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Classic quotations from evening performances
2. Living poetically in a bar.
3. When the bar arrives, can drunkenness be far behind?
4. The first plan of the bar is definitely a honey trap.
5, the ceremony, the benevolent people in the world.
6. An alcoholic who doesn't want to go clubbing is not a good alcoholic.
7. Master! They are all among the people, and so are women.
8. Bar is just a realistic projection of the concept of bar.
9. Other people are hell, and so are other people's bars.
10, nightclubs used to be cleared when it was raining and dark.
You can suck, but you can't be mean.
12, burn the night light with you, and the Fengtai War will burn with passion.
13, I dreamed of a bar? Or did the bar dream about me?
14, do you want to soak? This is a question.
15, the meaning of the bar is not wine, but wallet.
16, I don't know the youth and drunkenness on the night show, and the tears fall on the players.
17, God doesn't roll dice, let alone in a bar.
18, bars don't open in trees, which is the inevitable result of evolution.
19, your penis man is useless except your penis!
20. buy a glass of wine at night, and the youth at night will be drunk.
2 1, night rape training! It's not the body that rapes, it's the mind!
22. Happy bars are almost the same, and unhappy bars are unhappy in their own way.
23. There are no ugly women, only lazy women. Three points for appearance and seven points for dress.
24. Men conquer the world and win women, while women conquer men and own the world.
25. Treat guests as husbands at work and husbands as guests at home.
26. There is money in the air at the night show, depending on whether you can breathe it into your lungs.
27. When he got out of your bed, you had already dropped from euro to won.
28, girl, smile, smile with wrinkles on your face, wrinkles can clip RMB.
29. You can be expensive, but you can never be free. You may be expensive, or you may be free.
30. You walked into the night show because you were unwilling to be ordinary. Don't leave because you are unwilling to be ordinary.
3 1, the service quality of employees is not ordered by the boss, but taught!
32. Bar is a city. Those who haven't soaked want to run in, and those who have soaked enough want to rush out.
Tell you a way to refuse a guest's pursuit: take off your makeup and go to him in pajamas.
34. There are bars and flaws; No bars and no flaws. So, there is nothing better than having.
35. Guests are guests and guests are God. Please don't fantasize about marrying God.
36. If you want to open it, just touch it. When someone gives you a breast massage for free.
Don't try to meet a good man here. You might as well buy a lottery ticket when you have the chance.
38. Woman, beware of bad men. In the name of love, occupy your body and your wealth!
39. Unhappy women can't live without men, and happy women can't live without men.
40. Girls come to the night show to talk about their feelings. Did you run out of a mental hospital? Night shows are about money.
4 1, no matter how bad men are, women still love; No matter how much women love, men should be bad or bad.
42. Everyone knows that immortals are good, but bars can't forget them. Sheng Jun goes to the bar every night, while Jun Dieyin continues to go to the bar.
43. To be a woman, you must have skills. Especially the mother of a family, you decide the character trend of a child's life.
44. Who are you making faces at? This is KTV, not a funeral home. You have a bitter gourd face. You must say goodbye to your body.
45. I'm sorry I wasn't there when you were born. I will be there for your birthday. Have fun together. Happy birthday!
46. Young women don't want to look like mothers. Men, on the other hand, spend their whole lives looking for maternal feelings.
47. If the local government spends the buyer's money on the usual staff education and training and logistics benefits, then the well-managed local government will not be short of people.
48. There is naturally wine in the bar, and there are naturally alcoholics without wine. There must be one killer in ten drunks. Therefore, there is always a murderous look behind bars.
Signature of the night lady philosophy group
The philosophical personal signature of the night girl
1, naked love, I have never been to your place.
I told you to get out of my world, not out.
3. Without anger and sadness, smiling is just a gesture.
4. If love is invisible, let hate be complete.
Since we can't go back in the past, don't go back and edit our idol drama again.
6, depravity does not need a reason, just an excuse.
7. It takes no effort to really forget.
8. People can't take money to the grave, but money can take people to the grave.
9. In the future, I will be the only one walking alone.
10, I want you to regret what you did and pay the price.
1 1, Sao A coquettish personality. Bitch! Cheap and comfortable. Wave! Want romantic waves.
12, man, we can do without it. Women should be self-reliant!
13, spoiled love is like spoiled food. If it doesn't suit your taste, change to another dish.
14, my attitude has always been my decision.
15, always so rational, you will never get love!
16, don't underestimate the beauty of any fat person after losing weight.
17, how can you put on a wedding dress without going through a few scum?
18, now that employers and employees don't even love themselves, why should they love you?
19, put away your cheap feelings about labor TM and give it to my labor!
20. Who are you? You think you are older than Lao Zi.
2 1, I said: you are allowed to be silent occasionally, and you are absolutely allowed to be a bird.
22, my feelings you can never afford, it is not cheap.
23. Grandpa's daughter? You can't afford it.
24. Love. Love your sister. How dare you like me? I dare love you.
25. How much is love worth? Can you guarantee that?
26, your sister is pulling capital, and you are pulling coquettish.
27, money is a bastard, spend it and earn it back.
28. See one, love one, love one and forget one.
29. I fucking love you so much; You fucking ignore it!
If I can't see the sun tomorrow, it will be cloudy tomorrow.
3 1, without you, the earth still turns and the heart still beats.
32. The dragon shakes its head and the phoenix wags its tail. Labor and capital have no regrets in doing things.
33. Nothing is a reason to fight.
34, pay attention, if you don't pay attention to the image, you will see what I have to do with you.
Don't be invisible, I have deleted you.
36. Put yourself in your place and quarrel with me again.
Be nice to yourself, because no one will take you seriously.
38. Life is a carrot and stick thing. You are weak and he is strong, and you are strong and he is weak.
39. Men are pigs. Anyone who wants to take it home can raise it!
I have never forgotten you, but I can't remember what kind of face you have.
4 1, my man must listen to me all his life.
42. Never fall in love because of loneliness.
43. Hold my hand tightly. There is nothing in it. Let go of my hand, but I have the whole world.
44, Shenzhouxing, I think it's ok, no phone bill!
45. Whoever dares to rob my lover, I am her stepmother.
46. Isn't youth the most brilliant but unbearable thing?
47. I am so overbearing. If she refuses to accept it, I will do it.
48. You can only rely on yourself in everything. Others can help you for a while and give you a hand.
49. Mediocre people ask for trouble, but I am a mortal.
50, people don't love me, I don't love; If people love me, they will promise each other.
Momo signed a happy night person.
Momo signed a happy night person.
1, meeting you, no longer face to face, this life is the most beautiful.
2. The best state of lovers is probably to get along as good friends but protect you as boyfriends.
3. My brother told me: Sister, you must not be taller than me when looking for a boyfriend in the future, otherwise I am afraid that he will bully you and I will not hit him.
After all, my ideal is to be your wife.
If I can't hold an umbrella for you one day, I will accompany you in the rain.
6. Beauty is happiness, happiness is a flower and a leaf.
7. When she walked out of the examination room, she cried and said, Mathematics is so difficult that I can't go to the same university as you! He: I knew you wouldn't. I didn't do anything big afterwards.
8. Take good care of your daughter-in-law and don't let her bully my daughter-in-law.
9. When all my typing skills know you, I think I really fell in love with you.
10, don't let go if you grasp the hand, and go on if you love the right person.
1 1, romantic just because I want you to like me.
12, the person I love is my lover.
13, I can feel at ease when I see your hand and accompany you to the ends of the earth.
14, keep your initial warmth and sunshine, which attracted me most at the beginning.
15, I want to talk about a love that will never break up, stumbling, sunset, and growing old together.
16, because she is only one meter six, so once I quarrel, I must bow my head first!
17, I want to get a marriage certificate from her!
18, there is always someone whose short message can make you smile immediately.
19, how outstanding it is when someone is in pain.
20. Do you remember how long you haven't said you love me?
2 1, love is not looking at each other, but looking at the same direction together.
22. Probably because I love him, it seems hard to fall in love with others.
23. Yes, I just like you so much that I'm scared.
24. Two people who are too alike either love each other very much or hurt each other.
25. I was deliberately deceived by your prank because I wanted to see your smile.
26. Will you think of me after a long time and ask yourself why you didn't cherish me in the first place?
27. Blame me me. I can't hide my love. Dark circles are telling you.
28. Can you keep your heart clean and just hold me?
Dear, I just want to say to you: I love you, and the happiest thing in this life is the time with you.
30. When crossing the street, you held my hand tightly. I know this is happiness.
3 1, I don't have this talent, I will tolerate you and accept her.
32. Love is the tacit understanding between heart and heart, and it is the feeling that two children don't have to guess.
I want to let the whole world know that this fish pond has been contracted by you.
34. Innocent age can't bear to be bullied, and youth is ridiculous.
35, not for grandstanding, I don't have a girlfriend for fan, and I don't have a boyfriend for betrayal. I'm fine.
36. Lovers don't have to be perfect, but you are enough!
37. Do you like a person? You haven't given up yet.
You are too likable for me to love you.
39. As long as she calls her daughter-in-law, she will cherish her life.
After all, the woman who loves me the most in the world has married my father.
4 1, I will be proud of what you said to me all day.
42. I am familiar with all your bad habits and see through all your ugliness, but I still love you!
43. From now on, we will walk together, and we will have delicate ideas together.
44. If I love you, I will fight with you. Otherwise, why gamble my youth on tomorrow?
45. Holding your left hand, running endlessly in the rain. Finally, we snuggled up happily.
Follow me, don't you like it? If you don't like it, I will follow you.
47. A person is happy from liking to liking.
48. Be the first one to wake you up in the morning and the last one to watch you fall asleep at night.
49. If I can, I would like to drink all the memories about you and me in one gulp and let them ferment repeatedly in my stomach.
I like you not because you are good-looking, but because you give me a feeling that others can't give me at a special time, which makes me deeply fall in love with someone.
The man in the night show is very sad.
1. If you can't accompany me to the end, don't come into my life halfway.
2. Recall your past calmly and then cry.
3, nocturnal women, like when they are in love, isolated from the world.
What women can't forget is feelings, and what men can't forget is feelings.
5. So, on what occasions should you not believe what men say? In bed, when he is happy, when he wants you, when he makes mistakes.
6. It is also a kind of happiness to be able to hold on to the faint sadness that some time can't take away.
7. You will never understand me. When you see it, you will regret not cherishing it.
8, empty feelings, a person wandering in the street; My heart is empty, and I am lonely at home; People walk empty, let the past go with the wind; People leave tea cool, and you and I are no longer forced.
9. Don't love too hard. Breaking up two wrong people may create happiness for four people.
10, you are not so sunny. Although your mouth is charming, your eyes are too deep, where there is harm. You are not very happy.
1 1. Don't cry when you break up. Of course, I don't want you to stop crying at all. In front, don't cry, in the back, cry to death.
12, knowing that your signature was not addressed to me, but deceiving yourself.
13, the more you can't get it, the more uneasy you are, but you are afraid of the sadness you will lose after you get it.
14, the only way to catch a man should be never to satisfy him.
15, your heart is the corner of my sea and the end of the world. I can't walk any further. We have traveled to the ends of the earth in this life, not halfway around the world, but accompanied by human beings.
16, what if I fall in love with my country? It's not the same life and death.
17, alcohol and tobacco, from ancient times to the present, are recognized as two major poisons. And yes, night women are as deadly as love.
No matter how bad your conditions are, there will always be people who love you. No matter how good your conditions are, there will always be people who don't love you
19, narrow-minded, jealousy, hatred, revenge, night women's tricks, but that's all, it doesn't matter if you want to show it, the relationship just won't be discovered.
20. Don't say there are no good men in this world. Don't hate the man who abandoned you. After all, I loved you and hurt you. Tolerance will make you more beautiful.
2 1. Loving someone who doesn't love himself is like waiting for a boat at the airport.
22. Believe this sentence. No matter how vigorous lovers are, they can't compare with ordinary parents.
23, girls should love themselves, no matter how difficult you encounter, no matter how sad you encounter, using excuses is also depravity. The less you love yourself, the less people love you.
24. At first glance, you don't look good. It's not as good as looking at it at first sight!
25. A certain scenery may not remain unchanged for a lifetime. Those who thought they would always be with them have long since let go.
26. If there is only sympathy in love, what's the point of returning?
27. Don't try to change anyone, because no one can change anyone, only he is willing to change for you.
28. You can be vain, because that is the nature of women at night, but don't let yourself be a tool to add vanity to others.
29. I didn't miss you very deliberately, but I thought of you in many small moments.
30. If a person is unavailable, it is because he doesn't want to be available. If a person can't leave, it's because he doesn't want to leave. If a person has too many excuses for you, it is because he doesn't want to care.
3 1, next, if you believe in idol dramas, forget it. After 20, you still believe in idol dramas, and that's it.
32. I finally became someone else's woman, and I will never risk my life for you again-
33. Because of you, I know how to grow up, but you are still my injury.
Beauty, wisdom, money and many other things are born. Don't try to change anything with your jealousy.
35. All the people who love and love are doing the same thing and being mean.
36. The lingering thoughts in my heart have become persistent beliefs for a long time.
Sunflower faces the sun, so it is destined to fall in love with it.
38. When I want to say something most, it is often the time when I am most silent.
It is not easy for us to get together, and it is even more difficult to part ways.
40, life is actually very simple, after today is tomorrow.
4 1, dreams don't hide sorrow, wine can't cry, and sorrow can't be avoided. The incense of Hui Lu curled up the heartbroken line, and the soul of money swayed in the lantern.
42. It's time to calm down and feel that I'm lukewarm and heartless. At least let me know what I should do to you.
Remember to say good night to me every night and let me know that you will be here again tomorrow.
44. I have never seen such a shameless person again. He asked for a divorce from me without telling the mistress outside, and agreed not to pay a dime. His parents are more interesting. I just called to comfort me and told me that he was in a bad mood. I really can't figure out why he is in a bad mood. My son and I are responsible for all the crimes he found. He is a completely irresponsible person.
45. I think love can fill the regrets in life. However, it is love that makes more regrets. Rain or shine, round and short, has been repeated in a love. In another person, the weather will not be blue forever.
Give me a reason to forget that I have always loved you so much.
47, understand a truth, it is easy for a man to like a person, but he will not fall in love with a person easily.
48. It took me 10 months to give birth to a child, and I raised it for 20 years, educated it for 20 years and taught it for 20 years. It took you 10 minutes to give birth to a child and give him a last name.
49. Some things cannot be explained. You think it's worth it, you think it's worth it, others say it's worth it, and you think it's worth it.
50. Don't be curious, don't mind, what does his girlfriend look like and figure? You're just asking for trouble.
5 1, even if we can't have each other, memories are our own.
52. Missing someone who loves you is called missing, and missing someone who doesn't love you is called meanness.
53. What I fear most is not losing you, but that I can't forget you after losing you.
54. Loneliness is like summer rain, ruthless and dripping. Loneliness is like autumn frost, cold and heartless, flowers bloom and wither; Loneliness is like the sadness in my heart, which can't be expressed in words. Loneliness is like blue, like blowing snow.
55. She is indifferent to you. Don't feel puzzled. Have you been negligent recently and haven't contacted her for hours?
56. You are just a dream, and all good things are illusory.
57. Even if the relationship has changed, my position in my heart remains the same.
When you are with him, he can make you happy. Of course. He can also make you feel sad after being abandoned by him.
59. The pain of missing has blown off the yellow leaves of the thin and cold night, opened the curtain of memory, and my eyes reflected sadness. Can I still whisper the poems you sang in the tears of memory?
60. Heartache is only a flash. If it hurts for a long time, you will lose consciousness.
6 1, if we blame love for hurting us, then I want to ask, did you nod your head to allow love to come?
62. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you go out to buy apples, buy me a bag of apples.
He said, I'm tired. Let me calm down for a while, okay? Just say yes, because he came to inform you, not to ask your permission.
64. Don't apologize to me. Apologizing can only bring you peace of mind, not my relief.
65. You must do what you said, even if it is stupid, it is better than breaking your word.
66. Our story has just begun to end slowly, and I have lost everything.
67. In a calm day, leave some space for yourself, each other and the distance.
68. Whether you close your eyes will ignore your existence.
69. Don't ask all day, do you love me? He didn't love you when you asked.
70, night women, often like to talk, men, the opposite.
7 1, in the face of this false world, false people, false intentions and false words, how can anyone not be confused?
72. Have you ever found that you often have unforgettable love? Usually it doesn't end well.
73. Is it because I did something wrong that we missed it again and again?
74. The grievances that can be said are not grievances. It's not lovers who can leave.
75. Don't say angry words when you are crying. Make a decision, and you will regret it.
The most regrettable thing is that our time and our life have not been given a second chance!
77. I thought I could move you by loving you a little more, but I found that only myself was moved.
78. Life changes every day, which is worth looking forward to.
79. I didn't know who was real or fake until I broke up.
80. Try to be an elegant woman. Don't be artificial, because artificial evening girls not only annoy evening girls, but also annoy men.
8 1, sometimes, you should learn to regard disappointment as a harvest, because there is hope, there will be disappointment.
82. Even if I say I love you a thousand times, I will always end with "Let's break up". This is love.
83. I love your heart like water that can never be collected.
84. Even if the man in front of you is good at everything and has advantages everywhere, and he doesn't love you, you will never change this shortcoming.
85. We are just used to clinging to the uncertain future.
86. The so-called predestination, like invention, originated from accident. Love is also an invention, which needs constant improvement. However, this invention is different from other inventions. It has no patent right and will be taken away at any time.
You don't like me. This is a disease. Must be cured.
88. In fact, it can last forever, but no one talks. In this way, we missed a lifetime.
89. Brave night girls are always more beautiful than cowardly night girls. If your lover doesn't love you, I advise you to be brave in parting, rather than cowardly entanglement.
90. Too little contact, too little truth, too few friends and too few smiles.
9 1. A person's greatest weakness is not selfish, savage and willful, but paranoid love for someone who doesn't love himself.
92. Freedom is precious, but every day thousands of people exchange it for love.
93. When it rains, I just miss you very much.
94. If my leaving can bring you relief, I would rather choose death.
95. You know, whether a man is good or bad does not depend on whether he is a playboy or single-minded. Since ancient times, men have been playboys, but whether they have control or not.
96. A smile beats a lifetime, and a tear returns a person.
97. Your parents and I live in harmony without making any noise. You never forgave my parents. You never called them mom and dad. When you were poor, you said my parents wouldn't promise you, but you refused to call. When you're rich, you say you're not afraid of them anymore, so stop screaming.
98. I am just a lonely little fool, waiting for something, giving up something and losing something.
99. That night, I smoked a lot, and the smoke turned into your face. I waved my hand and everything became a thing of the past.
100, look at the world coldly and give yourself hot, cold, sweet and sour.
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