A collection of selected courtship funny short messages

1, I have no choice. I can't help liking you. Loving you is not an impulse. I miss you every minute. I'm afraid I'm sorry … I think I'm in love with you I don't know. Are you angry?

2. Drink the wine of love you brewed. If you don't have a refill, you will be thirsty for life.

When you sincerely put your hand in my palm, I will feel that I am playing a myth and wandering in happiness.

In the familiar crowd, I can only turn a blind eye to you, but in my heart, you are the whole field of vision, you are my biggest secret, and I can't share the ups and downs with others.

I know that in your heart, I am nothing, but in my heart, you are like that night, the moon with stars is the most beautiful, and I am the star, always accompanying you!

6. You come to my side and bring me fragrance like fresh air; You came to my side, like a deep ocean, and I gently rippled in the embrace of the ocean. You are like the air in the water, and I am a fish in the water.

I don't know how long my life is. No one can understand how much fate there is. It doesn't matter how far the road is. Even if I can't accompany you to the ends of the earth, I will cherish every second of having you as my girlfriend!

8. I am too old to be crazy about love, and I never believe in the story of love at first sight! I miss you, but I can't help it

Although you once said it was a wordless ending, I still want to lift the cold veil and make up my mind to create a miracle. Don't you join hands?

10, if it is still rainy season, I would like to go with you! If there is a sunset, I will reward you! If I had money, I would buy all roses and chocolates. I dedicate my heart and all this to you.

1 1. Love continues to be like a magic key, which can open the maze of the loved one.

12, it's easy to quit smoking, but it's too difficult to quit you. When the virus of love comes quietly, when you put the first kiss downloaded from my heart in the recycling bin, I decided to lower my love and format my memories. Do you know my heart is crying?

13, I can't promise to love you forever, but I can promise to love you to the last breath. I will let you touch this true love.

14, you came gently. With deep eyes, you came to our side and stepped into my heart.

15, where love is the mouse and where love is the screen; Love is my post office and love is your mailbox. You are all to me.

16, when will you marry me and go home? The things in my room will arrive at your house soon ~ ~ ~

17. When words travel through time and space, they bring Valentine's Day wishes. Let every word dissolve into your heart quietly! I am silently blessing your smile, so write down my kind expectations.

18, the happiest thing is that you are thinking about her. When she is thinking about you, it is the most romantic thing in the world. If you are thinking of me, then I am the happiest.

19, I don't like beautiful but illusory rainbows; I like you, you are so real, you are like a jumping stream, clear and bright, clear and bottomless.

20. When I met you, I was a drizzle in spring. Staring at you, I am the shade of summer; Close to you, I am a star in late autumn; With you, I am the sunshine in the middle of winter. Marrying you is the greatest happiness in my life.

2 1. My mouth speaks sweet words to you, my ears listen to your lingering feelings, my hands offer you roses, and my feet trudge through Qian Shan with love.

22. I would like to be a bright light in the dark, illuminating our road of love; I would like to be a brush in your hand and paint a picture of life!

23. How sad life is without you. When you are away, nothing will grow on my road. For the world, I want you to marry me!

24. I think of you as a flower in spring, beautiful; It is refreshing to think of you in summer; Think of you as rice in autumn, and mice love rice; Think of you as the sun in winter, warm!

25. Classic courtship message: I met you in the afternoon of summer dusk, missed you in the long wind and frost of early winter, kissed you in the grass-green spring, and just asked you gently-let me love you for a lifetime, OK?

26. marry me I will flush your toilet with oil, bathe you with Pepsi, and pick you up from work with Boeing 777. Promise me?

27, my baby, let's get married! I promise my feelings for you will remain unchanged for 50 years! ! 50 years later? I will be 80 in 50 years. What are you worried about?

28. You are my cotton-padded jacket in winter and ice cream in summer. You are the Apollo in my life. I am willing to pull a scooter and collect junk for you! I hope I can walk side by side with you, and Qian Shan will certainly walk!

29. If you want a lovely baby, if you are still hesitant about it, then I will give you a little advice-marry me!

30. I have surrendered to you unconditionally, and you can sign a love contract! Otherwise nobody wants me! I'm going to halve my rights and double my obligations.

3 1, I love you! I will marry you anyway! Be your little woman. Regardless of birth, illness and death, the rich and the poor are bitter and happy; Everyone loves you and takes care of you; Until death do us part!

32. It is my pursuit to love you for ten thousand years; It is my wish to love you for a thousand years; Kissing you once is the happiest time in my life; Promise me, marry me!

33. The mouth proposed to the tongue, and the tongue replied carefully: Your mouth is too powerful. See you tongue-tied, unable to communicate.

34. The lips proposed to the tongue, and the tongue looked disdainful: you are a gun, I am a sword, and I can't fight you every day.

35. Face proposed to Tooth, and Tooth said in a panic: You are green face, I am fangs, and it is terrible for us to be together.

36. When you propose in person, your face resolutely refuses. You ask why this is, and your face turns away: you like to make a makeover and are not single-minded about your feelings.

37. The nose proposed to the face, but the face strongly opposed it. There is only one reason: I hope the tragedy of black and blue will happen to me.

38. Mu proposed to Kou, but Kou refused: Although we live very close, my mother said that if you stare at me, you will stay. We are not suitable.

39. I boldly proposed to you and boldly responded: Forget it, I don't want to be scared with you all my life.

40. If I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea and you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I were a car and you were a driver, would you drive me? If you are money and I am a passbook, I will definitely take yours.

4 1. Get married in my village. The conditions in our village are not bad: dressing depends on spinning, eating depends on gathering, getting rich depends on grabbing, getting married depends on thinking, transportation depends on walking, communication depends on shouting, safety depends on dogs, and heating depends on shaking.

42. I'm not that busy, I just want to find something to do. Major: undergraduate in love! Specialty: Wash dishes and brush pots! Ability: I love you needless to say! Salary requirements: your heart! Ideal contract period: valid all year round and never quit!

43. If X stipulates that a person can only find one woman in his life, I'd rather that person is you, and I'll have no regrets until I die! But it happened that X didn't stipulate it. Then forget it!

44. The poor in the family are one meter ugly, with a primary school education, a rural hukou, a broken house with three thin acres of land, and a wife who has a cold pot and a hot stove. Nowadays, short messages attract girlfriends, and the road to revolution is hand in hand. Dare to ask if you want it!

Lovely you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of little mice. Silly love, plain life, clumsy snuggling, silly together. Even if the snow closes the mountain, you can still snuggle up in the haystack and bite your ear tightly.

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in northern Saibei. Sorry, it's stuck.

48. A three-year-old boy took a three-year-old girl's hand and said, "I love you." The little girl said, "Can you be responsible for my future?" The little boy said, "Of course! We are not children for a year or two! "

49. If you receive this message, you just like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to be my wife. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you save it, the rest of your life will be mine! It's up to you

50. Weather forecast: I miss you sometimes in the early morning and during the day, and it becomes crazy in the afternoon. My mood is expected to drop by five degrees. Affected by the prolonged low pressure area, it is expected that this weather will continue until I see you.

5 1, it is said that the earliest love poem was written like this: You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing, holding your furry little hand and biting your mouth gently, ah! It is love that makes us walk upright!

52. personals: Male, undergraduate, only a few points away; Working in a multinational organization, McDonald's cleans the table; Have a house, many people own it; Have a car, not a motor vehicle; Looking for a beautiful young man * * * went to the grave, a few years later.

53. Last night, I asked a mosquito to come to you, let it tell you that I miss you very much, and let it kiss you for me, because now I can't get close to you! It will tell you how much I miss you! You asked me how much I love you? Big bag represents my heart!

54. If you blink, I will die. If you blink again, I will come back to life. If you blink, I will die.

55. Do you know what I am doing? Give you five choices: A, miss you B, miss you C, miss you D, miss you E, all of the above.

56. I don't love you. I lied to you. I don't want to lie, but I just don't love you. I just want to lie to you. I can't let you guess my heart.

57. Are you secretly thinking about me? Are you really thinking about me secretly? If you really miss me, just tell me. I won't let you miss me. Be reasonable. I miss you too.

58. You are the most beautiful in my eyes, and every smile makes me intoxicated. Your bad, your good, your pout when you lose your temper. You are the most beautiful in my heart, and only those who love each other know you best.

59, love you for ten thousand years, exaggerated! Love you for five thousand years, hopeless! Love you for a thousand years, ridiculous! Love you for a hundred years, too long! Love you for 70 years in succession, as long as I am healthy, it is my strength!

60. I want to send you roses, but the price is too expensive; I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet; I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe; I can only send messages to chase you, I hope we will never blow it.

6 1, when you see this message, you already owe me a hug, delete this message, owe me a kiss, save this message and owe me an appointment: if you reply, you owe me all the above, if you don't reply, you are mine. Please select.

62, the sky is high and the clouds are light, and the geese are endless. Where can I send long tassels? Over the clear mountains. I often think of Yang Yiyi, but I just sigh at the distance between the two waters. Don't wait for the autumn chrysanthemum to bloom, you never know where the flowers will fall.

63. "The swan has gone, and the bird has not returned. I miss the troubles of the past. When the clouds open and the moon is bright, the water will meet in several places. When the sun goes down tomorrow, single aristocrats will be the contrast. " Guess six words ~ ~ The answer is "I can't live without you."

64. The big apple with red flowers and green leaves has missed me for two days. You are a lamp in the past life, illuminating the rest of my life. Falling sky, where do you want to be romantic?

65, the dream is long; Who loves snow; Just wait for you to know that spring is warm; Look at the bright moon and get dressed at night.

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