Joke Collection Website - Public benefit messages - I remember there was a foreign movie in which a hapless man seemed to be guarding a door in a small shop. One day there was a gun battle in the street, and he wanted to watch the fun.

I remember there was a foreign movie in which a hapless man seemed to be guarding a door in a small shop. One day there was a gun battle in the street, and he wanted to watch the fun.

It happened during the Sichuan earthquake, which was really touching.

When she graduated, the girl said to the boy, "I want to go to Beijing. Zhongguancun in Beijing is known as the Silicon Valley of China. There are many opportunities here and it will be easy to develop in the future. " .

The boy said: then I will go back to my hometown in Sichuan, where there are many beautiful women. When you are rich, you don't want me. I can easily find another one.

The girl's little fist knocked on the boy's thick chest and pursed her lips and said, you only know how to miss beautiful women. Hum, even if I don't want you in the future, you can only think that I love me and forbid you to find other girls.

The boy took the girl's hand and kissed her deeply on the forehead, saying, silly girl, our parents were in Sichuan and you went to Beijing. Of course, my good son-in-law will go back to take care of her parents-in-law.

The girl with tears in her eyes threw herself into the boy's arms and never got up again.

Two people are separated from each other, but their feelings are not diminished. Of course, no matter how deep the lovesickness is, it can only be transmitted by radio waves, text messages and phone calls. The two made every effort to contribute to the turnover of the motherland's communications industry.

One day, a girl read a story on the Internet, which was also about a couple. Every time she calls, the boy will wait for the girl to hang up first. When the girl experienced the vicissitudes of the world, she found that the man who loves herself the most in the world is the boy who waits for him to hang up first every time he calls.

The girl remembered the story that made her cry. After the phone call that night, she said to the boy, you hang up first.

The boy was stupefied and said, silly girl, what's the order?

The girl spoiled and said, no, no, you have to hang up first and ignore you if you don't listen to me, so you can't find a wife.

The boy froze for a few seconds, smiled faintly and said that he knew the silly girl. In order not to be a bachelor in the future, I'll hang up first. I know it's a waste of phone bills.

After the boy hung up, the girl heard the first busy tone. She smiled brightly and said to the boy in her heart, honey, I love you more than you love me.

From then on, when they talked on the phone, whenever they said goodbye, she listened quietly with the phone, waiting for the boy to hang up first. And boys always call her silly girl with a smile and intimacy, and then hang up the phone.

After a long time, the girl gradually felt a faint grievance: Do you know, hum, every time I wait for you to hang up first, I love you silently, but you don't know it at all. She wants the boy to read the article and let him know how much he loves him. One day he can wait for himself to hang up first and let him really feel what it means to be loved.

The girl held back, her happiness was sweet and sour. She thought: it is also a kind of happiness to love a man deeply in a unique way in her life.

Like all northern drifters, girls are uncomfortable, but they can live in tubular buildings. Compared with those who live in the basement, the living conditions of girls are not bad. The original ambition has been ground to a small tail, but competitive girls have never complained to boys. She's just more used to saying I love you to boys.

The security of the community where their apartments are located is not very good, and even there are * * lunatics who steal women's underwear. In the past, girls were always accompanied by roommates, and they didn't feel anything, but the girl took time off to go home because of something at home, leaving her to live alone in a house with two rooms, one living room, one kitchen and one bathroom. She naturally feels lonely and afraid.

That night, the girl was awakened by a rustling sound in her sleep. Listen carefully, it is the voice from the door. She grabbed the corner, trembling all over, afraid to get out of the atmosphere. Helpless tears welled up silently from her eyes.

Suddenly, her hand touched the mobile phone under the pillow, as if grasping at straws, and immediately sent a short message to the boy: Dear, I am so scared.

Actually, my boyfriend is far away in Sichuan. What can a message do? What's more, boys may turn off their cell phones in the middle of the night and go to bed early. The girl forgot to call the police first. At this most terrible moment, she only thought of the boy.

To the girl's surprise, a few seconds after the news was sent, the boy's phone came in. She gently connected and heard the boy's concerned voice from inside: Silly girl, did you miss me?

The girl tried to keep her voice down and told the boy that now she lives alone in the house and there may be thieves outside the door. She's scared.

The boy comforted the girl not to be afraid. He thought about it and said to the girl, turn on the speaker outside your mobile phone and turn it up to the maximum. You walk slowly to the door. Don't be afraid, honey. Trust me. Don't be afraid.

This girl is as clever as ice and snow. As soon as the boy said it, she thought of the boy's intention: the boy shouted loudly to let outsiders know that there were men in the house, people who stole things or had other ideas, and if they were smart, they would leave.

The girl walked gingerly to the door and turned on the external speaker of the mobile phone. After the sound was turned up to the maximum, she said gently into the microphone, well, I'm at the door and the external speaker is turned on.

At this time, the girl confirmed that there was someone outside, and not alone, and she could hear their slight conversation.

Just as the girl was shaking and ready to stand, the phone suddenly shouted: * * *, who is doing my door outside? All the boys in the room are up. We have guests.

The boy's voice was loud and thick, which startled the girl in the silent night. However, people outside the door may jump higher in fear. The girl only heard the thumping footsteps from near and far, and seemed to be scared away.

The girl breathed a sigh of relief, her legs were weak and she lay on the ground.

The boy waited for a while and asked softly, is the outside person gone, baby?

The girl finally cried and said to her cell phone, honey, I miss you.

The girl is in shock, and the boy has been comforting her. That night, two people held up the phone and said to Dawn, and the girl said, Hang up soon. How much does it cost to make such a long-distance call?

The boy said with a smile that he is really a silly girl, and the girl said that he is stupid, and only a fool will have a crush on you. Hang up, honey. I fell asleep at work today and was scolded by my boss.

After hanging up the phone, the girl felt sweet in her heart, and she enjoyed the sense of security that the boy gave her. But the fly in the ointment is that boys seem to have formed the habit of hanging up first, and this time is no exception. The girl thought: Although he was very nice, he didn't love me as much as the boys in that story did, and he didn't let me hang up first.

It's hot, and many girls don't have pockets on their T-shirts, so many times she forgets to bring her mobile phone, such as going out to eat after work and putting it on the table, such as going out to play with her roommate and putting it in a rental house. Every time she comes back, she will receive missed calls and text messages from boys. Only in this way will she feel fair: Hum, you hang up on me every time and can't answer your phone in time, even if it's a small punishment, don't be wronged, stupid pig.

On May 12, an ordinary day, the girls worked hard to do their own things in that small company and made unremitting efforts for their little dreams.

At the end of work, the news came from the office: there was a big earthquake, Wenchuan, Sichuan was the epicenter, and it was said that the magnitude was similar to Tangshan earthquake.

The girl was surprised and subconsciously reached for her mobile phone in her pocket and forgot to bring it!

She immediately picked up the office landline to call the boy, but the signal was cut off when she dialed it, and the home landline number was still disconnected. It seems that the communication facilities in Sichuan were also damaged by the earthquake.

A sense of foreboding flooded my mind. The anxious girl couldn't wait to get off work, rushed down from the office building and took a taxi to her rented tube-shaped apartment.

When I turned on my mobile phone, I saw that there were more than 50 missed calls, all from boys. As soon as she turned it over, there was an unread message:

Baby, dear, silly girl, I call you with all my love in this life. I love you more than you love me.

Since you insisted that I hang up first, I knew you must have read this story, but, dear, I want to tell you that I love you more than you love me.

In fact, I read this story a long time ago. This is a beautiful story, beautiful because of regret, but it doesn't belong to us. I don't want that beauty, that flawed beauty, I don't want it! Unforgettable will be accompanied by heartbreak. I would rather two people live in peace for a lifetime than unforgettable. I just want to spend my life with you, hold hands with my son and grow old with him.

I don't want that sad beauty, I just want real happiness. I never dare to forget my mobile phone. I'm afraid that one day you will miss me. If I don't bring my mobile phone, I'm afraid you are as depressed as I am. Many times, even if you go to the toilet, you should put your mobile phone in your pocket. I never turn off my phone at night. I change the battery before going to bed every night, and then turn up the bell. I'm afraid that you will be afraid to talk to me at any night. If I turn off my cell phone, you will be more lonely in a foreign land.

You always let me hang up first. I know it's because you love me. I am very happy. Thought of here, there will always be a wave in my eyes. My mobile phone never turns off, but you don't know it. That's because I love you more. Don't blame me for not telling you, my baby. I want to wait until we are all old monsters.

Silly girl, it seems that I have no blessing to accompany you all my life. The precast slab on my back pressed me for more than two hours, and the whole chest and back were tearing. I can still smell my own blood. Baby, I may not be able to continue with you.

Honey, I want to hear your voice. I called your cell phone over and over again. Why didn't you answer it? Honey, can you hear me calling you? Honey, it's too dark in here. I am so cold. I want you to hold me.

Dear, my dear, my baby, I love you. At the moment, I am so timid and afraid of death, because that means I can never kiss and love you again. I'm more worried that your heart will be broken because of me. Come on, honey. I'm leaving. You can find someone to take care of you in Beijing, where there are many successful people and opportunities. You are the most sacred angel in heaven, and there is no one around to protect you. I'm afraid you'll get hurt.

Promise me, dear, if there is another man who loves you as much as I do, don't refuse to answer his phone. I know how painful he will be then.

I can't breathe, baby, goodbye, next life, I must be your husband!

Baby, dear, silly girl, I call you again with all the love in this life. I love you more than you love me.

The girl was so full of tears that she couldn't breathe. She looked up at the sky, closed her eyes and gave a heartbreaking cry:

Dear, I will be your wife in the next life, and I will never turn off my phone again! !

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