Funny greetings for the 2022 New Year.

1. I have a crescent moon in my hand, two stars on my head, three-color eyes and nine roses in my mouth. I come to you with lightning speed: Happy New Year! Would you like to share your vacation with me?

2. With the coming of the New Year, I wish you a unified start, and everything will be renewed; Good luck every year, peace every year; Financial resources are rolling, rich and auspicious; Happiness and well-being, how auspicious; Bamboo holds peace, and Five Blessingg is full of doors; Happy new year!

3. In order to thank my friends for their care and support over the years, I specially rewarded them during the New Year's Day-everyone who has a position in my heart will get a New Year's greeting message worth 10 yuan! Don't forget to invite me to dinner!

4. Pain is the best of others, and happiness is your own; Trouble will be temporary, but friends will last forever; Love is managed by heart, and there is nothing important in the world! may you have a happy new year!

5. Friend, I know nothing can make you use your brain, because your left brain is water and your right brain is flour; If you don't move, it's all mushy; So I send my blessing, please accept it. may you have a happy new year!

6. Life is really impatient. I always wanted to be a problem of juvenile. But after so many ups and downs, I still lived by the rules for so many years; Are you thinking the same thing as me? Anyway, I wish you a happy new year!

7. Close lover: Are you safe? I want to send my thoughts to you from afar. Love and care, affection and blessing. I sincerely wish you a happy new year!

8. Friend, the new year is coming. There is no windtight wall in this world. Don't have an affair. In this world, there is no beam that can't be hung, please don't hang yourself; The new year is coming, so be a happy person. Happy spring festival!

Endless love and blessings to my lover, you will always be my precious Spring Festival gift and everything to me!

10. I want epiphyllum to never wither and bloom in warm spring! I want the sun to shine in winter and melt the cold ice and snow! I want to make people who read short messages happy in the New Year, healthy and happy for a whole year!

1 1. Dude, don't be lame when you slip, and please don't flash your waist when you turn back; The new year is coming, no matter how impatient and sad life is, it can't hinder the arrival of the new year; I believe good luck is coming. Happy New Year!

12. Heart to heart, hand in hand, accept the reward of spring. I wish you a happy new year. We don't often celebrate the New Year, but we often have a new day. May every day of every year be full of happiness and joy.

13. Happy New Year to you! I wish you good health, better mood and more beautiful people! Life is getting more and more romantic! Happy new year!

14. I sincerely wish you the warmth of instant-boiled mutton, the enthusiasm of boiled fish, the delicious boiled shrimp, the sweetness of old meat, the breadth of noodles and the breadth of bread. I wish you a happy new year!

15. I quietly put the blessings and hopes of the new century under the snow-melting quilt, let them grow along the seedlings in spring, and give you richness and fragrance all year round!

16. Friend, do you know what I like to do when I am lovelorn? Whenever I am lovelorn, I put a brick on the mountain, and before I know it, China has the Great Wall boasted by Wan Li. My friend, I pity you! Happy new year!

17. I approached you quietly for fear of disturbing your peace. Do you hear the New Year bell in the distance? That's my blessing to you.

18. You say that you are the ugliest man in the world, but I want to tell you that even the ugliest person should fall in love and say that the world is full of love; Friend, let my love fly with you, fly to the New Year and live happily all my life.

19. I'm afraid I won't get up tomorrow night, so I booked the first ray of sunshine for you in the new year. I wish you a happy New Year! Book the first morning breeze of the new year for you, and wish you a smooth sailing! Book the first bird song for you in the new year, and wish you all the best!

20. I remember when we graduated from high school, our college entrance examination results came out. He told me happily that you didn't go to college, which can be said to be a kind of happiness for you and the school; Now I send this sentence to you, wishing you a happy new year!

2 1. You know that there were two great men in ancient China: Confucius and Laozi, so Laozi helped you solve the problems that Confucius could not solve in this world; It's the New Year, and I'm here. I wish you a happy New Year! Haha, don't get me wrong. I send my best wishes. You should be honored!

22. Understand the truth of a life. People living in this world can't get along with each other in a polite way. Sometimes you're welcome, you can always get better results. The new year is coming, I wish you happiness.

I grew up with your love, and now I will repay you with more love when I grow up, my dearest-mom and dad! Happy New Year. I will make my parents proud of me this year.

24. At this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. may you have a happy new year!

25. Knowing each other depends on fate, and knowing each other depends on sincerity. No matter where a true friend is, a sincere heart will always care and care for you. Happy New Year to my friends! Business is booming!