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1. Life is bumpy everywhere, and big brother laughs last.

I'll let whoever makes my spare tire have a flat tire.

People who can't find time to fall in love will find time for blind date sooner or later.

4. The secret of a man's longevity: eat the food that his stomach can digest and marry the woman that he can support.

5. "Why did you leave history blank?" "Because I think it is wrong to tamper with history."

6. Being fat is not a crime, but God is jealous that you will be too perfect if you lose weight.

7. If there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun.

8. Some people are as smart as the weather and changeable; Some people are as stupid as the weather forecast, and they can't tell when the weather changes.

9. Cheating in the exam, Qi Xin cooperates. Mainly copying, supplemented by Mongolia. Combine with Mongolia to ensure customs clearance. If you dare to report, you will be violent after class.

10. Born in Shengliang, Yu He; Why does raw food produce fat? Why is there a strong wind with bangs? If you have me, why don't you have my date?

1 1. Getting rid of poverty is not as easy as losing your hair, but getting rich is far easier than getting rich. The reality is cruel, you have to live with temperature.

12. Friends always advise you not to stay at home, you won't find someone. That's hilarious. Do you think you can find it by going out to play?

13. Mosquitoes are gods. If you don't buy some mosquito-repellent incense to burn, it will sting you all the time.

14. You said you were always behind me, so did you pick up the money I dropped last time?

15. This semester can be divided into three stages: waiting for Tomb-Sweeping Day. Looking forward to May Day. Waiting for the Dragon Boat Festival. After the Dragon Boat Festival, I will pack my things and prepare for the summer vacation.

16. I think Li Shimin is so stupid. Instead of sending Tang Priest to fetch scriptures, he ate him. We are still in the heyday of the Tang Dynasty!

17. In the face of ridicule, keep working hard. Even if the cocoon breaks into a butterfly, it will become a moth to dazzle those people's eyes.

18. You'd better not hate me. There are too many people who hate me, and you can't rank well.

19. I didn't know who I loved most until the power went out. It turned out to be wifi.

20. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.

2 1. Those men who say "beauty is not important" are actually saying: beauty. Not important, but important.

22. It is obvious that the disabled students must start the learning hegemony mode, which not only consumes electricity, but also has a special card.

23. A woman has the pain of her father when she is young, her husband when she grows up, and her son when she is old. Men listen to their mothers when they are young, their wives when they grow up, and their daughters when they grow old.

The most dangerous thing in the world is to turn off the alarm clock and then close your eyes. This is the only feasible way for human beings to cross at present. Close your eyes for five seconds and you can reach the future in two hours.