The most classic hurtful sentences

You are so naturally inspiring! Do you know the most classic hurtful sentences? Below are some of the most classic hurtful sentences I have prepared for you. You are welcome to read them. I hope you like them. The most classic hurtful sentences (selected articles)

1. One person scolds another person:? I really want to spit shit in your face!?

< p> 2. I remember the time when a buddy in our dormitory snatched other people's buns to eat. While eating, he said: This stuff is only good for stuffing the butt!

3. A girl in our dormitory played with another girl. Bangs: Look at this mess, it looks like a dog's paws have gone through it!

4. Someone in the dormitory drank someone else's boiled water and jumped up because it was so hot. He even yelled: Damn, it's so hot that it's even a pig. I can't stand it

5. A junior high school classmate of mine liked to touch other people's heads. One day he touched people's heads and said, "The head is quite round." The classmate got annoyed and pulled his hand and said, "Don't do it here." Am I kidding?

6. There is a classmate in my class who often writes typos. He once wrote an article and one of the paragraphs is as follows: Today I saw a pile of cow shit on the road. Ah, I ate a lot. Jin (shocked). Later, the teacher commented: It doesn’t matter if no one stops you from eating everything

7. I was the life committee member of my class in high school, and I often managed the meal queue. Once I encountered a very arrogant person. This guy, since I was new here and didn’t know how good he was, so I grabbed him and told him that he had to wait in line for food. Unexpectedly, the guy’s face turned upside down. Hey!! Are you going to pull a J8? , everyone who was eating spurted their food out of their mouths

8. In the girls' dormitory, a roommate was looking in the mirror, and suddenly turned around and asked us: "Is my chest hair beautiful?" Silently, I later realized that what she was asking was whether my eyebrows were fierce or not (a funny curse word)

9. When I went to the countryside to play during the Chinese New Year, a man just came back from going to the latrine (it was like a vat) ), while tying his trousers, he said: The latrine is full and needs to be cleaned. I just splashed it on my face. ?Everyone looked at him and laughed after hearing this, and he woke up (splashed on his butt).

10. In the cafeteria, students were queuing up to get food. There was a boy standing behind a girl. Because it was too crowded, the boy would inevitably lean on the girl. The girl thought the boy was eating her, so she turned around and scolded: ?You squeeze a J8? The boy was surprised when he heard this, and then quietly replied: ?One. ?

11. A father and son had a quarrel. The son said to his father: "Your father is a bastard!" The father quickly retorted: "Your father is a bastard!"

12. The performance required the man to say something to the woman: "I know you have two hemorrhoids on your breasts." The man couldn't say it, so he changed his lines specially for him: "You have two hemorrhoids on your breasts?" During the performance, the man was so nervous that he actually said: "I know you have two breasts on your chest?"

13. A man was not satisfied with his haircut. He said to the barber: You See what kind of hanging head you have. The barber said embarrassedly: I will fix it for you. This person said: Repair--fix--fix your motherfucking

14. A few days ago, my colleague went to the infirmary to see a doctor, but she didn’t get better after several times. Then she said to me angrily:? I don’t know what the doctor used to treat. The most classic hurtful sentences (popular articles)

1. Either your brain is not good, or you are missing a thread; your heart is quite healthy, but you are missing a heart. Eyes.

2. Don’t you think you have reached the state of being invincible and shameless?

3. The other day I saw you, holding on to a telephone pole and holding an explosive Head shape, dancing with excitement, face flushed. When asked what made you so happy, your lips trembled for a long time before you managed to squeeze out a sentence: I was shocked!

4. You didn’t know that your mother was outraged by the world for giving birth to you.

5. What a beautiful uncle!

6. Look at your teeth, do you and the dog have the same ancestor?

7. Scolding Me? You are in that industry. If you have done too much, everyone you see will be an imaginary enemy to steal your business, right?

8. If you are uncultured, you must at least have someone to talk to. If you don’t even count as a person, who else can you say? What a word!

9. Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, bright in color and far apart.

10. When you were born, were you thrown up three times and only caught twice?

11. You don’t want face given to you. How shameless are you? , I said that when I treat you as a human being, can you try to be as humane as possible?

12. I blame myself for my lack of eyesight and treat you as a human being. If I had known better, I would have bought a dog leash and put it around your neck. .

13. After so many years, I finally see the difference between you and a dog! You look a bit human!

14. It’s not that the road is uneven, it’s you no.

15. When you say someone else is ugly, first find a mirror and wash your face, and then see if the bean wrinkles on your face are laughing at you.

16. Your advantages are countless. You danced on cow dung, played tricks in front of others, crossed high mountains and dangerous obstacles, and refused to humiliate yourself. I pressed you on your back, and you still have a penis on your butt. It can puff, is not afraid of stench, can smell and cover it. The nickname given by others: spanker!

17. You look really great! Just like a stick.

18. Don’t force me, otherwise I will become great and out of control.

19. If I can’t make you obey my instructions and fill your wallet with money, then I will send you a harassing text message. Facts have proved that 90% of people will return, and the remaining 10% of people who do not return are commonly known as "Goubuli"?!

20. Indigestion and irritation in the intestines.

21. Why do you have to put gold on your face? The most classic hurtful sentences (latest)

1. Your appearance is not proportional. Okay

2. You look very brutal!

3. At first glance, that woman is pretty good-looking. If you take a closer look, why not take a closer look?

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4. Wherever I fall, I get up. I always fall there, I suspect there is a pit there!

5. If no one holds hands, I just hold my hand.

6. If you don’t read the book during the exam, you are just a pig. Don't panic if you cheat, just pretend if you get caught.

7. I have seen ugly people, but I have never seen such ugly people. It looks ugly at first glance, but it becomes even uglier when you look closely.

8. She looked at him with regret and said: Can the surgery make the whole thing come back?

9. International faces are universal!

10. Nothing. It's so old and has no sense of gangsterism at all.

11. Does he look very polite?

12. He looks very innocent and looks sorry for the people and the party.

13. Just because we have a holiday, you can’t treat me as a holiday.

14. The fool stole the beggar's wallet, and the blind man saw it. The mute roared, which frightened the deaf man. The lame man flew up, and the madman said: Oh, everyone, please be sensible.