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How to chase the boy you like?

Lesson 1

To chase a boy, of course, you must first know the boy’s mobile phone number, and secondly, you must have that intention towards her.

Send a text message: I had a great time chatting with you last time. Can I invite you out to chat again?

Note: If the boy agrees, you need to put some thought into the location you are looking for. It can be a relatively quiet bar, and don’t go to a restaurant for the time being.

Lesson 2

After going home from a date, don’t forget to send a text message: It was a pleasure chatting with you, and I look forward to seeing you again. I wish you the best. Good night to you!

Let him know that you are a caring person. The next day, you can also send him a funny text message. For example:

1. On the giant panda’s birthday, someone asked it what it wished for? The giant panda said: I have only two wishes in my life. One is to find a Chinese medicine doctor to remove the dark circles under my eyes, and the other is that I want to take a color photo.

2. I am from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and you are from Zhoukou, Beijing; I hold your hairy hand and bite it gently. Love makes us walk upright.

Let him know that you are a humorous person.

Note: Never post pornographic jokes!

Lesson 3

Although boys are reserved on the outside, they are also vain. You can usually send text messages like this:

1. I saw you dressed very well today. Extraordinary and very comfortable.

2. My eyes are about to fall when I see you dressed very comfortably today.

Don’t be stingy in describing your beauty, be as beautiful as you want.

Lesson 4

After a period of contact, you have become familiar with it, and it’s time for you to offer your treasure. Use your text messages to impress the boy you like.

1. (Hint) If there is an afterlife, let us be little mice, fall in love stupidly, live in a daze, cuddle up innocently, and be together stupidly.

2. (Warm reminder) Are you busy? It's okay, I just want to tell you in a way that doesn't disturb you, that I'm thinking of you. I hope that when you receive my text message, you will have a smile on your lips, letting the friends around you know that you are happy.

3. (Ask her to answer the question) Do you know what I am doing? Give you five choices: A. I miss you; B. I miss you very much; C. I miss you very much; D. I can’t miss you; E. All of the above.

4. (Send weather forecast) Tomorrow the minimum temperature will be 1 degree and the maximum temperature will be 10 degrees. XX asked me to tell you: caring about the weather means caring about you. Don’t forget to add an extra piece of clothing (XX, that’s yourself).

Lesson 5

The advantage of texting is that you can say things that you usually dare not say in person, even if it hurts to death. Boys sometimes like to talk sweetly and like others to care. of. But you should pay attention to the following things:

1. Quantity is more important than quantity. Boys probably don’t like his mother-in-law’s girls. Do you find it annoying to have them around you all day long?

2. Stop sending text messages copied from the Internet and use your own thinking.

3. Occasionally it rains for three days and the net is exposed for two days, playing hard to get. After a round of text message bombardment, and suddenly not sending a text message for a day or two, when your text messages become a part of a boy's life, he will wonder why he didn't send me a text message today? When he takes the initiative to send you a text message, no matter what he says, you are already halfway to success.

4. After giving you enough text messages to care for you, the first text message a boy sends you is often to complain, such as I’m bored to death, I’m about to collapse, I’m depressed, etc., hehe. , what are you waiting for? Boys need it most and can easily pursue success. Encourage him quickly: In fact, the sky is very blue, and the clouds will always disperse. In fact, the sea is not wide, and this shore is connected to the other shore. In fact, tears are also sweet. When your wish comes true, in fact, I I want you to be happy every day. After texting, call him again. This is a must.