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20 10 humorous New Year greetings

1, give you the blessing of tiger tiger, the sweetness of tiger tiger, the luck of tiger tiger, the health of tiger tiger, the happiness of tiger tiger, the mood of tiger tiger, the comfort of tiger tiger tiger, the smoothness of tiger tiger, the happiness of tiger tiger tiger and the life of tiger tiger tiger!

2. Giving a tiger in the Year of the Tiger makes the whole family happy. Tiger's hoof makes money for you, tiger's tail blows sorrow for you, tiger's ear bumps happiness for you, and tiger's back carries health and longevity for you. Let this tiger stay with you, and you are a tiger without a tiger!

3. In the Year of the Tiger, I wish you a prosperous fortune, hair like a fat tiger, body like a tiger, feelings like a milk tiger, luck like tiger hair, and career like a tiger!

4, Spring Festival, I wish you good luck in the Year of the Tiger, show your talents and be furious!

In the Spring Festival, Khufu brings good luck, while Hu Jin is full of wealth. Pang Hu wishes you a long life, the milk tiger sends you health, the ploughing tiger wishes you a meal in Man Cang, the red tiger wishes you a successful career, and the tiger looks forward to your long-term love!

In the new year, I wish you all the best in the Year of the Tiger. Healthy as a tiger! In short, everything is a tiger! Tiger! Tiger!

7. With the arrival of the Year of the Tiger, I wish you: In the Year of the Tiger, be a tiger, be a tiger, make a fortune, scream in anger, and laugh with joy. I was in a good mood last year, and this year's days are even more exciting!

8. All the above are tacky, affordable and elegant. Elegant and vulgar * * * reward!

9. The first ray of sunshine in the morning is my deep blessing to you, and the last touch of purples in the sunset is my loyal greeting to you. On the occasion of New Year's Eve, send my sincere wishes: Happy Year of the Tiger!

10, not only festivals, but also happiness and happiness come as scheduled. What is increasing day by day is not only age, but also friendship and health. As always, my heart deeply wishes: all the best in the Year of the Tiger! 1 1. The wind is chasing the fall of spring, the snow is walking in the warm ocean, and the lights illuminate the way home. No matter how far you are, my blessing has set sail; I wish you a happy Year of the Tiger!

12, there is always a windy morning, there is always a warm afternoon, there is always a brilliant dusk, there is always a meteor night, there is always a person praying, and all the beauty in the world belongs to you! I wish you a happy Year of the Tiger and all your wishes come true!

13, all the best, safety cover; Good health and long life; Full house, surrounded by happiness; You are lucky, you are lucky; Carefree and unrestrained. Happy spring festival!

14, Tiger Spirit brings good luck and brings happiness to Ruixiang in the New Year. The earth is sunny, good luck is shining, and the house is full of happiness. Colorful spring, everything goes well. Now SMS sends greetings, with warm feelings and flying hearts!

15,2010 tribal tiger n wish: the stock will go up a little and the house price will go down a little; Less disasters and more wages; The earth is more peaceful and the world is more harmonious; Friends are happier and the motherland is more bullish!

16. What I can't forget is the thick flavor of the year, the endless years, the sweet New Year's Eve, the prosperous New Year and the endless messages of the Year of the Tiger.

17, I miss you, and I miss my relatives twice during the festive season; Miss you, like water; Care about you, even if it is light years; I wish you happiness and health every year! Moo! may you have a happy new year!

18, receiver, SMS also. I miss you when I send it I miss you because you are my friend. Therefore, this book tells you to eat when you are hungry, rest when you are sleepy, and wrap up when you are cold.

19, spring goes back, and it came again last year. Smell the Year of the Tiger, listen to the strong local accent, count the mother's white hair and touch her father's wrinkles. I don't want wealth, I want peace. Happy Year of the Tiger, Mom and Dad!

20. Don't forget Pierer during the Spring Festival! 2 1, the first ray of sunshine in the morning is my deep blessing to you, and the last touch of purples in the sunset is my loyal greeting to you. On the occasion of the new year, send my sincere wishes: Happy Year of the Tiger!

22. Not only festivals come as scheduled, but also happiness and happiness. What is increasing day by day is not only age, but also friendship and health. As always, my heart deeply wishes: all the best in the Year of the Tiger!

23, Taurus New Year, happy and auspicious; Taurus knocks at the door, five blessings; Jinniudong, the financial resources are rolling; Taurus teases the cat and climbs up step by step; Taurus welcomes the Olympics, and good news is frequently spread; Taurus prays that the whole family will be happy!

24. When the Year of the Tiger arrives, send a message to say hello. Have a good day and a good night's sleep; Gold falls from the sky and hits your feet; To ask who I am, please look at my mobile phone number.

25. Blessing for you, sweetness for you, luck for you, health for you, happiness for you, mood for you, comfort for you, smoothness for you, happiness for you and life for you!

26. Giving a tiger in the Year of the Tiger makes the whole family happy. Tiger's hoof makes money for you, tiger's tail blows sorrow for you, tiger's ear bumps happiness for you, and tiger's back carries health and longevity for you. Let this tiger stay with you, and you are a tiger without a tiger!

27. In the Year of the Tiger, I wish you a prosperous fortune, hair like a fat tiger, body like a tiger, feelings like a milk tiger, luck like tiger hair, and career like a tiger!

28. It's spring again. The happy event in the Year of the Tiger is really lively. Fuwa prayed for the prosperity of the country, the Olympic medals were full, the God Seven soared to the sky with high national strength, and the people were healthy and harmonious. I was the first to send a message to celebrate the New Year. I sincerely hope that everyone will accept it.

29. The first ray of sunshine in the morning is my deep blessing to you, and the last touch of purples in the sunset is my loyal greeting to you. On the occasion of the new year, send my sincere wishes: Happy Year of the Tiger!

30. Not only festivals come as scheduled, but also happiness and happiness. What is increasing day by day is not only age, but also friendship and health. As always, my heart deeply wishes: all the best in the Year of the Tiger! 3 1, Taurus, happy and auspicious; Taurus knocks at the door, five blessings; Jinniudong, the financial resources are rolling; Taurus teases the cat and climbs up step by step; Taurus welcomes the Olympics, and good news is frequently spread; Taurus prays that the whole family will be happy!

32. When the Year of the Tiger arrives, send a message to say hello. Have a good day and a good night's sleep; Gold falls from the sky and hits your feet; To ask who I am, please look at my mobile phone number.

33. Bless you, sweet you, lucky you, healthy you, happy you, happy you, comfortable you, smooth you, happy you and live you!

34. Giving a tiger in the Year of the Tiger makes the whole family happy. Tiger's hoof makes money for you, tiger's tail blows sorrow for you, tiger's ear bumps happiness for you, and tiger's back carries health and longevity for you. Let this tiger stay with you, and you are a tiger without a tiger!

35. In the Year of the Tiger, I wish you a prosperous fortune, hair like a fat tiger, body like a tiger, feelings like a milk tiger, luck like tiger hair, and career like a tiger!

36. It's another spring, and the year of the tiger is really lively. Fuwa prayed for the prosperity of the country, the Olympic medals were full, the God Seven soared to the sky with high national strength, and the people were healthy and harmonious. I was the first to send a message to celebrate the New Year. I sincerely hope that everyone will accept it.

37. The first ray of sunshine in the morning is my deep blessing to you, and the last touch of purples in the sunset is my loyal greeting to you. On the occasion of the new year, send my sincere wishes: Happy Year of the Tiger!

38. Not only do festivals come as scheduled, but there is also happiness and happiness. What is increasing day by day is not only age, but also friendship and health. As always, my heart deeply wishes: all the best in the Year of the Tiger!

39, Taurus New Year, happy and auspicious; Taurus knocks at the door, five blessings; Jinniudong, the financial resources are rolling; Taurus teases the cat and climbs up step by step; Taurus welcomes the Olympics, and good news is frequently spread; Taurus prays that the whole family will be happy!

40. When the Year of the Tiger arrives, send a message to say hello. Have a good day and a good night's sleep; Gold falls from the sky and hits your feet; To ask who I am, please look at my mobile phone number. 4 1, give you the blessing of tiger tiger, the sweetness of tiger tiger, the luck of tiger tiger, the health of tiger tiger, the happiness of tiger tiger, the mood of tiger tiger, the comfort of tiger tiger, the smoothness of tiger tiger, the happiness of tiger tiger tiger and the life of tiger tiger tiger!

42. Giving a tiger in the Year of the Tiger makes the whole family happy. Tiger's hoof makes money for you, tiger's tail blows sorrow for you, tiger's ear bumps happiness for you, and tiger's back carries health and longevity for you. Let this tiger stay with you, and you are a tiger without a tiger!

43. In the Year of the Tiger, I wish you a prosperous fortune, hair like a fat tiger, body like a tiger, feelings like a milk tiger, luck like tiger hair, and career like a tiger!

44. It's spring again. The happy event in the Year of the Tiger is really lively. Fuwa prayed for the prosperity of the country, the Olympic medals were full, the God Seven soared to the sky with high national strength, and the people were healthy and harmonious. I was the first to send a message to celebrate the New Year. I sincerely hope that everyone will accept it.

45. Year of the Tiger, I bless you; I wish you a happy Year of the Tiger, Year of the Tiger, Year of the Tiger and Year of the Tiger!

★ 1 Wind and rain send spring home, and snow welcomes happiness. Received thousands of text messages, and some people haven't arrived yet. Ah Fu didn't rush to the top, just waited for the auspicious time, and his wish came true. I set off firecrackers with a smile.

★ 2 Let friendship be deeper in care, family be warmer in care, mind be calmer in frankness, life be better in simplicity, blessings be better in greetings, and happy Spring Festival be in blessings!

★ 3 I care about the ups and downs I have experienced in my life, and I care about the sincerity and touch that can be seen everywhere in my life. Maybe I'm not perfect, but I know how to cherish every friend I have walked with in my life and sincerely wish you a happy New Year!

★ 4 Air conditioning can't cool the flame of youth, color TV can't interpret young colors, MP3 can't play the timbre of years, movies are far less exciting than life, but short messages can pin my sincere wishes: Happy Spring Festival!

★ 5 Shake your head and all roads are accessible; The ears are flapping and the sun is shining; Ass arch arch, happiness is all; Tail up, happy smile; Taurus hum, loud footsteps; Fireworks are swaying and bells are ringing. I wish you a happy New Year's Eve!

★ 6 I want to miss the fate every year. I want to receive one and get one free. Thank you. Let's have a good day and be self-sufficient. Two steps are two steps of happiness. God makes my friends happy every day. Let's go, let's go, let's go, it's 2009.

★ 7 The Spring Festival is coming. I knitted a red sweater for you by candlelight with the wool twisted with blessings: peace in front, happiness in the back, and good luck with thick shoulders. I wear it in my sleeve, and the collar contains consideration. My pocket is full of happiness. Let me wrap you with warmth and let my heart accompany you through the new year.

★ 8 I wish you a new home in the Year of the Ox, write a new book, be in charge of major events, help others, create a new style, and win the Taurus back!

★ 9 Health is the best gift, contentment is the greatest wealth, self-confidence is the best virtue, care is the most sincere greeting, care is the most selfless miss, and blessing is the best word. may you have a happy new year! Peace and happiness!

★ 10 elegant people will know when they look back; People who strive for progress will know by listening to footsteps; Kind people can see it when they smile; A confident person can tell by looking at his eyes; Lucky man, look at you. Happy spring festival!

★ 1 1 Cut some beautiful dresses and taste some fragrant tea nectar. Invite three or five friends and relatives to talk about their spring planting and autumn collection. Qingfeng cashier dog resigned to welcome the new year Taurus. The sender is sincere and clever, and the reader lives long. Wish you a happy Spring Festival!

★ 12 The sunshine of Mount Qomolangma, the breeze that gathers the ends of the earth, exhausts the blessings of the Gangdise Mountain, and sucks the wealth of Bill Gates as a gift. I wish you a happy Spring Festival, all your wishes come true and all the best!

★ 13 Send a message to tell you that the Year of the Ox is auspicious; Write a comma to congratulate the New Year. Draw a full stop and wish you a happy new year. Moved by an exclamation point, you will gather love in the new year. Draw a quotation mark to include you, and the new year is blessed; Circle a bracket to lock you up and gather wealth in the new year; A line of ellipsis condenses a thousand words, wishing you a happy New Year and a happy family!

★ 14 mountain can block the sky and the heights, but it can't stop the deep thoughts; Jingwei can open the distance, but can't stop the sincere feelings; Time can pass, and friends will be close no matter how far away they are. Spring Festival is coming, send my blessing!

★ 15 The road ahead is long, take a rest; Trouble is also heavy, let go; Things are complicated, take your time; There are a lot of fun, play; The Spring Festival is coming, let's get together; There are many relatives and friends, take a walk; Mountains and rivers are more magnificent. Turn around. Congratulations on a happy holiday!

★ 16 Meeting is a melodious song, knowing each other is a cup of mellow wine, getting along with flying geese and knowing each other is Gu Teng. I will always bless you silently when I am calm. May happiness and peace accompany your sweet life. Happy New Year!

★ 17 is solemnly famous: this short message has never been forwarded, never seen, simple in packaging, sincere, original and genuine, and piracy will be investigated. If there is any similarity, it is purely coincidental. Happy Year of the Ox!

★ 18 The blessing in spring is gentle wind, the blessing in summer is cool rain, the blessing in autumn is crystal dew, the blessing in winter is snowy, and my blessing is 1 and 0. The reinforced concrete that travels through time and space will accompany you all your life.

★ 19 The Spring Festival is here, and Happy New Year: the whole family should worship; Second, it is less difficult to worship; Worship troubles three times; Four worships are not old; Worship children's filial piety; Six thanks for happiness; 7. Worship sadness and throw it away; Eight worships have high income; Jiubai security shield; Ten worshippers are happy.

★ 20 send a message to make people feel safe for a long time; Receiving a phone call makes people warm for a long time; Taste a pot of good tea, which makes people aftertaste for a long time; Recalling a past event, people can't let go for a long time. And I just want to make you happy for a long time!

★ 2 1 Here's a basket of fruit for the New Year. I wish you: peace in Fu Gui, orange fragrance is easy to be like, pears wish success, apricots are happy, persimmons are happy, nuclear families are happy, plums are troubled, sweet as sugar cane and happy as grapes. Please accept it!

★ 22 It is warm to be remembered; Blessed is happiness; It is sacred to be prayed; It is safe to be blessed. You are my friend, remembered, blessed, prayed and blessed. I wish you a happy New Year!

★ 23 Spring breeze warms everything, whipping the old year. Say a word of good wishes to each other and have a family photo again and again.

I told you not to tell him because he told me not to tell you. Now I'm telling you not to tell him. If he asks you if I told him, you tell him I didn't. Happy New Year!

★ 25 I wish the new year, as always, a family of three is United, singing all the year round, five blessings, happiness in June and June, happiness in all directions, good luck in 1999 and happy reunion.

★ 26 The sound of flowers is known in spring; Warm feeling, the heart knows; Happy new year, you know; And the phone gently chirping at this time is a sweet hug I bring you, healthy and happy!

★ 27 There are faint poems in the long clouds; There is continuous joy in the faint poem; There are my gentle greetings in endless joy. Good luck in the new year!

★ 28 Send you sunshine and evaporate fatigue for you; Send you a drizzle to wash away your fatigue; Send you a meteor and bring you a good dream; Send you rosy clouds and take a message for me: everything goes well during the Spring Festival!

★ 29 Drive mood with happiness, navigate life with ideas, pursue career with persistence, treat friends with sincerity, treat hardships with dullness, pursue happiness with efforts, treat life with gratitude, and wish a happy New Year!

★ 30 During the Spring Festival, you should relax, be carefree, be happy, always in your chest, just like an onion in a pot, indifferent to troubles, and not depressed. The fortune of the coming year will be very easy! Friends can always be the first in the letter!

★ 3 1 is a firecracker; What has passed away is the years; What is left is a story; Bring hope; Hope is beautiful; Send a blessing: I wish you and your family peace, happiness, health and happiness in the Spring Festival!

★ 32 In the New Year message, Ping An said that he loves you very much! Happiness says he pursues you! Health says he hugs you! Wealth said he kissed you! Longevity says he belongs to you! I said I want to bless you! Happy new year!

★ 33 unforgettable is the pure friendship between you and me; What is valuable is the true feelings that will never change; I am glad that this life is predestined friends with you; I extend my warmest wishes. I wish you a happy New Year!

★ 34 No matter how things change, let the truth always be there; No matter how busy you are at work, you should keep in touch; Whether it is a phone call or a text message, let the greetings always be there; No matter whether the end of the world is near at hand, let the blessing always be there! Happy new year!

★ 35 Walking through the mountains and rivers, the feet are high and low; After ups and downs, we still have to look for it; Get more or less, lose bits and pieces, the important thing is to be happy! I wish all the best in the Spring Festival!

★ 36 I will warm you with sunshine, decorate you with starlight, intoxicate you with wine, satisfy you with food and drown you with happiness. But I haven't been a god for a long time, so I can only bless you by SMS. Happy new year!

★ 37 The moment of fireworks is happiness; The moment of a meteor is a wish; The moment of missing is touching. And I just want you to understand when you see the message: No matter where you are, I will deeply wish you a happy Spring Festival!

★ 38 The Spring Festival is coming, so I'll cut a bunch of spring flowers for you. I wish you a happy spring breeze and a happy mood. Chun' an Xiatai is in good health; Chunhua Qiushi, a masterpiece; Spring is full of flowers and good luck. I wish you all the best!

★ 39 A plain greeting is very light; A blessing is as ordinary as paper and very real; Pick a star, pick a cloud and send it to you in a safe and happy envelope. Happy New Year to you and your family!

★ 40 A trace of sincerity is better than a thousand taels of gold; A little warmth can be worth the frost in Wan Li; A greeting brings warmth and sweetness; A short message sends my sincere wishes. Happy new year!

★ 4 1 Are you happy recently? Are you working hard? Are your meals warm? Are your beds warm? Are your friends close? Are your lovers sincere? If all goes well, I wish you a happy new year! Happy every day!

★ 42 The best happiness is to remember someone; The best happiness is that someone cares; The best effort is to let others recognize your efforts; The best friend is to take the time not to forget to wish each other: Happy Spring Festival!

★ 43 Please don't be too tired at work and take your time. Health is really precious! Ordinary happiness is also a rare taste! Sincerely wish a happy new year! Good health!

★ 44 The Spring Festival is coming! I want spring breeze to bring you tenderness, spring rain to bring you charm, spring breeze to bring you brilliance, spring flower to bring you beauty, spring scenery to bring you happiness, and spring dreams to bring you happiness!

★ 45 bamboo explosion is safe, the Spring Festival is approaching, bless your loved ones, and the financial resources are rolling! Best wishes to friends, the Year of the Ox! Bless the enemy, be kind! Good luck to my rival!

★ 46 ringtone is a kind greeting; Answer: meet again after a long separation; Information is the communication of the mind; Reading is the care of true feelings; Turning off the phone is a beautiful memory; Writing back is the embodiment of true feelings! I wish you a happy new year.