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Creative SMS of Dragon Boat Festival
2, holding zongzi, thinking of Li Sao, the dragon boat actually passed, go forward! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!
Although in good health, Qu Yuan said: Only by exercising more and playing less mahjong can we eat more zongzi and be healthy every day.
4, racing for thousands of years is deeply sad, and the loyal soul can return once it goes. The country died today, leaving only Li Sao in the world.
5. Good news: On the Dragon Boat Festival, users with the first two mobile phone numbers of 13 can get zongzi for free at street stalls. Of course, they should put on scald cream in advance to avoid being splashed by the stall owner's boiling water.
6. Zongzi should be thrown into the sea, because your mind is as broad as the sea. Don't forget to throw yourself a zongzi! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!
7. Hold high the red flag and fly out of the deep willows. The drums hit the spring thunder, straight through the smoke, and returned far away. Cheers shook the earth and scared away the fighting spirit of ten thousand people. Jinxiu Building West won the first place in the championship.
8. Dragon Boat Festival is here. Hang sachets and eat zongzi. Every household is really lively!
9. Dragon Boat Festival is a silhouette of a distant mountain in the sunset, and you are still in my canvas; It's just that I'm afraid that today will fly over tomorrow, and all the details of yesterday have been fragmented. ...
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1 1. Long ago, after being laid off, Mr. Qu Yuan invented zongzi, but it not only didn't sell well, but was also exploited by local ruffians, disheartened and finally went to Guangdong to jump into the sea.
12, take off your coat, you are white and tender, with a faint fragrance, lick and bite, and my heart will fly to the clouds, ah, Zongzi, my favorite!
13, secret: wrap the mobile phone with zongzi leaves and put it in the pot for 60 minutes, the battery life of the mobile phone will double, the signal will be enhanced, and you can smell the fragrance of zongzi when you call.
14, I bought you zongzi and sent you a text message, but the thief took your mobile phone, dear, let's jump into the river together!
15, Zongzi is delicious, but be careful; Food processing makes people vomit; It depends on proving that Qu Yuan was poisoned in this way!
16, Mom: You used to make me eat zongzi. Now, the child is not with his mother. I will weave a virtual zongzi for you by SMS, and pray for the safety of the old parents in the world!
17, turn off your cell phone, close your eyes slowly, miss me, miss Zongzi, and you will find that I am as cute as Zongzi.
18, Artemisia argyi danced in front of the high gate to ward off evil spirits and prevent five poisons, and happily celebrated the Dragon Boat Festival.
19, I'm Zongye, you are wrapped in rice layer by layer, you are a tooth, I am a sweet rice, and the rice in Zongzi represents how much I miss you. Remember to send me a message or Zongzi will choke you! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!
20. Send a sachet with a purse, wrap a few kilograms of zongzi, ask someone to pick mugwort leaves in the mountains, buy a bottle of realgar wine on the street, and give it to you with a little care. Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!
2 1. If there is an afterlife, I will hold you in my arms every year today and sincerely wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!
22. Don't use words to express it, just use reality to have it. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival. -Come to my house to eat zongzi:) String 4
23. Where there is separation, there is reunion. The longer we are apart, the closer we become. I want to tell you that I miss you very much this Dragon Boat Festival.
24. A heart hangs on you, a love is blessing you, and a true feeling is waiting for your response. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!
25. When the Dragon Boat Festival arrives, don't forget to hang mugwort leaves and Zhong Kui, drink yellow wine and wear sachets. Of course, the most important thing is to eat more palm seed, hehe!
26, Qianshan's "Brown" is love, Qu Yuan said thank you, watching the dragon boat on the Dragon Boat Festival, there is no distance to maintain family ties.
27. Dragon Boat Festival on the fifth day of May; Realgar shochu calamus sword; The triangular palm is wrapped in glutinous rice, and colorful sachets are hung on the chest. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!
28. Qu Shi is dead, and people are sad. Why not slander, but want to be a dragon? Hate before death, not after death. Yuan Xiang Bi Tan Shui wants to see the striker.
29. The wind and rain are finally in the sun, and Miluo has nowhere to hang. Liu Hua should laugh at each other and wake up alone without wine.
30, a total of scary dragon water countercurrent, I do not know that it was originally a Mulan boat. Yun Qi hunted Han Qing, thunder and drums were loud, and Yin Biliu. Qu Zi's ghost died in ancient times, and the legacy of Chu Township has survived to this day. In his spare time, Jiang Ting talked loudly, got drunk and was cynical.
3 1, writing a cup of calamus and bamboo leaves alone, Pengcheng Cao Fang retired for the first time. I know Qu Yuan doesn't like Oujiang River, so why should the people pay tribute to Qu Yuan on such a luxurious Dragon Boat Festival?
32. In May, the water keeps flowing and the clouds remain the same. It's hard to find money, some people are gorgeous, and there are several astro boys traveling. Pearl curtain pillow, lotus pond, harpsichord, kite, boat. I plan to peek at the foot of the temple in Longjia and pity the head of Haixi in Jiangbei.
32, send you a zongzi, content: 100% pure concern; Ingredients: sweetness+happiness+happiness+tolerance+loyalty = happiness; Shelf life: life; Preservation method: cherish. String 3
33. Two thousand years ago, by the Miluo River, Qu Yuan was speechless and asked heaven again. On the fifth day of May, in the Yuanyang River, flying boats chased the stream and sacrificed zongzi realgar wine to heaven. Holding mugwort leaves, I send you a sachet hanging: Happy Dragon Boat Festival, may you have peace all your life!
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