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How did Koreans create the universe?

15 Korean people's great contribution to the world;

1 Create the universe

Hundreds of millions of years ago, the earth was in chaotic space. At this time, in the north pole of the earth, there was a man named Jin Yuzhu. In order to keep everything in the world in order, he devoted himself to the study of science and eventually invented a variety of precision instruments such as ftl. Using spacecraft and these instruments, Jin Yuzhu created a huge space and named it after himself. He put dirt in it. Thus, the era of chaos is over.

Create major galaxies.

Woo joo Kim's apprentice Park Yinhe inherited the master's knowledge, continued to invent and create in the universe created by the master, and created many systems composed of stars, planets and other celestial bodies, and named one of them after himself.

3 Create the solar system

Park Yinhe's apprentice, named Li Taiyang, inherited the knowledge of his master and ancestor, and created a huge star named after him in the Milky Way. Because he thought the earth was too lonely, he wanted to create a galaxy, so he first created the sun, and then created eight other planets. Because he has masters and grandmasters, he is the third generation, so he puts the earth in the third place. But unfortunately, once when Li Taiyang was eating kimchi in front of everyone, a monkey insulted the great Li Taiyang in public. It stole Li Taiyang's hat in front of everyone. Li Taiyang inherited the broad-minded characteristics of Koreans, so he couldn't stand this insult and died on the spot. At this time, he did not accept apprentices, so that his knowledge was lost. Then, the earth suffered a big impact, which made it desolate. Jin, Park and Li's relatives were all frozen under the ice of the Arctic Ocean, and they didn't climb out of the soil until 4.6 billion years later, that is, more than 7,000 years ago.

Create the world's major civilizations

Because the previous knowledge has long been lost, the descendants of Jin, Park and Li were in a primitive state after climbing out of the soil, and did not begin to migrate to other parts of the world until 6,000 years ago. At this time, there have been many new humans who look like them on the earth. As a result, they split and gave birth to several major civilizations such as Inca, Greece, Egypt, Rome and India, and finally settled in the long and narrow Korean peninsula.

Invent the steam engine and promote the modern industrial revolution.

A Korean named Jin Wazi invented the steam engine out of the association that steam would open the lid when boiling water. However, considering that his nation is so great, in order not to let other nations in the world feel ashamed, he decided to send this machine abroad. Finally, he chose England. Because his appearance is different from that of the British, he found a puppet named Watt to make the British accept his invention better.

6 put forward three laws of mechanics

There is a Korean named Zheng Dongniu who discovered the law of gravity with a relaxed mind through the association of apple landing, but this is not his greatest contribution to mankind. His greatest contribution is that he easily put forward the famous three laws of mechanics in his sleep. But considering that his own nation was great enough, he decided to give the honor to other nations, so he chose England and found a puppet named Newton to fulfill his long-cherished wish for him.

7. Develop the periodic table of elements

A Korean named Zhang Jielie, with his superb wisdom, made the periodic table of chemical elements without much research. Like his predecessors, he decided to leave the honor to others, so he chose Russia and found a man named Mendeleev as a puppet to help him complete his ideas.

8 put forward the theory of relativity

There was a Korean named Kim Ai-jen, who casually thought about it and put forward the theory of relativity. Like his predecessor, he still generously dedicated his achievements to other countries. Because his teacher Park Zhiben once chose Germany, he chose Germany this time and found a puppet named Einstein as body double.

Invent modern means of transportation-automobile

There was a Korean named Park Ji-ben, who miraculously invented a new means of transportation-car without using any tools. When he saw that foreign culture and technology were so backward, he found a German friend, Mr. Mercedes. Through him, he generously contributed his great inventions to the German people.

10 founded the theory of evolution.

This is not much to say. The founder is Zheng Dawen, and the puppet is Darwin of England.

1 1 invented the airplane.

The inventor is Li Wright, and the puppet is the Wright brothers in America.

12 invented the electric light.

Inventor Jin Di 'ai, puppet is American Edison.

13 Create a famous painting-Mona Lisa

The creator Lu Dafen and the puppet are Italy's Da Vinci.

14 Creation of Famous Songs-Blue Danube

The author is Klaus and the puppet is Strauss of Austria.

15 developed the Windows operating system and founded Microsoft.

Han Bigai, the founder, wanted to be a developed plastic surgeon, so instead of looking for a puppet, he changed his face to an American and named himself Bill Gates.