Valentine's Day!
44. You didn't send me roses on February 14, and you didn't send me blessings on July 7, but I only love you! Happy Valentine's Day!
45. Happy Tanabata! May our love be deeper than the cowherd and the weaver girl, but not like their lovesickness. The pain of lovesickness is so miserable!
46, don't lean on the fence alone, thousands of miles away, it is easier to see when it is difficult. Running water is gone, and spring is gone. Do you miss me?
47. All the birds on Swan Lake have flown away, so it is meaningless to walk in pairs. These two trees are not connected to the forest, so if you don't want to fly first. (I miss you very much)
48. I am a beautiful meteor beside the magpie bridge. Just for a response from your true love, I've been waiting for you for a long time and don't want to leave.
49. Who says I haven't seen you for a day like Sanqiu? It feels like thousands of years, baby. I miss you so much!
50, happy! Happy! This is my wish! Comfortable! Soft! This is my blessing! Your happiness! It is my happiness! My love for you will never change.
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