Hold your hand for all eternity! How to write a confession sentence about April Fools' Day?

Chapter 1

1. I feel that after knowing you for so long, you are special, extreme, very, rare, and unique. Different kind of stupid, and very stupid, so stupid that I don’t even know that I like you...

2. Sorry! I accidentally sent "I like you" to your mobile phone. If you accept it, please Keep it; if you don’t accept it, please send it back to me

3. I had a dream last night: God told me that I am destined to be lonely in this life. There is only one way to crack it: send a text message to ten fools. I cried at that time: God, I only know you, I am finished.

4. Let me tell you a shocking secret. . . . It turns out that Conan is Kudo Shinichi~~~Also~~~It turns out that the kite can fly because it is held by a string~~~It turns out that I have been secretly in love with you for a long time. . . .

5. A: I have been hiding something from you B: What? A: I...I seem to have fallen in love with you...

6. I miss you during the day and miss you at night I miss you when I eat, dream about you when I sleep, I can’t go out every day, I can’t sleep at night, I’m suffering a lot, and a thousand words turn into one sentence: When will I get you... the 5 million grand prize! Happy April Fool’s Day!

7. I feel that I have known you for so long. You are special, extremely, very, rare, and unusually stupid, and you are so cute. Hehe, don’t be angry! Happy April Fools’ Day!

8. It is absurd to encourage others to encourage others, and it is foolhardy to cover one's ears and steal the bell. Borrowing arrows from a straw boat is a clever plan, but burning the cauldron and sinking the boat is a decisive battle. Romance is romantic, and sacrificing one's life for righteousness is dedication. If you continue reading, you are a fool! Happy April Fools' Day!

9. This girl is domineering and brings trouble to all parties. When I develop my skills, have a successful career, and be able to repay my parents, I will definitely give up my life. Capture him alive and take him to the Civil Affairs Bureau to face the law! Happy April Fool's Day!

10. If I were a judge, I would sentence you to life imprisonment. Imprisoned in—my heart. Happy April Fool's Day!

11. My feelings for you are a simple natural index. You can differentiate it as many times as you want, and it will remain the same... If you like, you can also add points, but it will be more. A constant comes, and that constant equals—I love you.

12. Let the stars turn into my eyes and watch over you all night long; let the breeze turn into my smile and soothe your beating heart; let all the beautiful things turn into my blessings. I will always be with you, forever!

13. My feelings for you are a simple natural index. You can differentiate it as many times as you want, and what remains unchanged will always remain the same... If you like, you can also accumulate points, but There will be one more constant, and that constant is equal to - I love you.

14. I am a lonely tree, standing by the roadside for thousands of years, waiting lonely, just so that one day when you walk by me, I will fall for you and I will not be able to crush you. Even if you live in vain. Happy April Fool's Day!

15. I have always wanted to say three words to you, but you know its weight. I'm afraid that once I say it, we won't even be friends. But I couldn't control my emotions and mustered up the courage to say to you: You are a pig. Happy April Fool's Day!

16. The first time I saw you, I was deeply attracted to you. I had an urge to take you home. I longed to hold you to sleep every night and wake up in the morning. I can see you next to me... pillow!

17. The first time I saw you, I was deeply attracted to you! Your lovely face, and your elegant posture on the sofa Your sitting posture makes my heart beat wildly! Especially your lazy voice when you speak: Meow...

18. When our hair turns white, our teeth become loose, our eyes become blurred, and our skin wrinkles, Can we still keep in touch? Let me tell you, even if my memory is blurred, I will definitely remember you as an idiot.

19. My dear, when I "scan" you, my love "program" will be "activated". Others say that we are very "compatible" and are "hyperlinks", especially when we meet. In those few days, my relationship quickly "upgraded"! Happy April Fool's Day!

20. If God asked me to make three wishes, the first one would be to be with you in this life, and the second one would be I will be with you again and again, and the third one will be with you forever and ever. Happy April Fool's Day!

Chapter 2

1. I was once confused, but it was you who held my hand to get me out of the predicament and let me know that loving someone is what it is. What a wonderful thing, let me use this life as a reward to stay by your side and hold hands until you grow old. Happy April Fool's Day!

2. I miss you so much just to wait for you to appear; I use up my time just to fall in love with you; I rack my brains to write my love for you. In love or not? At this moment, I am waiting for your call back! Happy April Fools' Day!

3. Gentle women are gold, beautiful women are diamonds, smart women are treasures, and cute women are famous paintings. According to my research: you should be a treasure in the world, filled with gold, diamonds and famous paintings. Happy April Fool's Day!

4. You are my memory, you are the quatrain of my poem, you are the sweetness I want, you are the temper I enjoy, and you are the miracle I want for Valentine's Day. , you are the precious memory at the end of my life. Happy April Fool's Day!

5. I hope you are my sun, no, you are my flashlight. Because the sun shines on all men. And I just want you to look after me. Happy April Fool's Day!

6. Today is April Fool's Day. I think it's time to confess to you. No matter where you are today, as long as you look up to the sky and smile and shout "I am a beauty" three times, I will will appear in front of you. There was once a sincere love, but I didn't cherish it. I only regretted it when I lost it. If I could come back again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose a time to confess your love, I hope it is: April Fool's Day!

7. There is something you may not have noticed. The toothbrush you gave me has become a gift to me, and I get great benefits every time I use it. Great satisfaction, I will use it forever unless you give me another one. Happy April Fool's Day!

8. The reason why you feel the sunshine is warm is because you are bathing in it; the reason why you feel the scenery is beautiful is because you are walking in the scenery. No matter how important others are, they can only be in my eyes, but you are the only one I will always treasure in my heart. Happy April Fool's Day!

9. Loving you for ten thousand years is an exaggeration; loving you for five thousand years is hopeless; loving you for a thousand years is absurd; loving you for a hundred years is too long; loving you for 70 years continuously Year, as long as I am healthy, this is my strong point! Happy April Fool's Day!

10. First couplet: The wind is blowing, the rain is falling, I am waiting for your call back. Second line: Live for you, die for you, wait for you all my life. Hengpi: Sent to the wrong person. Happy April Fool's Day!

11. A touch of longing, a touch of affection, I haven't missed you so well for a long time. When I face you, I open my mouth, but when I don't, I always miss you in my heart! I hope that this special season and special day will send you my special and warm words: Happy April Fools' Day!

12. I will pray to Buddha every day for a long-lasting blooming rose, and wait until nine hundred and ninety-nine. When the flowers bloom, I give them to you together and say emotionally: Baby, I don’t believe that the bees I attracted won’t sting you! Happy April Fool’s Day!

13. I am a lonely tree. For thousands of years, I am a lonely tree. Standing on the side of the road, waiting lonely, just because one day when you pass by me, I will fall for you. If I can't smash you, my life will be in vain. Happy April Fool's Day!

14. There was a true love, but I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it only when I lost it. If I could come back again, I would say: I love you. If I had to choose a time to express my love, I hope it would be: April Fool's Day!

15. A day when it is difficult to distinguish between true and false, vulgar roses and disgusting love words, kneeling on one knee in a crowded square, saying I love you .

My dear, forgive me for using the stupidest and stupidest methods. I wish you a happy holiday!

16. God said to me in my dream last night: This April Fool’s Day, you just need to send a text message to Your stupidest friend, wish him a happy holiday and he will be a hundred times smarter. I thought about it, so I’ll send it to you, because you were so stupid before that you couldn’t even reply to my text message!

17. I had a dream last night: God told me that I This life is destined to be lonely. There is only one way to crack it: send a text message to ten fools. I cried at that time: God, I only know you, I am finished.

18. On days when it’s hard to distinguish between true and false, with vulgar roses and disgusting love words, I kneel down on one knee in a crowded square and say I love you. Dear, forgive me for using the stupidest and stupidest methods. I wish you a happy holiday!

19. I once had a sincere love, but I didn’t cherish it. I would regret it if I lost it. If I could Next time, I will say: I love you. If I had to choose a time to confess my love, I hope it would be: Happy April Fool's Day!

20. I have pressed your tender body against my naked body many times, with your gentle touch and irregular movements. Let me enjoy bursts of pleasure, and while I am enjoying it, you are gradually losing weight, alas, poor soap!

21. April Fool’s Day will be here in a few days, and here is a reminder that you must Be careful! Don’t worry, I won’t play tricks on you. How could I embarrass you, such a cute little pig?

22. Erguotou is one and a half pounds old, and his love scene is two years old. A veteran, he was eating, drinking, gambling, and smoking at the age of three, cheating, kidnapping, and stealing at the age of four. This person is promising at a young age. When he grows up, he has a low IQ. He knows that this person is you, but he still insists on seeing it to the end. Admire! Admire!

23. A drop of water is small in the ocean, but great in the desert; a red-crowned crane is small among the cranes, but great among the chickens; you are small among the crowd, but great in the pig pen!

24. Pig hunting notice: I lost a purebred white pig. Characteristics: Smart, considerate, carrying a mobile phone and checking text messages. After reading the message, the pig will reply to the owner quickly! The owner misses you so much now!

25. I have something Please, can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? Please don’t tell anyone about this. I didn’t want to trouble you, but I really can’t find anyone I trust. I’m Sada Mu! Happy April Fool's Day!

Chapter 3

1. I have always wanted to say three words to you, but you know its weight. I'm afraid Once we say it, we won't even be friends. But I couldn't control my emotions and mustered up the courage to say to you: You are a pig. Happy April Fool's Day!

2. I am a lonely tree, standing by the roadside for thousands of years, waiting lonely, just so that one day when you walk by me, I will fall for you. If you can't smash it, your life will be in vain. Happy April Fool's Day!

3. Every day I pray to the Buddha for a rose that will bloom for a long time. When there are nine hundred and ninety-nine roses, I will give them to you and say emotionally: Baby, I will If you don’t believe it, the bees you attract will not sting you! Happy April Fool’s Day!

4. I feel that after knowing you for so long, you are a special, extreme, very, rare, and uniquely stupid person. And you are so stupid that you don’t even know that I like you...

5. I almost forgot what day it is today. If I hadn’t thought of you, I wouldn’t have noticed it.

Days pass day by day, today is your good day, you must not forget, today is your holiday, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

6. At night, I was naked and desperately looking for you, I really can't live without you, only you can make me feel comfortable. At this important moment, where are you? I shouted out in desperation: Mom, no soap!

7. Born I must be useful, but I can’t understand it! One day the emperor asked me in a dream, and after getting up at eight o’clock tomorrow morning, I will understand after eating the cake (you will be surprised if you try reading the third word of each sentence)

8. Who said you can’t express your love on April Fool’s Day? While you are having fun with each other, you might be able to make the lie come true if you are willing. I am here to provide you with some April Fool’s Day confession messages. Everyone should use their subjective initiative, boldly process and create, and strive for On the occasion of April Fool's Day, "Some fools will eventually get married" O(∩_∩)O~

9. God saw you were thirsty, so he created water; God saw you were hungry, so he created water. Lemi; God saw that you didn’t have any lovely friends, so he created me; at the same time, God discovered that there are no fools in this world, so he created you by the way.

10. If a star falls and hits you on the head tonight, please don’t worry. This is a gift I asked the fairy brother to give you. From now on, you will... live a carefree life. Happy life, because you are stupid. Happy April Fool's Day!

11. Your influence is so widespread, so huge, and so far-reaching! So much so that today I can't do anything except tease you... Happy April Fool's Day!

12. During that encounter, my two eyes never left your side. I was lucky enough to be your confidant in my third life. I missed you 4 or 5 times, and my tears of lovesickness turned into a river, floating 70s. 8 fallen memories and 99 excited hearts, say 10 words, it’s April Fool’s Day today

13. Today is April Fool’s Day, I think it’s time to confess to you, no matter where you are today, as long as you look up to the sky Smile, shout "I am a beauty" three times, and I will appear in front of you. There was once a sincere love, but I didn't cherish it. I only regretted it when I lost it. If I could come back again, I would say: I love you. If I have to choose a time to express my love, I hope it is: April Fool's Day!

14. This girl is domineering and brings trouble to all parties. When I develop my skills, have a successful career, and be able to repay my parents, I will definitely risk my life to capture her alive. Take him to the Civil Affairs Bureau to face the law! Happy April Fool's Day!

15. Posting nonsense will cost phone bills, and replying nonsense will evaporate. If you spend phone money to post nonsense, you will regret it. Spending phone money to reply nonsense will waste money. Posting nonsense will be reposted. It's all nonsense! I don't believe that this 1 cent won't make you dizzy.

16. My feelings for you are a simple natural index. You can differentiate it as many times as you want, and it will remain unchanged... If you like, you can also integrate it, but there will be one more constant. And that constant equals—I love you.

17. Sorry! I accidentally sent "I like you" to your mobile phone. If you accept it, please keep it; if you don't accept it, please send it back to me. Happy April Fool's Day!

18. The melon at the foot of the East Mountain is called winter melon, the melon by the West Lake is called watermelon, the melon outside Nantianmen is called pumpkin, what about the melon in the sand beside Lake Ness? Stupid, "Nessie Sand" "Melon"! Haha, just kidding, how are you?

19. When I was poor, you were by my side; when I was sick and injured, you were by my side; When I was unlucky in love, you were the one by my side... I am so unlucky to be with you.

20. Faint longing, shallow affection, I haven’t missed you so well for a long time. When I face you, I open my mouth, but sometimes I always miss you very much! I hope this special one On this special day of the season, I send you my special and warm words: Happy April Fools' Day!

Chapter 4

1. After eating the Family Bucket, we are one family People.

2. Baby! Build a siege! Surround me! I don't want to continue drifting!

3. For future happiness, don’t be afraid of eating vegetables, swallowing chaff, being famous or getting strong.

4. You already look like this. If you don’t marry me, I’m really sorry for your face.

5. I will also be angry with you, shouting at you angrily, I really fucking like you.

6. You said that no matter how lively it is, we will eventually have to separate, so I have spent my whole life watching it with you.

7. Although I am naturally timid, my dear, I will be extremely cowardly when I see you.

8. If I don’t propose to you, I will regret it for the rest of my life, because you are the only one for me.

9. Use my lips to touch your mouth. The lingering feeling and intoxication made the donkey cry with jealousy.

10. I am strong, you are gentle, we are a pair. I'm smart, you're beautiful, and we're made for each other.

11. I used to write stories with pencils, but now that I have met you, I erase everything and pick up a pen.

12. If I were a judge, I would sentence you to life imprisonment. Imprisoned in—my heart.

13. The love is deep and the words are lingering. I love you without having to say it outright; it is raining and people are in love. If you understand, call me soon.

14. I don’t know why humans have to get married? Why don't we study it together and let's combine legally!

15. I love you! If you love me, then accept these three words. If you don't love me, please return these three words to me!

16. You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your plush hand! love! Let's walk upright!

17. Thirty-three days, three hours and three minutes after I met you, I checked Douban again, but this time, I didn’t say that I fell in love with you.

18. I couldn’t sleep because I missed you last night, so I lay in bed and counted sheep. I kept counting until the number of the year, month, and day you were born adds up, and then I dared to fall asleep.

19. I want to use myself as collateral to loan out your love, and then repay you with my life's love as interest. Is it possible? Please approve!

20. My family raises a sow and a group of pig babies. If you are willing to live in my house, I will sell the sow and live with you wholeheartedly.

Chapter 5

1. First, let us start by destroying the dynasty, and then we create and raise nightmare children who can become our mortal enemies. .

2. I will never look at anyone of the opposite sex for more than three seconds, and I will find their flaws within two seconds and tell you your excellence within one second.

3. Since you have lived in my heart for several years without paying rent, and since I spent time with you in my dreams and lacked sleep, my dear, you might as well just agree to be my girlfriend!

4. Snowflakes are floating in the blue sky, and the beautiful leather shoes are leaking from the feet. The acquaintance between you and me is a myth. Please call me back gently!

5. I once wanted to turn off the power of the moon in the sky, but then you packed your luggage and said you would go to a distant place to help me do it. Sure enough, the moon never shined again after you left.

6. No matter where you fly, I will follow you; no matter where you escape, I will chase you. Then beat you to death - a dead fly.

7. What is romance? Knowing that she doesn’t love you, you still give her 99 roses. What is waste, knowing that she loves you but giving her 99 roses.

8. Every time you look at me affectionately, I want to push my nose into my face, and then insert a sign next to your eyes that says No Swimming.

9. You are crazy and I am stupid. Half of them are half-hearted. Without you, I will not be crazy. Without you, I will no longer be stupid. I will be where you are. If you want to die, I will be there. Two less.

10. You are a little smart, I am a little silly, you are a little delicate, I am a little rustic, you are a little fragrant, I am a little drunk, if you are angry, I will not be angry.

11. Looking for a girlfriend: The personality is the same as you, the appearance is the same as you, the appearance is exactly the same as you, the cuteness is as cute as you, I feel exactly like you!

12. Eating together is called sharing a meal, going home together is called carpooling, and housing together is called sharing rent. You leave the rest of your life to me and live together from now on. This is called desperately.

13. Oops, there have been heavy rains recently, frequent earthquakes, and constant disasters in all directions... Hey, let's pray to the sky together, and the prayer is - I love you!

14. Do you know why I like you? The face of a baby is playful, the body of a panda is naive, the ears with windy ears are good luck, and the steps are swaying and funny. You are the best match for watching the exhibition.

15. Your hesitation period has passed, don’t be half-hearted! From today on, only gentleness and consideration are allowed, no tyranny is allowed; only love is allowed, no hatred is allowed; only laughter is allowed, no crying is allowed.

16. I was shopping and passed by the Civil Affairs Bureau two days ago. I saw a lot of people there. When I asked about it, I heard that it is very cheap to get married now, so I thought of you. Come on, let’s get married too. I invite you!

17. Congratulations on being admitted to the uncultured class of the barbaric department of the American University. Please bring your dementia, strange and complicated diseases to the American Big Shit on the Titanic Road on the 9th Street. Museum report.

18. I heard that you are moving? The address is No. 520, Xiangai Road, Love City. The landlord is me who loves you the most, the rent is your love, and the lease term is for life. Congratulations!

19. Sorry! I accidentally sent "I like you" to your mobile phone. If you accept it, please keep it; if you don't accept it, please send it back to me. Happy April Fool's Day!

20. In fact, I already regard you as my girlfriend in my heart, but I will respect your thoughts. When do you think I can be your boyfriend, please let me know.