I want to tell a joke to my boyfriend to make him happy. What kind of joke should I tell? Who can tell it?

1. "Hmph, you can react quickly!" 》

I was chatting with my husband just now, and then I said: "If you raise Xiaomi, you need to raise a college student. She is so innocent and cute, don't you think so, hubby?"

Husband I drove back and said: "Huh! Huh? What kind of Xiaomi and what kind of college student are you raising? As a man, you can only support your wife!"

2. "Suit the Fate"

A colleague asked: You're not young anymore, why haven't you found a girlfriend yet?

I said: Just let it happen!

My colleague said: You deserve to be single. The monks in the temple all said so.

3. "Guihe Kneeling"

My girlfriend ran out of the kitchen and asked me angrily: "I'll ask you one last time about the dress I saw online. "Is it expensive?"

I said pitifully: "It's not expensive."

She smiled at me: "It's not expensive, is it?" Kneel down."

As soon as she finished speaking, I stood up from the ground shakily, holding on to the wall.

4. "People who kneel often forget things"

I made a mistake and was punished by my wife by kneeling for a whole day. At night, my wife asked her husband: "Remember why I asked you to kneel? ”

Husband: “I don’t remember.”

Wife: “Oh, it seems you didn’t kneel enough?”

Husband: “No, no, no. It’s because too many people forget things while kneeling.”

5. “Double Eleven”

Wife: My husband bought out all her shopping cart on Double Eleven. Look at you.

Husband: Haha, actually I have already prepared it.

Wife: Do you still want to surprise me? Tell me, what have you prepared for me?

Husband: I didn’t buy anything, I’m ready to be scolded by you.