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20 10 National Day Latest Classic SMS Greetings

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1. The recipient wets the bed tonight, the depositor wets the bed tomorrow, and the deleted one wets the bed the day after tomorrow, forwarding one week to wet the bed, replying to wet the bed for one month, and not going back to wet the bed every day, haha! I wish the children a happy bed wetting!

When I turned to leave, you cried helplessly behind me, letting me know how much I love you. I turned around and hugged you: this pig is not for sale. I wish you a happy National Day.

3. Brother Biao asked me to give you a message, so don't say anything, just, just wish you: Good luck in Mao Mao, and Kaka will catch the money! Money? Guess what? It's money, Kaka and scratch!

4. Love for a year and hate for a year; One for you and one for me. Thank you. Live a good life, philosophy; Two steps are two steps of happiness; Heaven and earth, wish you a happy National Day for me in advance!

Friendship is delicious meat buns, hot pot, hot pot and round moon cakes. Let's have a drink on National Day.

6. Dude, you want to invite me to dinner on National Day. If you don't meet my requirements, I'll write your mobile phone number on the wall and add two words in front of it: apply for a certificate!

7. Did you have a good time on National Day? To tell you, I have changed my job, and now I work in a bank, not far from you. Come to me when you have time, call my name at the bank, and I'll know. Yes, I changed my name. That's too vulgar. I'll call sister Qiang first.

8. Really desperate, Huaguoshan has been developed into a tourist area by the state; Master also married Bai two days ago; I also sold a golden hoop yesterday. I really miss the days when we studied classics. Second brother, are you okay? Happy National Day!

9. Now, I have to admit that you are the best friend I know. I feel very happy with you, really! Sorry, I typed one more word. Happy national day, I wish you all your wishes come true!

10. I haven't seen you for a long time I really miss you! Are you okay? Does the tiger bully you? Did the lion scare you? Did the tourists throw anything at you? Do you have the habit of reading text messages with two small hooves on your mobile phone? Happy National Day.

1 1. I will ask you questions during the National Day Golden Week. I usually work a lot, so take the opportunity to relax! Be careful when you go out, it is safe and precious. I don't want to talk any more nonsense, pig head. Have fun.

12. Autumn is coming, the National Day is coming, the trip is cold, the work is hard, the luggage is packed, the people are scattered, and the mobile phone is turned off ... Only lazy pigs can read text messages.

13. On the occasion of National Day, I wish you a prosperous life and all the best. Great body, as strong as a bear; Love is as sweet as a bee; Good luck is a dime a dozen; My career is booming, flying higher and higher like Dapeng.

14. I followed the sea in my early years and earned 10,000 yuan; Later, I fiddled with the internet and got more than 10 thousand; I bought a lottery ticket on National Day this year and won more than 5 million! Celebrate the world!

15. I am an onion, standing in the wind and rain, who wants to touch my soy sauce * * his ancestors! I traveled all over the country, drank water behind the toilet, ran over my leg on the train track and kissed a fool. Fuck! Refuse nothing, just miss you! Happy National Day

16. eleven thinking of you is the happiest thing; Seeing you is the happiest thing; Loving you is what I will always do; Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing; However, lying to you just happened.

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1. It's sad, beautiful and sweet to miss you. In my heart, it is a kind of warmth that nothing can replace. I miss you more in beautiful festivals!

If one day you think of someone who loved you, it must be me. If one day no one loves you, it must be me. I still miss you on National Day, don't you?

At this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. I wish you a happy National Day holiday!

When you pack your bags and prepare to travel, remember to bring my blessing-bon voyage! Have fun!

I propose to you on National Day, will you? I want you to be the second happiest person in the world! Why? Because I married you, I became the happiest person in the world!

6. The water is flowing and the fish is swimming. There is no reason to love you. The wind is blowing and it is raining. I really want to hug and kiss you. There is love in the sky and love on the earth. How about a romantic National Day?

7. Baiyun never promises to stay in the sky, but gets along with each other day and night; Stars never promise light to the night, but try their best to shine; I never tell you my thoughts, but I always care about them. Happy National Day!