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Get up early and eat a loving breakfast made by your girlfriend (60 articles)
2. Get up in the morning on weekends, wake up naturally, and then enjoy your breakfast quietly.
Happiness is from breakfast after good morning to good night after dinner, from the sun after dawn to the moonlight in the middle of the night.
[I have neither morning nor breakfast since the holiday]
5. Sleeping after 0/2 o'clock at night/kloc is equal to chronic suicide, skipping breakfast is equal to chronic suicide, frequent barbecue is equal to chronic suicide, and turning on the mobile phone for 24 hours is equal to chronic suicide.
6. The children never dislike that my breakfast is not rich enough and delicious enough. When my grandparents are not at home, they seem to know the truth of simplicity. Good morning, Thursday, your energy is more than anything else!
7. Is there anything better than this? On the morning of the night shift? What's more exciting to eat a loving breakfast? So, you can't sleep now?
8. Enjoy getting up early more and more, because you can not only have enough time for exercise, but also have breakfast alone.
9. Eating breakfast is a very important thing. Be sure to eat well.
10. Get up for breakfast in the morning, embrace the sunshine and make your body full of bright sunshine!
1 1. I wake up every morning and have a loving breakfast. This is the happiness I want. Good morning!
12. Take off the first ray of sunshine that shines on your face in the morning, collect the first ray of breeze that blows into your heart in the morning, and send today's first blessing to your mobile phone. Wish you all the best!
13. The best way to wake yourself up on the first morning after the holiday is an "exciting breakfast"!
14. A healthy diet will really make you thin.
15. Sit quietly and enjoy the autumn sunshine.
16. Life, stop and go between joys and sorrows.
17. Drink a bottle for breakfast and be nervous all morning. Nutrition is diarrhea!
18. My greatest happiness is that you have been there from breakfast after good morning to good night after dinner.
19. People who are full of content have already tasted all kinds of poison and walked through thousands of waters in Qian Shan.
I finished my breakfast quickly and left in a hurry. When I got to school, I saw a lot of people. It was really a sea of people. I entered the school gate and the teacher was looking at the flagpole with my classmates. Starting to raise the national flag, there are rows of big brothers and big sisters holding the national flag. They tied the flag to the flagpole and it rose slowly. This is the first time I have seen the national flag raised at school.
Get up early and eat a loving breakfast made by your girlfriend. Part II 2 1. An hour in the morning is worth two in the evening. It's important to eat early, and don't forget to eat breakfast when traveling.
22. One morning, if you can't see me when you wake up. So, honey, don't worry, I'll buy breakfast.
23. Sleep until you wake up naturally for breakfast. This is what a trip should look like.
24. Breakfast is very important! Don't miss breakfast even on weekends. You can sleep in after dinner.
25. You can reply to me in seconds. I dare to bring you breakfast downstairs at six every morning! ! !
26. A good day starts with breakfast. We are full and in a good mood. Everyone must have breakfast.
27. Happiness should be collected.
28. Every day, when others are immersed in their dreams, I get up early to have breakfast. My mother says breakfast is very important.
29. While two naughty boys are asleep, wash the clothes, give the children cold water and make breakfast for themselves. To live is to have a mentality and experience.
30. Once upon a time, I foolishly thought that we would have breakfast together and go home from school together. But what about now? We broke up.
3 1. Send you a cup of morning tea, full of affection. I want you to help me promote, gather popularity, annoy you and pay the bill. Haha, I'm kidding. Good morning!
32. You are fine. Is life like this?
33. I'm lazy when I have a holiday. I was lazy yesterday and didn't have breakfast. Lunch and dinner are late, and now my stomach hurts a little. Be sure to eat on time and remember to eat breakfast!
34. Eating breakfast is really important. I had a physical examination today, so I didn't eat anything in the morning, and my hypoglycemia almost fainted.
35. Until now, wake up and stretch. This weekend seems to be looking forward to, at least now I'm hungry. I really want to have a delicious breakfast and enjoy this relaxing time.
Laziness is a virus, so poisonous that you don't want to move at all. If you don't want to be poisoned too deeply, take the diligent antidote quickly. Is the couch potato up yet? Have breakfast!
37. Banana oatmeal milk, this is relatively simple. Breakfast is very important. Be sure to have breakfast. It's really easy to do.
38. A vibrant weekend begins with a quiet breakfast.
39. The most healing thing in the world is food. Remember to eat breakfast!
40. I will prepare breakfast for you every morning, tie your bow tie and go to work together.
Get up early and eat a loving breakfast made by your girlfriend. 3 4 1. I wake up every morning and find myself lying on top of you again. You shouted that I was too heavy. I slap you in the face and drive you to make breakfast. You think I'm not a good wife and mother.
42. What's for breakfast? A set of pancake fruit!
43. May everything go smoothly as scheduled.
Although I can't buy you breakfast every day after such a long distance, I will never forget to say good night to you.
45. Girls' feelings are always eaten.
I hope someone will put a bottle of milk and a breakfast on my desk every morning, but I know it's impossible.
47. I have a good friend. His name is nobody. No one accompanies me for a morning run, no one eats breakfast, no one plays with me, no one accompanies me to work, no one accompanies me. ...
48. Eating breakfast is very important, and eating a good breakfast is even more important! You can work happily.
49. You know, I'm looking forward to the breakfast you cooked for me, to waking me up in the morning, and to being with me all the time.
50. I don't have morning and breakfast in general holidays. Do you agree to have breakfast and lunch with me?
5 1. Like making breakfast and eating breakfast, which proves that we still believe that good things always exist.
52. I need that person! Make breakfast in the morning, tell me that the pig is up, and then go shopping, commute and travel together. . . . . .
53. Don't stay up all night, okay? Don't keep crying, okay? Don't keep smoking, okay? Should I take medicine if I have a cold? Will you put on more clothes when it's cold? Eat on time, okay? Eat breakfast on time?
54. The teenager who brought me breakfast every day, reminded me to take an umbrella when it rained, sent me home after school, felt sorry for me, protected me, cared about me, and said that he would stay with me forever.
55. A simple breakfast started a busy day.
56. Look at my breakfast. Sausage fried vegetables pine nuts, red beans, quinoa, oats, pine nuts, soy milk, boiled eggs, eggs, meat, vegetables and nuts. It is nutritious and delicious.
I was so tired yesterday that I got up a little late today? Make a bowl of simple beef noodles for breakfast. Remember to have breakfast.
58. I got into the habit of staying in bed when I was together, and I always wanted to stay with you for a while. After getting up, eat the breakfast you prepared, wear your ironed clothes, and most importantly, remember to hug you before going out. I always stepped on the clock to go to work in those days, and I was easy to be late if I was not careful.
59. I have a good friend, whose name is nobody. I have no one to accompany me to breakfast, take me out to play, and go shopping with me. Nobody took me to work.
60. 1 15- When will someone warm me up in the evening and prepare breakfast for me in the morning?
A delicious lunch made by friends in the circle of friends.
A delicious lunch cooked by friends in a circle of friends (the first article) 1. Common prosperity and common fat.
People who eat snacks have the deepest loneliness in the world.
You always get fat when you wander around.
It's good to eat, but you forget it after eating.
5. Careful, so delicate.
6. The moon has fallen into the sea. Let's fish in the sea tonight.
7. I have to hold my heart steady. No wonder my stomach can't lose weight.
8. Good food can be expensive and the price of losing weight is not high.
9. Our highest respect for food.
10. The taste of money, rice, oil and salt, the experience of life!
1 1. The secret of happiness: eating and lying down.
12. What wakes you up every day is not dreams, but hunger.
13. Why do experts suggest eating seven minutes full for dinner and leaving three minutes for dinner?
14. You eat very seriously.
15. Sunshine food is a love of ordinary life.
16. Have light in your heart and eat three meals slowly.
17. You have to be fat if you want to be fat.
18. I am worried that the sun is setting, and pancakes are indispensable.
A copy of a delicious lunch cooked by a friend in a circle of friends (below) 19. A good meal can relieve sadness.
20. Another happy day surrounded by carbohydrates.
2 1. People are not empty when they are full.
22. Super invincible somersault is delicious.
23. As long as the bowl is full, life will not be empty.
Eating only three meals a day is like abusing yourself. Four meals are normal and lunch is satisfactory.
25. For foodies, the only thing you can't eat in this world is loss. Others are full after eating two bites, and I can eat two more when I am full. . .
26. Life is full of affection.
27. Girls should never run for joy. A close call. If you meet a barbecue stall, it's over. Water under the bridge. Let's eat first
28. Lonely people should have a full meal (Singles Day).
29. The hairline is getting higher and higher, and the ceiling is getting lower and lower, but eating a delicious meal is like going back to childhood.
As long as I eat fast enough, my weight can't catch up with me.
3 1. All good things must come to an end, but if you invite me, I can accompany you for a while.
32. Please give me a glass of red dates and wolfberry whisky.
33. Meet thousands of kinds of food, meet thousands of people, and know and cherish thousands of lives.
34. Eat food, enjoy it in your mouth, and want to be thin in your heart.
35. I feel full of skills in finding simple but delicious food.
36. Friends get together, accompanied by food.
A delicious lunch cooked by friends in a circle of friends (article 3) 37. In the end, the edge of life will become the gentlest soup.
38. Today's meal is not hard enough, and tomorrow's status is not stable enough.
39. It takes a hundred years to build a boat and a thousand years to eat a sashimi boat.
40. Private braised pork that cures the soul.
4 1. Homesickness in moon cakes.
42. Let you consider whether you want to eat.
43. Every time a person eats a good dish, he thinks about when to take you to try it, but I just think about it.
44. I am gaining weight, so I will continue to eat, well, just for fun.
45. Heroes don't ask the source, and beautiful women don't ask the weight.
46. Whether you have a favorite person in your heart or a favorite taste in your bowl, life is worth looking forward to.
47. If you don't try to eat and drink today, try to find something to eat and drink tomorrow.
48. Please take 128 G's stomach and wander around the world with me. Wherever you go, you will be at home.
49. Autumn is sweet-scented osmanthus.
As long as I am full, happiness will chase me.
5 1. In the world of fireworks, food is in the belly.
52. A dry rice man, a dry rice soul and a dry rice man must use a pot for dry rice.
53. Three meals are normal and four meals are satisfactory.
54. Eat and drink, don't take things to heart.
A delicious lunch cooked by friends in a circle of friends (Article 4) 55. In order to appease your hot summer, start with midnight snack.
56. Stick to food and love.
57. Whose mouth is eating away? Oh, it's me.
58. When is the bright moon, ask the sky for wine; If you don't drink enough, the taste of half-baked food is particularly long; Occasionally interested in wine, often holding an empty cup.
59. Human fireworks are the most pleasing.
60. If there is good food, there will be no fat.
6 1. Chicken leg with milk tea, double happiness.
62. Eat well when you are in a good mood.
63. Oh, let a spirited person take risks and enjoy eating and drinking where he likes.
64. Eat what you like and live a lovely life.
65. I always admire milk tea, no sugar, no ice, and drink less.
66. The romance of cream hangs over every bite. The taste of happiness arouses unlimited appetite and lets taste buds know the feeling of heartbeat.
67. One day, your sweetheart will find you wearing potato cakes, standing on cotton candy and holding roast chicken legs.
68. Today is a steaming day (with hot pot map)
69. Food has a powerful therapeutic power.
70. I don't have to fall in love, but I really can't miss a meal.
Is it common to copy your own nail circle of friends?
Make your own shorthand for nail circle of friends-1. Manicure Jialifang, beautiful every day!
2. A good life begins with manicure and skin care.
The heart belongs to you, that is, it is moved by you.
4. Let your nails dance.
5. Beautiful hands, beautiful second face!
6. Clever finger art!
7. A beautiful life begins with a manicure.
8. Mature and dignified women may wish to choose pure white and silver nail polish for practical manicure, which will give people an elegant and beautiful feeling.
9. The most amorous feelings, soft fingers.
10. You get what you pay for.
1 1.
12. Red, red, red in the new year. Nice nails, right? When doing manicure, people onlookers said it was beautiful.
13. Youth ripples, colorful nails!
14. New Year's Eve, isn't it wonderful? Now getting a manicure in the New Year is like wearing new clothes in the New Year.
15. Although my hands are fat, I still can't stop the manicurist's enthusiasm for home service. I quite like it.
16. I drew myself a new year's red nail, and it felt great. I can switch to manicure! Give five hearts a good review!
17. Perfect shaping from fingertips to create a more beautiful you.
18. Your elegance comes from my color!
19. After painting Xiaoru's nails, I was wondering if I could open a nail salon if I couldn't do scientific research.
20. Fingers can be so beautiful.
I personally made a short nail circle of friends 2 2 1. I saw my aunt start to help my mother get a manicure. After manicure, she picked up a brush, dipped in some paint and began to draw on her hands.
22. It's finally the weekend. You can go shopping and get your nails done with your little sisters. This is a rare time to relax. When you are alone, just dress yourself up a little more delicately.
23.a can refer to both nail and unique, ranking first.
24. Look at this hand, how beautiful it is.
25. Another day full of hangovers. If I didn't want to rub my sister's nail card, I wouldn't get up so early today!
26. I like this manicure made today. It's fresh and beautiful.
27. The temptation on your fingertips.
28. Manicure is dazzling for a lifetime!
29. The new fashions at the fingertips show great differences.
30. The cracked nails that peeled chestnuts half a month ago are getting bigger and bigger now. I don't eat chestnuts now, and then I won't do manicure now.
3 1. Go on vacation, and come to Nail Day to cast magic on your nails.
32. Fingertips lead your heart, nails find me.
33. What kind of family condition is this? Change your nails three times a week.
34. Love of beauty starts with manicure, which is feminine.
35. Peace and joy! After manicure, it is your own business! I'm going to set up a stall to do nail business in the new year.
36. I love this autumn and winter manicure, and it's worth doing it for more than two hours!
37.LadyNail, create finger art for you.
38. I did it for two and a half hours and recorded the longest time to do a manicure.
39. You are very beautiful.
40. It turns out that dark nails are so fashionable and beautiful.
Get up early in the morning and have sex with your girlfriend.
Copywriting of having sex with your girlfriend in the morning (I) 1. I want to eat losers for breakfast. Breakfast? Maybe I had breakfast. No, no,no. Focus. Speed, speed, speed. -Lightning McQueen "Car Story"
Good morning, another hard and beautiful day! Breakfast is very important, be sure to remember to eat breakfast!
3. Read other people's stories and shed your own tears. You can go back, but you can't go back to the beginning. Some things last a lifetime.
4. How many things can you be sure of in your life? How many things can be clarified between you and me? I always tell you for sure that tomorrow, there will be sunshine and breakfast, rivers and music. -"I am the place where you have wandered"
The morning of a day is early, and the meal of a day is early, so breakfast is very important. Eat breakfast when you are busy!
6. the state of eating: enjoy in your mouth and want to be thin in your heart.
7. The surest happiness is that you will always be there, whether it is good night after breakfast or dinner.
8. Get up in the morning on weekends, wake up naturally, and then enjoy your breakfast quietly.
9. It's a new day. Stay under the covers and have breakfast.
10. I took the opportunity to live with her. When cooking for her, have a cup of Sanlu milk for breakfast, a genetically modified rice at noon, a hearty dinner, a pot of spicy crayfish extracted from gutter oil, and two Sudan red salted duck eggs at night for 20 days. -"breakup guru"
1 1. Life is to watch TV together, go shopping together, cook together, have breakfast together and spend a wonderful evening together. If so, I think my life is too short.
12. It is said that it takes 2 1 day to form a habit and lasts for more than a month. It feels good to go to bed early and get up early to eat breakfast every day, and it feels better to do it yourself.
13. Q: What can't I eat for breakfast? Chinese food and dinner.
14. Remember to have breakfast when you live alone! Nothing is more important than your health.
15. I need that person! Make breakfast in the morning, tell me that the pig is up, and then go shopping, commute and travel together. . . . . .
16. Make a hullabaloo about a classmate who never eats breakfast in the morning but always cares if others have breakfast.
17. I look forward to every moment when I can "slow down", enjoy the morning, enjoy the breeze, enjoy the park, enjoy the covered bridge and enjoy one's breakfast.
18. [I have neither morning nor breakfast since the holiday]
19. You broke up with me the day before yesterday. I saw you having breakfast with a woman in the canteen this morning, hehe.
Get up in the morning and have sex with your girlfriend for breakfast (Chapter 2) 20. The morning sky is full of Leng Yun, and I will have breakfast with you in a warm shop.
2 1. I remember you said you would take me to xc's best food and breakfast when you came back. It seems that you can make a phone call for one year like a random appointment: 123 1.
22. Without you, him and anyone who loves me, a new day will begin, my heart will beat, and I will have breakfast, lunch and dinner.
I was afraid that you couldn't wait for me that day. I rushed to you without breakfast. The first glass of wine ended up in someone else's arms, and I was sick alone.
24. Cherish the man who wakes you up in the morning, cooks breakfast for you, sleeps with you at night and covers you with a quilt!
25. Make every day exciting enough.
I always drink a bottle of ice water for breakfast every morning this summer vacation.
I hope everything is as simple as gaining weight.
28. I don't know what to eat when I am hungry, and I want to eat the bitterness of love;
29. Live up to life and don't lose your way;
30. This morning was a slice of pickle toast with lemonade. What did you have for breakfast?
3 1. In fact, I hope to receive a short message every morning, which says, "Get up, lazy pig!" . Remember to eat breakfast.
32. Everything is fun when you are in a good mood. Children and mothers who love breakfast, I hope you will be healthy and happy forever.
33. My mother is an ordinary housewife. She is not tall, with big eyes, high nose, small mouth and perfect facial features. Mom's figure is thin and thin. She is very diligent. Every morning, when I get up, she has cooked breakfast. When I finish breakfast, my mother always takes me to school by bike.
Face the sun, and there will be no shadow.
35. The consequence of being an hour late is to sit up slowly, change clothes slowly and come to the canteen for breakfast.
36. I like people who have breakfast, coffee and chat with me!
I am happiest when I am by your side.
38. I had a lazy breakfast in the morning and suddenly found that I seldom eat breakfast now.
Get up early in the morning and have sex with your girlfriend to make breakfast (Chapter 3) 39. Send you a cup of morning tea, full of affection, intended to help me promote, gather popularity, make you angry and pay the bill. Haha, I'm kidding. Good morning!
40. How many children didn't eat much breakfast after the holiday?
4 1. You said you would bet on my midterm math scores, and I promised you that if I lost, I would treat you to breakfast for a month. I can't do it. I'm too much trouble, but you just dare not gamble.
42. Breakfast is important. Don't miss breakfast even on weekends! You can sleep late after eating!
43. I wake up every morning and have a loving breakfast. This is the happiness I want. Good morning!
44. I want to have breakfast with you and say good night face to face.
45. Look at my breakfast. Sausage fried vegetables pine nuts, red beans, quinoa, oats, pine nuts, soy milk, boiled eggs, eggs, meat, vegetables and nuts. It is nutritious and delicious.
46. Nowadays, children are very strong and eat spicy strips for breakfast in the morning.
47. Thank you for always accompanying me. After running every morning and sitting in my seat for a while, I will see you bring me a hot breakfast. Thank you.
48. She and I like to drink a cup of yogurt after breakfast every day. @
49. There are many people who invite you to dinner in the evening, but too few people can invite you to breakfast.
50. The sunshine kicked me out of bed. The wind wakes up, the branches are green, and a new day wakes up in beauty. No constraints, no pressure, just want to be the best of myself. By the way, good morning, friend!
5 1.{ Remember to go to bed early, remember to drink less, remember to have breakfast, that stranger}
52. We say good night to those who hurt ourselves over and over again, but never make breakfast for our parents to say good morning. . .
53. Life is beautiful because of meeting, friends are affectionate because of caring for each other, lovers love each other because of knowing each other, people who love you love you more, and people you love know you better! I wish you a happy day.
54. There is only one subtlety between life and existence, and everyone who loves life seriously deserves to be treated gently.
55. After breakfast in the morning, I found a dollar missing when I checked out!
56. Being fond of cooking and eating breakfast proves that we still believe that good things always exist.
57. The world is sentimental, but in midsummer it is white porcelain and plum soup, and broken ice hits the wall.
58. The man jumped in line to buy breakfast. The woman in front was a little unhappy and said, Why are you squeezing a jb? ! ! The man replied, one! ! !
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