Who can give me some super funny jokes?

On this day, the teacher asked each of us to make a joke about Mandarin. Our group’s program was (Meeting).

The skit was about “a countryman taking everyone There was a meeting in a small wooden house. The host said: No pickles, but sausages. (Translation: Stop talking, now let the county magistrate speak.)

The county magistrate said: Rabbits, shrimps , the dog has eaten today’s meal, everyone is a big bastard! (Translation: Comrades, folks, today’s meal is enough, let’s all make big bowls!)

(After a while) County The county magistrate said: No more pickles! I'll check some shit for you... (Translation: Stop talking, I'll tell you a story)

The county magistrate said: This shit Someone has already eaten it (Translation: Someone already knows this story)

The county magistrate said: It doesn’t matter if you haven’t eaten it (Translation: It doesn’t matter if you don’t know)

The county magistrate said:

I will tell you now... (Translation: I will tell you now)

My mother said that my IQ is only 76. How high is my IQ? I don’t know either. I only know that I am a very lethal person, and many people have been hurt by me. Some of them have lost hope in life, and some have even committed suicide, so I have always suspected that I have a potential super person.

I still remember the first teacher who died because of me. When I was in the first grade of elementary school, my teacher took me with him. We went to the wild for a nature practice class. Seeing the spring breeze blowing green and the willows branching, the teacher couldn't help but think of a question, so he asked: "Students, do you know how to identify the direction of the wind?" ""I know! "A little girl in the same class answered as she picked up a leaf from the ground and threw it into the air. "You will know if you pick up a piece of something and throw it in the air to see where it floats." "Well, good." "The teacher praised, "Then is there any other student who is willing to demonstrate to you what kind of wind is blowing now? ""I! "I volunteered and walked out, picked up half a brick from the ground and threw it into the air...

"Report to the teacher, the wind is blowing now! ”

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I can’t remember what the teacher’s expression looked like at that time. I only remember that he struggled desperately for a few times and then died. Later, according to the hospital The doctor here said that he died due to a sudden strong stimulation of the blood and qi and blood. In this way, I killed a people's teacher who taught us about poultry animals. p>

Teacher: "There is an animal with two legs. Every morning when the sun comes out, it wakes you up until you wake up. Which animal is it?" "

I replied: "Mom! "The teacher laughed so hard that he almost died!

After I got home from the midterm exam, my mother asked me how my exam went. My son said, I didn't fill out one question. My mother asked what question it was. My son said there was one question. I didn’t care what was the result of multiplying 3 by 7 and filled in 15. My mother sprayed the water she just drank on my father’s face. Hey... I’m so great!

Me! Dad asked me how the school was?

"My dear son," the father asked, "Is your female teacher satisfied with you?" ”

“Ah, yes, Dad, very satisfied.” "

"How do you know? Did she say it to you personally? "

"Of course, Dad. The day before yesterday she said to me: ‘If all students were like you, I would leave school right away! ’ This shows that I have learned everything. "My dad's brain immediately went: "@$#$%#$#"*—..."@$#$%#$#"

One day in math, the teacher asked 1+1=?, I said no I know. The teacher asked me to go back and ask. I asked my mother, who was cooking and asked me to get out. ". I asked my sister, who was singing to BABY. I asked my brother, who was on the phone and said: I'll wait for you outside.

The next day, the teacher asked 1+1=? I said; Get out of here, the teacher slapped me, I yelled, the teacher called me a loser, and I said, "Get out." I said, "BABY, I'll wait for you outside."

Our math teacher had high blood pressure on the spot and fainted...

When I was in Chinese class in elementary school, all the Chinese teachers in the school went to listen to Teacher Ni's class. Teacher Ni wrote the word "being" on the blackboard and asked me: "Do you know this word?" I answered "No", and Teacher Ni started to inspire me: "Do you have a bed at home?" I answered " "Yes", "What's on the bed?" "Matt", "Where's it on the mat?" I answered: "My mother." Teacher Ni thought to herself, this is right, mother has a quilt on her body, so she continued: "You What about my mother? "My father." Teacher Ni never expected that I would say this and make a fool of myself in front of so many teachers. He asked in a hurry, "Where is the quilt?" I replied: "The quilt is on the ground." Teacher Ni was so angry at "me" The patient is admitted to the hospital!

Later, the school changed a teacher and asked us to make sentences. I completed the homework calmly and the teacher was very impressed with me. The sentence I wrote was:

Sad - the big ditch in front of our house Very sad.

If - canned food is not as nutritious as fruit juice.

Innocence - It's really hot today, a good day for swimming.

Ten points - my sister only got ten points in math, which is really embarrassing.

Calmness - When I do things, I always start with the easy ones.

Ginseng - The teacher said that everyone must try their best when participating in the team relay tomorrow.

Quilt - Xiaoyu's sanitary napkin was stolen.

Lunchbox - Xiao Ming regards defecation as the first thing he does when he gets up every morning.

The teacher touched my head and said sternly: Go home from school and work hard 10 articles. When I got home, there was no one, so I was ready to complete the homework assigned by the substitute teacher. I went to the toilet and started to smear the walls with feces. , I painted the entire bathroom ten times before I stopped when I was satisfied with my work. My family came back and scolded me. The next day, my mother went to the principal to sue the substitute teacher for misleading her children. Later, the substitute teacher was fired. Hey... I mentally said to myself: "I am very proactive in my appearance. Being ugly is not my original intention. God, please don't lose your temper. I will live bravely and bring out the beauty of the world!!!" ! ! ”

One morning during class, I put my feet on the aisle while chewing gum.

At this time, the teacher said to me: "Please spit out what is in your mouth, and then put your feet in."

My brain: "@$#$ %#$#”

In the days that followed, several more teachers met with misfortune. Fortunately, no one died, and no major leaks were made. However, my fame spread like wildfire and I became a celebrity in the city. However, celebrities also have the pain of celebrities, and I deeply understand this.

When I was in junior high school, the physics teacher asked me in physics class: How do you change the trajectory? Me: According to the Diamond Sutra, if a person does bad things in the sun and dies, he will become a ghost! It turns out that the teacher is talking about how satellites change their orbits!

I was woken up by the teacher while I was sleeping in history class. The teacher asked me: "Who did Princess Wencheng marry?"

Xiao Wang whispered to me: "Songtsen Gampo." He didn't hear clearly, so he opened his mouth and answered: "Song Dynasty cadres." Later, history did not make any progress.

One day I came back from the barber shop pretending to be cool. When I opened the door, all the girls exclaimed: "Here comes the cool guy!" I scratched my head in embarrassment: "Where! Where! I just got a cool haircut." That's all." The principal happened to be walking by and said seriously: "You have to hand it over even if you pick up some trousers!" We immediately thought!&$#&*&^%#*&^%@ Fortunately, it's okay, I'll go to the dormitory. I walked downstairs from the girls' dormitory and saw a friend who boasted loudly, "Look, I got a cool haircut." Immediately on the second floor, a girl stuck her head out and said, "My pants!" ! ! What you picked was my pants! ! ! ! ! !

During the exam the next day, the biology teacher brought a bird covered with cloth. Then he exposed the bird's legs and asked the students to guess what kind of bird it was. I really didn’t know, so I handed in a blank paper. The teacher was very angry when he saw it and asked: "Why did you hand in the blank paper? What's your name?" When I heard this, I rolled up my trouser legs angrily, exposing my legs and said, "Now it's your turn to guess who I am. Are you done?" The biology teacher fell down immediately~~~~~~

My fame has brought me a lot of trouble.

All middle schools in the city refused to admit me out of concern for the safety of their teachers. I had no choice but to go to the countryside with endless longing for a key middle school. Although the conditions in the middle school in the countryside were a bit tough, without the pressure of public opinion, I was still living at ease. However, gold always shines, and the silence unique to rural middle schools did not suppress my outburst. By chance, I came out of nowhere, suddenly emerged, and quickly occupied the rural market.

One day, I was late, and the teacher asked, "Why are you late today?" I said: I took the uncle next door’s boar for breeding this morning, so I was late. Before the teacher finished listening, his eyes widened and he said, "You should let the uncle next door do this." I puzzled and said, "It has to be a boar, and the uncle next door is not an animal."

It was an intellectual competition. Our class and another class still had no winner after the final competition. So the host announced the final decision: each class drew lots to send one representative. The two representatives then guess the coin. The person who guessed correctly asks a question to the person who guessed incorrectly. If the person who guessed incorrectly answers correctly, the person who guessed incorrectly wins. On the contrary, the class of the one who guesses correctly wins. The sky is moving, the earth is moving, I can't even hide from my errand. I was actually chosen as the representative and successfully guessed the wrong coin and entered the question and answer phase. The teacher and classmates suddenly became nervous, and everyone looked at me with eager eyes. Especially the head teacher, Mr. Li, looked heavy and said nothing. I also felt some pressure, but not because of this, but because of my opponent - Wang Xiaofo. Wang Xiaofo was the most powerful "famous teacher killer" in our school at that time, and he also had several murder cases under his hands. It is said that the previous principal met his end in its hands. But I still have some confidence, because after all, I am also a person who once shocked me. The questions began.

Wang Xiaofo put his hands in his trouser pockets and said slowly: "My mother boiled a few eggs and put them in my pocket today. Do you know how many there are?" "Coax!" There was an uproar around him. I don't know why everyone is making noise, but I know that this question arouses great interest in me. egg! I barely heard what question he asked. I only heard the word "egg" clearly. You must know that in the hard days in the countryside, there was almost nothing to eat. Two eggs would be a really delicious meal. I seemed to see the shiny egg white and tender yellow yolk... "If I get the answer right, will you give me a piece to eat?" I had long forgotten about the quizzes or class honors. All I'm interested in are eggs, eggs! "If you get the answer right, I'll give you both eggs." "Coax!" There was another uproar. I saw a look of astonishment on the face of the other classmate, while my classmates cheered and hugged each other to celebrate the victory. Teacher Li also cast a delighted look at me. I don’t know what they were happy about, but everyone was looking towards me. I smiled, and I smiled at them sheepishly, and then replied: "Is it five?"

The students' smiles froze in an instant, and gradually disappeared like an ebbing tide. No trace. But the other classmate suddenly started shouting and laughing. Things in this world are changing so fast. In the blink of an eye, everyone is crying and laughing, and everyone is crying and laughing. I don’t know what to do. I haven't had time to think carefully about what happened. The venue suddenly became chaotic. I saw one person lying on his back, blood spurting out from his mouth like a pillar, and then he slowly fell down.

"Teacher Li!"

"Teacher Li!!!"

She is our head teacher! I also hurried over. The teacher's face was pale, his eyes were closed, and he was unconscious. "It was him who killed Teacher Li!"

"It was him!"

"It was him!!!"

Oh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Swish, swish, swish! ! !

A bunch of angry eyes shot at me like sharp arrows.

My eyes went blank, and a voice echoed in my ears: "Duolong! Close the door! Release the dogs! All idlers should retreat!"

Later it was said that Teacher Li was not dead. , it was just a serious illness. After he recovered and was discharged from the hospital, he saw through the world of mortals, became a monk in Wutai Mountain, and stopped teaching again

Super funny! An excuse for poor grades!!

I am a Chinese when I am born and die a Chinese soul.?

It is impossible for me to learn English.?

English is not good I passed because I am patriotic.?

That is my true character when I failed in mathematics.?

The failure in Chinese highlights my character.?

I despise it because I believe in Jesus. Physics?

Aversion to history because you believe in the present?

Ignore geography because you love your family?

If students fail the exam, you really can’t blame them for the following reasons : ?

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1. Weekends: There are 52 Sundays in a year, so there are 52×2=104 days of rest. After deducting these days, there are only 261 days left in a year?

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2． Winter and summer vacations: There are about two months in a year that are either very hot or very cold, making it impossible to study. Therefore, after deducting the 60 days of winter and summer vacations, there are only 201 days left in the year?

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3. Legal holidays account for 10 days throughout the year, and after deduction, there are only 191 days left in the year?

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4. Sleeping 8 hours a day takes up 122 days in a year. After deduction, only 69 days remain?

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5. One and a half hours of eating, snacking, and fruit time every day takes up 23 days. If you deduct this, there will only be 46 days left in a year. ?

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6. One hour of gaming time per day takes up 15 days of the year. After deduction, there are only 31 days left in the year?

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7. One hour of communication time per day takes up 15 days of the year. After deduction, there are only 16 days left in the year?

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8. Going to the movies, shopping or other activities takes up 10 days of the year, and after deduction, there are 6 days left in the year?

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9. It is estimated that if you are sick 5 days a year, then there will only be 1 day left in the year?

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10. Is it this day, or is it my birthday?

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Excuse me, how can students pass the exam with so little time to study? A fool may not turn around, don’t blame me, I was forced too?

Be sure to read on! Guaranteed to be funny!

1 Examiner: What academic qualifications?

Candidate: Didn’t graduate from elementary school.

Examiner: Have you ever had a fight?

Candidate: It’s commonplace.

Examiner: Do you have a criminal record?

Candidate: Just came out.

Examiner: What about physical fitness?

Candidate: It’s okay. You can knock over the vendor’s tricycle with one kick.

Examiner: Do you dare to take other people’s things?

Candidate: This is my strength, just like taking my own things.

Examiner: Do you dare to hit me, old man?

Candidate: Xiaocai, my father made me disabled.

Examiner: You passed the exam. What our urban management department needs is talents like you!

Examiner: Let me ask again, what should I do if something goes wrong?

Candidate: Just say I am a temporary worker.

Examiner: I will go to work tonight

2. One day on the bus, a man and a woman collided due to crowding. .

The fashionable girl turned around and said, "Are you sick?"

The man felt confused and replied, "Do you have any medicine?"

Car The Master snickered!

The woman felt angry and replied: "Are you mentally ill?"

The man said coldly: "Can you cure it?"

The whole car People are laughing!

The bus driver stopped and leaned on the steering wheel laughing!

Two things:

The bus was overcrowded and there was a woman standing at the door.

A GG squeezed in from behind the car and wanted to get out of the car. He said to the woman: "Make way and get out of the car."

The woman did not move.

GG stepped on her when he squeezed past.

It turned out that the woman was so powerful that she kept scolding: "You're crazy! You're crazy!" She was so loud that the whole car was watching.

GG remained silent. When he got out of the car, he couldn't bear it any longer. He turned around and said to the woman, "You're the repeater!"

There were a few funny children behind, who kept talking. Act out the scene just now,

A said: "You are crazy, you!..." B said: "You are a repeater, you..."

Everyone in the car Laughing loudly~!

Later, a little girl also wanted to get out of the car. She squeezed past and said timidly: "I~I~I want to go, I am not crazy~!"

Everyone in the car Laughing again~!

The woman did not speak, but a word floated from the side: "Are you out of battery?"

Everyone in the car burst into laughter~!

3. Confucius said: Use bricks to shout when fighting, it will not lead to chaos! Take a photo! Never die again!

Buddha said; nonsense! My Buddha is compassionate! Don't play too much! A brick is almost dead! ! !

4. On Monday, I got on the bus with nothing but the 1 yuan for the ride. Sitting from the starting station to the final station, I felt peaceful all the way. But when I got off the bus at the terminal, I found a note in my pants: "It's a shame for an adult to go out without taking anything with you. -- "

On Tuesday, I carried a broken wallet , containing 1 cent. After arriving at the terminal, I found that the money was still there, and a note was stuffed in the wallet: "We are not beggars, please don't insult our profession. --"

On Wednesday, I still broke my wallet. There were 100 counterfeit bills inside. After arriving at the terminal, I found that the money was still there, and a note was stuffed in the wallet: "It is illegal to conceal counterfeit banknotes of large denominations. Please voluntarily go to the relevant departments and hand them in. -- "

Thursday , I took an envelope with a stack of expired Straits Talent Newspaper in it. After arriving at the terminal, I found that the envelope was still there. I took out the newspaper and took a look. The newspaper had been replaced by the latest Straits Talent News. I took a note with me: "This is the era of consultation. Only by updating information in a timely manner can we seize opportunities and win success." ! -- "

On Friday, I put a toy mobile phone in my pocket. When I arrived at the terminal, I still had my phone with an additional note: "Please don't make this joke and affect the normal work of our company. --"

On Saturday, I took a toy pistol and stuck it on my waist. After arriving at the terminal, I found that the gun was missing and a note was stuffed in the waistband of my trousers: "I hate you the most when it comes to robberies. You have no technical skills at all! Confiscate the crime tools! --"

On Sunday, I I was about to get on the bus, but there were too many people and I couldn’t squeeze in. While I was waiting for the next bus, I touched my pocket and found an extra 20 bucks and a note: "Brother, it's not easy for people in our line of work to be exposed to the sun and wind all day long. Here's my 20 bucks." , take a taxi wherever you want to go, please don't mess with us."

6. There were too many people on the bus one day. It was very hot and stuffy. I don't know who farted. Now the environment is getting worse. My friend really couldn't bear it, and he didn't know who it was, so there was nothing he could do.

Just then, the conductor was asking: "Who didn't buy a ticket?" My friend suddenly had an idea and said loudly: "The one who farted didn't buy a ticket!" Suddenly, a very fat woman held the ticket high in her hand and said loudly: "I've already bought a ticket!"

7. A sculpture was completed in a new university building: a girl holding a book in her left hand and a dove symbolizing peace in her right hand. The school publicly solicited names from students, and many people's slogans coincided with each other - studying is useless!

9. The situation of losing bicycles in school is very serious. New bicycles disappear in the blink of an eye. However, sometimes you are lucky and the lost bicycle will appear again every few days. One day, Xiao Jing, a classmate in the same dormitory, bought a new transmission car. She showed off to everyone she met and said, "I have installed the latest lock on this car!" The next day, Xiao Jing returned from studying at night, looking depressed. He looked like he was holding a piece of paper in his hand, which said: Don't think there are no experts here. I borrowed the car and will return it to you in a few days!

A few days later, the thief actually returned the car. Xiaojing was very happy, but she was worried that the car would be "borrowed" again. So I bought ten big locks, locked the car tightly, and posted a note to the thief: Let's see how you can "borrow" it! When Xiaojing went downstairs the next morning, she found five extra locks on the car, and there was a note on the lock: Let's see how you keep riding!

10. There were three little tadpoles. They went to a restaurant to eat... After waiting for a while, the first dish was served... It was fried frogs..

Three little tadpoles They all sang in unison: I don’t want to, I don’t want to, don’t want to grow up...

11. One day, Cao Cao captured Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei. Cao Cao said to the three of them, each of you go to the orchard and choose a fruit. After a while, Zhang Fei brought out an apple. Cao Cao said that if they could put the fruit into their butts, he would let them go. Zhang Fei tried for a while, but failed and was killed. After a while, Guan Yu came out with three grapes. Cao Cao also said the same thing to him, and Guan Yu began to stuff them... When he stuffed the third grape, Guan Yu suddenly burst into laughter, and the grapes were smashed. was killed. After going down to the underworld, the King of Hell asked Guan Yu: "You are so stupid, why are you laughing? If you don't laugh, you won't die." Guan Yu sighed and said, "I don't want to either! God is jealous of the beauty! When I stuffed the third one, suddenly I saw Brother Liu walking out with a durian in his arms..."

12. Yesterday, I went to eat at KFC. The people in line behind me looked like a couple. I saw them ordering a lot of food, and then Sit next to me. After sitting down, the girl began to eat voraciously, as if she had been hungry for several days, while the boy nibbled on the French fries one by one, as if he had something on his mind.

Suddenly, the boy put down the fries, moved forward, and asked seriously: "Qingqing, can I chase you?"

The girl said directly without raising her head. : "No!"

The boy asked again: "Isn't it possible at all?"

The girl simply said: "It's not possible at all!"

The boy was stunned, looking straight at her and staying there...

At that time, the girl was holding a chicken leg in one hand and a burger in the other. She felt that the boy was looking at her, so she stopped eating, and then He looked at the boy with pitiful eyes and whispered: "Then...can I still eat it?"

Everyone next to me, including me, laughed out loud. The boy was helpless and hurriedly said : "Eat, eat..."

This girl is so cute...If you don't let me chase you, I will definitely chase you...I will chase her with my life! ! ! !

13. I have always been restless in school. When I was a freshman, I went to self-study for the first time. I would sit in the classroom and feel depressed, and then I would go to the corridor to smoke.

Just after lighting up the cigarette, a PL girl came and asked, "We are studying in self-study now! Why did you run out?"

I said, I came out to smoke out of boredom. ,MM which class are you in? He ran out anyway.

PLMM pointed to our classroom and said, "That class!"

I was very excited and said, are we in the same class? What, are you depressed too?

She said: Well, a new student in our class ran out during self-study, and I came out to look for him.

I smiled, but it seems that there is still someone who can’t sit still. Why are you looking for him? You are not his mother!

MM: There is no way, I am his class teacher!

I was confused at the time...

After a minute, I held back a sentence: Teacher, you look so young...

14. Dad works in a glass factory Workers have the habit of wearing gloves when working.

One day after the night shift, he took a taxi home. As the car passed through a small forest in the suburbs, a cool breeze came. Dad felt a little cold, so he took out his gloves from his pocket and put them on. The driver saw it in the rearview mirror and asked cautiously: "Brother, what are you doing?"

"Oh, it's nothing, I'm used to it. , I have to wear gloves every time I work, so that I won’t cut myself or leave traces..."

15 A middle-aged man went to a local private store on a business trip. hostel.

When dining the first night, the middle-aged man saw a few stains on the edge of the dish and was very worried.

He asked the hotel owner: "This dish doesn't look clean." The boss replied: "Don't worry, the mineral water will make it very clean."

Hear With such an answer, the middle-aged man started eating with great peace of mind.

A week passed. The middle-aged man ate at the hotel every day and became familiar with a big dog in the hotel.

When the middle-aged man stepped out of the door, the dog reluctantly caught up with him, clinging to him and refusing to let him leave.

The hotel owner saw it, walked up and patted the dog on the head, and said softly: "Let the guest go, mineral water."

16 The hunter was hunting, looking at the tree There were two birds. I raised my gun and shot down one. I found that it was a hairless one. Just as I was wondering, another bird flew down and cursed the hunter: Damn it, I just coaxed her to take off her clothes and you shot her down. . . .

17. A certain hotel keeps a parrot hanging at the door. When a guest arrives, he says: "Hello, welcome!" A regular guest thought: I'll come in quickly and see how you react. One day he "sneered" and After running in, the parrot said: "His grandma's! It scared me!!!"

18 A child laughed loudly after being born in the delivery room. The delivery nurse was very strange. They gathered around and observed that the child had tight fists. He held it, and after breaking it open, he found it was an abortion pill. He only heard the child say: Damn it! Want to kill me? Not that easy! !

19 At the end of the performance, the leader came on stage and took the hand of the beautiful Mongolian actress and asked her her name. The actress said excitedly: Malegebi

20 Stand higher and see farther; if the water is clear, there will be no fish, and if the people are humble, they will be invincible! Go your own way and let someone else take a taxi. Wear someone else's shoes and let someone else find them.

21 What is depression? I was beaten three times, someone hugged me, my wallet was stolen, my wife ran away with someone, the only porridge left at home was sour after smelling it, my eyes rolled up, I went to the hospital for treatment. The car fell into a ditch!

22 Mooncake fell in love with Mantou and pursued her desperately, but Mantou refused to obey. Mooncake is sad: (Hong Kong accent) What is this for? Steamed Bun: My mother said, your stomach is full of intestines.

23 One day the hen flew up to the roof, and the owner angrily said, "Come down, if you don't come down I will kill all the roosters here, and your life will be worse than death." The hen laughed and said, "Finally You can go find ducks."

24 An American, a Frenchman and a Chinese were walking in the desert. As they walked, they saw a bottle, and after opening the cork, a man floated out. Come, the man said: "I am a god, and I can grant each of you three wishes!" The American was the first to say, "My first wish is for a lot of money." The god said: "This is simple. , fulfill you! Tell me about the second wish. "The American said: "I want a lot of money!" After the fairy fulfilled his wish, the American said his third wish: "Bring me back. "Home." The fairy said, "No problem." So the Americans returned to the United States with a lot of money. The fairy asked the Frenchman again. The Frenchman said: "I want a beautiful woman!" The fairy gave him the beautiful woman. The Frenchman said again: "I also want a beautiful woman!" The fairy also satisfied him and gave him a beautiful woman. The Frenchman finally said: "Send me back to France." After the fairy sent the Frenchman back to his country, he asked the Chinese what they wanted. The Chinese said: "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first." The god gave it to him.

Ask him what his second wish is. The Chinese said: "Another bottle of Erguotou!" The god asked him what his third wish was. The Chinese said: "I miss the French and Americans very much. Please bring them back." The French and Americans were extremely popular, but they had no choice but to continue walking. While walking, I saw another bottle. After opening the stopper, another person appeared. The person said: "I am the younger brother of the fairy just now. My magic power is not as strong as his, so I can only grant two wishes for each of you." France Together with the Americans, they thought it would be better to let the Chinese speak first, lest they come back later. So the Chinese said: "Then let's have a bottle of Erguotou first." The fairy fulfilled his wish. The French and Americans urged the Chinese to express their second wish quickly. After drinking Erguotou, the Chinese said to the gods calmly: "Okay, it's okay, you can go." An American, a Japanese, and a Chinese were exploring in the jungle. As a result, they were all captured by the cannibal tribe. But the tribal chief said: "I am in a good mood today and I will not eat you, but you will all have to suffer a hundred blows, but before you get a blow, you can have a wish come true." The Americans were the first to suffer the blow. He said: "Before I hit the board, put a cushion on my butt." After putting it on, the boards fell like raindrops. At first, 70 boards were okay, but after 70 boards, the cushion was smashed, and then the boards were bloody... After the beating... , the United States walked away touching its butt. After seeing this, the Japanese asked for 10 mattresses. After 1, 2, 3...100 beatings, the Japanese stood up, patted their butts, and said it was fine; then they boasted about their ability to imitate and recreate, and wanted to sit back and watch the Chinese show. The Chinese slowly lay down and said leisurely: "Come on, put the Japanese on my back."...