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Advertiser: What is the year-end award?

I have worked in many advertising companies,

There is basically no such thing as a year-end bonus.

So I interviewed a group of advertisers,

As a result, everyone is in pain. .

Mimi

I'm here to compete for the best year-end award. The boss took out the moon cakes given by the Mid-Autumn Festival customers and asked us to choose a box.

Before the year-end bonus, the boss was very concerned about us, saying that we had worked hard for a year and sat at our desks every day, and many people had poor waist and cervical vertebrae. After caring, the boss gave everyone a box of skipping rope and stipulated that everyone would jump 1000 times a day in the future. Me:

@ Jigglypuff

The boss said that bonuses are too vulgar, so we can arrange an event marketing for everyone, and the company will sign it if it is hot. . . .

@ Jessica

Some companies issue year-end bonus supermarket shopping cards. Although the amount is not much, it is good to spend them directly, so we are amazing. Supermarket vouchers, like 100-20.

@ Jululu

The boss's year-end bonus for the new year was quite satisfactory, but he also presented a personal selfie desk calendar with different professional photos on each page.

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Our company suddenly lost the year-end bonus this year because of the epidemic, but we wrote a letter to the employees' families, stating that we really didn't have the year-end bonus this year, asking the families to trust the employees.

Baobao loves candy.

The boss likes to pay the year-end bonus in cash, saying it is more visually shocking. Everything that can't be wrapped in letters is wrapped in newspapers. This year's looks thicker than before, and the result is that 100 has become 50 before it is found.

A colleague died unexpectedly on a business trip this year, which was a work-related injury. The company compensated him, but at the end of the year, the boss informed everyone that the year-end bonus was 50% off, on the grounds that all employees of the company compensated him together.

@ Xiao Wu

Let me tell you something about others. It is said that this year's year-end award of Harbin X Porter Project Team is 888,888 yuan directly distributed to all employees.

@ Xiao Kui

Years ago, I worked for Party A, a farmer, and they paid part of the bill with potatoes, so our year-end bonus included two sacks of potatoes for each person in addition to a small amount of cash.

Our boss is a middle-aged man in literature and art. He published a book at his own expense last year. The sales figures are very, very ugly. How bad is it? That is, if someone comes to our company for an interview, Miss HR will tell the applicant Amway this book, saying that this book contains the core of our company culture, and we must take a copy home to study hard. I think this is crazy enough. As a result, at the end of the year, the company sent this book to us as a year-end award, asking us to hand in a review after the New Year. ...

Ling

I am a salesman, and I have news at the end of the year. This year's year-end bonus is about 10 thousand, which is already a lot for a small company like us. Just when I had figured out how to spend this 10,000 yuan, the person in charge of our department said that the year-end bonus of 654.38+100,000 would be credited to our calling card. . . I've heard that the year-end bonus is a red envelope as a bank card. It's really the first time I've seen it.

Shanjiji

I paid 23.64 yuan. Is it whole or small? I don't know how to calculate it. If it wasn't for the year-end bonus shown in the text message, I thought it was my taxi reimbursement last month.

Ten yuan tenderloin

At the last company, at the end of the year, I asked the forwarding boss's circle of friends to collect praises and give them as many year-end bonus red envelopes as possible. I, a social terrorist without friends, got more than 30 yuan from all kinds of begging. The little girl at the front desk of our company is very good and got more than 1000.

Lord Mariko.

Our company sells red wine and has its own small shopping mall. As long as you spend in the mall, you will generate points. At the end of the year, our boss gives the year-end bonus according to the points accumulated by each employee in the mall. Because I can't drink, I have never bought anything in my own mall, so I didn't get a dime for the year-end award.

In trouble

The year-end award helped us sign up for online teaching and training classes. The boss said that we would have a holiday next year, so let's improve our professional skills. . .

@404

Who has the wonderful work of our company? Our company's year-end bonus is based on your performance level this year, and some people have to make up the money. Yes, I want to pay the finance!

The year-end award is a form of lucky draw. At that time, the boss particularly emphasized that this year's first prize was very special and valuable. At that time, I thought, I have always had the blackest face, and this kind of good thing should not be my turn. I didn't expect it to really impress me. Later, I opened the prize and found that it was written by the boss himself.

Ashin

Last year, our company awarded a box of masks to each person, and I haven't used it up yet. If I still wear a mask this year, I should consider leaving my job.

@ It's almost New Year.

Our boss is superstitious, and then the year-end award gave us a string of beads that are said to be opened by monks. It is said that they are very valuable. . . Me. . .

@ Wang Xixi

The boss is a person who likes to talk about persistence. At the end of the year, he gave each employee a ginkgo seedling. In his words, a good ginkgo is worth millions. As long as you keep it safe, it will come true one day.

@ Sandy

Get off work half a day early. Let's go home early to be with our family. After all, time with them is priceless. After a little conversion, our employees are still profitable.

Feather

Our boss didn't know where he learned the trick and gave each employee two welfare lottery tickets. After the distribution, we posted a message on the official WeChat account, focusing on "XX Company's year-end bonus enlargement, and employees can receive tens of millions at most". There seems to be nothing wrong with it. If you win, it will be tens of millions of yuan. ...

@ Wang

In order to restrain employees, the boss only pays 50% of the year-end bonus at the end of the year, then 20% at the Dragon Boat Festival and 30% at the Mid-Autumn Festival the following year to ensure that employees will not leave their jobs, even saving holiday gifts. Two days ago, Cary suddenly received tens of thousands of dollars from the company. I am very satisfied. I thought it was a year-end bonus. As a result, on second thought, the customer's advance payment was reimbursed a few months ago.

@tututu

In order to retain employees, the company deducted 300 yuan from the salary every month. If it can stay until the end of the year, it will be distributed uniformly. It is said that this is a year-end award. . . The boss said that in order to balance the income of employees and narrow the income gap, employees with high income and good performance will not receive year-end bonuses, but only those with low income.

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