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Couple prank message

1, I have never done anything good or good in my life, but I think I am luckiest to meet you.

Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I have been proud for more than ten years, and I am afraid to see you.

I am the blackboard and you are the white chalk. Our combination makes words witness our vivid love; I am a relief stone and you are a chisel. Let art witness our deep love!

As long as I have what you want, I will definitely give it to you! What are you still doing outside? Stay with me!

5, pulling out seedlings encourages absurdity, and stealing bells is quite dry. Borrowing an arrow from a straw boat is a clever plan, and burning the boat is a decisive battle. Romance is romance, and sacrificing one's life for righteousness is dedication. If you keep looking down, you are an idiot!

6. Let me accompany you to drift in the sea, just to be an oar in your hand. No matter how thick the storm is, you will have me by your side.

I loved you very much yesterday, and I don't want to love you today, but I know that when I wake up tomorrow, I still love you the most.

If I can, I'd rather be a child and stand in front of you empty-handed and expect your pity. If I can, I'd rather be a beggar and walk by your door. I long for your love in my empty bowl.

9. When did you start to like me? I don't know. I just wake up one day and look around you. Both men and women feel that they are rivals in love. I knew it! I am hopeless!

10. Yesterday, God gave me two choices, to be Aristotle or you. I didn't become Aristotle, but I chose you.

1 1. Should I count your thoughts with the stars, or should I count the stars in the sky with you?

12, the most extravagant thing in my life is to meet you on the road, then feel sorry for each other and smell the flowers.

13, do you want to know what my love for you is? I just like you from the bottom of my heart. I think your every move is very kind. You like others more than me, and I am not happy. If you like others, I will cry, but I still like you.

14, open the curtain of love, sing a gentle overture and say a sweet line. On the stage of love, the protagonists are only you and me, baby, I love you forever, and I am willing to create a happy life for you!

15, there are always a few days when you wake up in the morning and feel the dark clouds approaching. On such a day, you must think of happy things, think of me, and I will be the one who brings you the greatest happiness.

16, put that oath gently on your finger, and we will have a lifetime from now on. Look at your beautiful face carefully tonight, which will be the only name in my future arms.

17, I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass me, I will fall for you, even if I don't smash you, it's in vain.

18, flowers bloom in the dream of leaves, clouds float in the eyes of the wind, water flows on the shore, and you are engraved in my heart. Intoxicated, fragrant, fragrant and gentle, all words can't describe your beauty.

19. If it is a mistake to look good, then I am all wet. If love is a sin, I have committed a heinous crime. It's hard to be a man, and it's even harder to love someone. You are good, right and innocent. I really envy you.

20. Instead of letting love slowly deteriorate, it is better to make a specimen while love is intact and put it in your heart.

2 1, do you know why I want to be with you? Because life is too hard, I need to add this candy to you.

22. You lit up a thousand roads with one lamp. I chose one, bowed my head and ran towards happiness with you without hesitation.

23. The stars and the moon are drunk. The stars ran around and the moon stumbled into the lake. Before you came, I never thought the world was so beautiful.

24. I want to turn into the wind of the year when you were born and caress the smile on your face without impurities; I want to be alone with you for one night, just like every moon you have seen. You are an eternal fragrance, blooming in my world.

25. I hope that the seed of love is you, that the water will flow forever, that the daily necessities are you, and that you will grow old together!

26. My heart beats for you every day, I feel sorry for you every night, I am moved by you all the time, and I worry about you every second. It's good to have you.

27. Just as I like you, I can't look like you, I can't look like you, and I can't live without you.

28. I am ahead of you in spirit. But after meeting you, the ape jumped away and the horse flew away, leaving only my heart, entirely for you.

29. If there is eternity, I would like to wait for you in the farthest place. If there is eternity, I am willing to love you forever. My love will never stop with you in this life. Never give up in this life, forever. I just want to join hands, I make you laugh, and I want nothing more.

30. I want to be with you, regardless of autumn and winter, regardless of cold and warm. I want to give you the best love, don't drink more water and don't go to bed early.

3 1. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Why can I bubble happily when I see you?

32. Do I really love you so much? This question makes me very tired. I would rather cry than regret, but I'm afraid my heart will eventually break.

33. They live in a tall building, and we are in the torrent, not frowning for the sky, promising you, only bowing our heads and kissing you.

After meeting you, my dream is no longer to ride a horse and drink to the ends of the earth, but to go home no matter how late it is.

35. I don't need perfect love. I just need someone who will never give up on me. No matter what lasts forever, as long as you really love each other, just one minute.

36. I have seen the spring breeze, the solstice in late summer, the ripples in Qiu Guang and the warm sunshine in winter, but I can't thank you. I want to see you.

37. Every time I meet a scenery, taste a delicious food and hear a joke, I think, if only you were here.

38. Hello! Listen, from now on, you're mine. What are you pretending? I am talking about you!

I just want to hold your hand. Look at your eyes. Barefoot. Take a walk by the sea. Only you. Because of you.

40. I only dare to look at you out of the corner of my eye. At that time, I only thought you were Ming Xiu by the water, gentle and pleasing to the eye in the snow.

4 1. Flowers float, water flows. One kind of lovesickness, two places of leisure. There is no way to eliminate this situation, only frown and mind. Honey, what are you doing? Your baby misses you!

42, butterfly love, eternal beauty, short-lived, but I love you with all my strength and take care of you.

43. Your love is like a star, sometimes bright and sometimes dark. I don't want to be gorgeous, I just want dim lights to keep out the cold.

44. The sunset glow in this city is very low, and it is covered with buildings and trees. I always want to push them away and hide every sunset glow on my way home for you.

45. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Why else am I bubbling with joy as soon as I see you?

46. If time doesn't understand amorous feelings and makes you worse, uglier and worse, I will continue to hold you with a smile.

47, the star went home, because there are stars waiting for it; The sun goes down because there is a moon waiting for it; The bird has returned to its nest because there are birds waiting for it; I will come back to you, too, because you are waiting for me! My love!

48. Holding your wife's hand makes you happy. Touch your wife's head, and happiness will follow; Kiss your wife's face and smile every day!

49. I can't sleep at night, I don't know when you will return; Lonely at night, I want to know where you stand; The night is long, I miss you and my heart is broken.

50. It is because of love that I quietly avoid it. What I avoid is the figure, but what I can't avoid is the silent feelings; Today I finally got up the courage to express my love to you.

5 1, I like you like a piece of candy in my pocket. I clearly want to show off with others, but I am afraid of being robbed by others.

I have never been in your sad and desperate past, but I want to spend a dazzling future with you.

53. I hope we can last forever. There will be no quarrels, and there won't be too many differences. If there is a problem, we will discuss and solve it. Don't hide it, so we will be together for life.

I saved your photos, listened to your favorite songs, and tried to be interested in what you were interested in. Actually, I like you better than I look.

55. I have been sleeping alone. In my sleep, you appeared before my eyes. I want to kiss you, my love. I want to kiss you tonight.

I can't tell you how much I like you, but I know in my heart that I would rather quarrel with you than love others.

57. If you like you, you will give up 1000 times in your heart, and if you say something nice, you will risk your life 10,000 times.

58. Eat popcorn in a vat with you, drink juice in an oversized cup with you, and walk with you no matter how long the road is.

59. Talk about love for the purpose of marriage once in your life, and then stay together like that. In the fleeting time, the years are good.

60. I like watching you fall asleep, because you won't have any troubles then. I like the way you smile at me, because you are the happiest at that time. I just want to make you happy.

6 1. In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love. I just met you in my most beautiful years.

You know, what if an ugly person like you can't get married? I sacrificed!

63. Even if I look good, I just grow into what I like. what can I do? I can only keep you in my heart.

64. present a rose for your dear baby; We are like liver and lung, really well matched; Don't ask for hype, just get drunk together in the morning and evening; I respect you as an elder and would like to be your bodyguard for life.

65. There are 43 muscles on a person's face, which can combine 1000 expressions. How can I look at you quietly?

66. My favorite drink is not because it tastes good, my favorite food is not because it tastes good, and my favorite scenery is not because it is beautiful, because I have you in my favorite world.

67. I miss you day and night, and my thoughts can't fly out of the shape of an emperor. Worry is also worry, I hope I can stay with you all the time.

68. What is the probability of meeting you? I'm not interested to know. I just want to make the probability of losing you zero.

69. Although your fragrance is in my hands, I hesitate inexplicably, always wanting you to see through your heart and make a full confession. Your heartless words pierce my heart like sharp arrows.

70. Without you, the color is single. Without you, food is tasteless. Without you, I am empty!

7 1, I like you very much, not the kind I talk about every day, but the kind I dare not think about.

72. On Valentine's Day, I want to cook a fish for you to stew. Boiled in white. Steamed, and then lie in your gentle belly.

73. Since you became my sweetheart, you can't bear to look good, only you like it year after year.

74. You are a cloud in April morning. At dusk, the wind is soft, the stars flicker inadvertently, and the drizzle is sprinkled in front of the flowers.

One day, someone will come into your life and let you know why you have no result with others.

76. The world is so small, but you are so important to me, dear; I can't imagine what it would be like to lose you and gain the whole world.

77. You are my woman and I am your man; You are my heart and I am your liver; You are everything to me and I am everything to you; You are my world and I am your future. This is our lifelong oath.

78. I don't know whether you prefer boiling red beans in running water or wandering around the world. Anyway, I will accompany you.

79. I want to tell the world that you come from most love. Give you a hundred sweets and tell you a thousand. I don't know what to do with you, but in any case, I will never fail you.

Girl, you must live like a man, or you will be sorry for the dog who is watching jokes behind your back.