April fool's day greetings to girlfriends

April fool's day is coming, be careful of being caught; Beware of acquaintances when going out, and the company beware of colleagues; Beauty should avoid discharge, and friends should pay attention to enthusiasm. The following is my "April Fool's greetings to girlfriends" for your reference only. Welcome to reading.

April Fool's Day greetings to girlfriends (1) 1. When April Fool's Day comes, everyone will laugh. How cute the fool is. Calm down and don't blame him. Fools will laugh, and friendship will not be defeated. Ha ha, laugh it off, no knot. I wish you a fool success and be laughed at by him!

I don't know if you know there's something I really want you to know. Maybe you already know this sentence, I know it, and I want you to know it. What I want you to know is: Happy April Fool's Day!

Today is a special day, so it's not surprising to be fooled. If a friend treats you and he doesn't come, it's a waste of time to wait and guess. As a result, the text message came to me. It turned out that the fool was today. Haha, even if you laugh, you only blame yourself for being stupid. April Fool's Day is here, I wish you fools a happy life!

April Fool's Day is coming, please be vigilant. All received text messages, not only can't be believed, but also have to be understood in reverse. There are many short messages praising your cleverness, all of which were intercepted by me. Let's show it after April Fool's Day!

5. A fool's heart is indispensable, and a man's heart is indispensable. Today is my treat! By the way, today's April Fool's Day, don't trust anyone who invites you to eat, drink and have fun, and ignore anyone who invites you to work overtime for a meeting. This is a lie! Trust me!

6. Walking in the rivers and lakes on April Fool's Day requires 36 tricks to practice the body of King Kong. If you are cheated, you should fight back. When you meet an honest man, you should take the initiative. When you are alone, don't hesitate. When you meet a sly one, run away while you can. Happy April Fool's Day!

7. Seeing you is like seeing the following information: A little pig is very powerful. He eats with his mouth instead of bowls and chopsticks. He has never been noisy and has no temper. No one can match his weight. Do you think the pig is stupid or not? He is still reading the short message!

8. Bears and rabbits shit in the forest. The bear asked the rabbit, "Does it matter if the hair goes into the stool?" The rabbit replied, "Never mind!" So the bear wiped his ass with a rabbit.

9. Today is a good day, just for fun. Flattery is a liar and all kinds of brains are used. Don't turn your face and lose your temper when you are cheated. Laugh happily and happiness will accompany you all your life. Happy April Fool's Day!

10. Emergency notice: There will be a small earthquake from tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please wrap up the quilt tonight, put a toilet on your head and put a straw in your nose to sleep under the bed.

1 1. Product name: Fool. Function: Fool my friends and others' friends, enjoy my music and others. Production date: 1 April. Validity: 1 day. Note: This product is nicknamed "Ni". Happy April Fool's Day!

12. Your figure is always so slim, your skill is always so agile, your life is always very leisurely, you play in the mountains of Mingchuan all day, and the food you eat is pure natural and pollution-free green food. Alas, it's good to be a monkey! Happy April Fool's Day!

13. This message is very good. When it is received, it will be very lucky. The forwarded youth is not old, and the banknotes follow. The content is: April Fool's Day should be civilized, and it is fun to tell good jokes!

14. There are six kinds of pigs in the world. Those who are kept at home are called domestic pigs, those born in the mountains are called wild boars, those who look at blessings are called stupid pigs, those who laugh at them are called stupid pigs, those who ignore me are called dead pigs, and those who don't return my blessings are not as good as pigs.

15. I fell in love with you at first sight I secretly swear that you are my goal to pursue rain or shine. I pursue you without hesitation, and I really embrace you. I declare to the world: I love you-kiss "Jin Yuanbao"! Happy April Fool's Day!

16. I heard that today is your festival, and I came to send my best wishes to you. I also heard that people always play with you. I am a good person. I sincerely wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

17. If a drop of water falls from the sky, it is a tear I miss you; If two drops of water fall from the sky, it is that I love you and am ecstatic; If there are countless water drops in the sky, it is ... Stop dreaming, it's raining!

18. Today is April Fool's Day. We decided to choose typical key training to make some people "stupid" first, and then entertain others and ourselves. Register after receiving the SMS. Happy April Fool's Day!

19. April Fool's Day blessing message: If a star falls on your head tonight, please don't worry. This is a gift from my immortal brother. From then on, you will … live a carefree and happy life, because you are stupid. Happy April Fool's Day!

20. Twitter, Twitter, there are really many strange things today. Birds in the sky learn to swim, and fish in the water learn to fly. This is not the most unusual. There is a little pig reading the information, and its trotters are pressed again and again, laughing while reading the information!

April Fool's Day greetings to girlfriends (2) 1. The final PK of the first Super Fool Challenge, the candidates are as follows: 1, Chang 'e flying to the moon; 2. Kuafu chases the sun; 3. jingwei of reclamation; 4. Gong Yu who moved mountains. Vote, you can recommend yourself! Happy April Fool's Day!

2. Don't move. Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone quickly, stand against the wall with your hands and listen carefully: Happy April Fool's Day!

3. Before April Fool's Day comes, I remind you that fools should be thorough, don't be popular with fools, be hidden, plan carefully, cheat people with short messages and send a lot. Fudge is purposeful, fudge is meaningful, and fudge is unprecedented.

4. Fisherman's Day gives you three fish: Mermaid accompanies you every day with good luck! Tropical fish makes you happy, bring some affection! Red carp gives you great happiness and prosperity! I wish you a "fish" on April Fool's Day and a "profit" every year!

A cricket and a pig bet that you can't see me when I jump into the grass. The pig said, What should I see? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching? !

6. Excuse me! I accidentally sent "like you" to your mobile phone. If you accept it, please keep it. If not, please send it back to me. Happy April Fool's Day!

7. The United Nations Festival Committee issued a report that April Fool's Day belongs to people with the following symptoms: First, they are slow to respond; Second, dull; Three often giggle; Your performance fully meets the above conditions; Happy April Fool's Day!

8. Run, run, drive away Zhang San, drive away Li Si, and the rest of Wang Er Ma Zi is still sleeping in. I just want to get up early, send a happy signal and blow a happy bubble. I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

9. Due to the network upgrade of the mobile company, your mobile phone can't be connected due to poor signal. In this case, please put the phone in boiling water for five to six minutes. Happy April Fool's Day!

10. Black eyes, straight nose, fluffy head and silly face keep me awake at night. How I want to touch you, hug you and watch you chew a bone in the sun: you are my beloved puppy!

1 1. Believe it or not, April Fool's Day is there, neither too early nor too late; You said, or didn't, that stupid man is there, not far away; You laugh, or you don't laugh, the information is here, neither long nor short. Fool others, or be fooled by others Happy April Fool's Day!

12. In the past, friends gathered on holidays, and everyone should be there. I invited my friends to attend today's festival, but I refused to attend. It turned out to be because of April Fool's Day, afraid of being cheated. I want to tell you the truth, the party is ready. If you don't come, I will be angry and blame myself for the consequences. Happy April Fool's Day!

13. I don't know what to say is inappropriate, because it involves unspeakable privacy; I don't know if I should contact you, but it's too important to you. After a fierce ideological struggle, I finally got up the courage to say: Happy April Fool's Day!

14. Manager: Yesterday, the TV station broadcasted an advertisement for the company to recruit warehouse guards. A Dai: There are many unemployed people now. Is the advertising effective? Manager: Effective! Advertisements are broadcast at noon and warehouses are stolen at night!

15. Are you worried about being fooled on April Fool's Day? Then you should be vigilant, look around before going out, look around when you meet people, and walk lightly to prevent slipping. Let's go. When you see the police, don't forget to hide. Hehe, happy April Fool's Day!

16. Life has its ups and downs. Life is not lonely because of you. Maybe happiness is just a temporary possession. Because of you, it will become eternal. You bring me joy and happiness, my puppy!

17. Today's food can't be eaten, today's water can't be drunk, today's words can't be believed, and today's things can't be done. Today is your festival, and today's blessings must be sent. Happy April Fool's Day!

18. Learn to bear and accept when you grow up. Under questioning and sighing, learn to be strong and learn to face it. Believe in yourself, you, have always been so excellent, I will cheer for you! If you think of April Fool's Day, say, What are you afraid of?

19. There is a cloud in ancient times, and fools are destined for the vernal equinox. All mutations are aimed at fooling people, awakening hibernating creatures and telling them that spring comes from their own hearts. Don't be too proud of fools, and don't be too sad to be fooled. All purposes are happy, and all fools are happy! Happy April Fool's Day!

20. When you flashed by, I suddenly lost myself. Looking at your back, I really want to keep you. I told myself loudly that I couldn't let you go, so I shouted at your back: Stop thief!

April Fool's greetings to girlfriends (3) 1. When you receive this message, is your mind full of question marks? Are your eyes full of exclamation points? Is your heart full of countless ellipsis? Yes, I'm just teasing you! Because, I want to wish you a happy April fool's day!

2. "Fish picks up chopsticks happily!" This is a magical message. If you collect this information, your IQ will increase by 20; If you reply to this message, your IQ will increase by 50; If you forward this message, your IQ will increase100; If you delete and ignore this message, your IQ will drop directly to 250!

China's fool crisis will break out in 2008. According to unreliable statistics, the number of swindlers will greatly exceed that of fools, and the proportion between them will reach an unprecedented level. There are too many liars and obviously not enough fools. There is no way. In the future, fools will be the symbol of successful people, lead the trend of the times and strive to be a happy fool. Happy April Fool's Day in advance!

4. April Fool's Day is better to be "stupid" than "stupid"! May your income be "silly" every year, your mood be "silly" every day, your affection be "silly", your opportunities be "silly", your friendship be "silly", your wealth be increasing day by day, your luck be beyond imagination, your fame and fortune be well known, your wisdom be "silly", and you will be happy.

Think of Confucius, think of saints, think of Cao Cao, think of great men, think of bin Laden, think of weirdos, think of you, think of fools. Today is your festival. Happy April Fool's Day!

6. It is difficult to confuse, and it is necessary to paste without painting; If you are smart enough to do things, you should be stupid but not stupid; Stupid is not stupid. It is a blessing to play the fool and be fully distracted. Blessed are fools, and contented are always happy. Happy April Fool's Day, silly!

7. Hello, we are the Admissions Office of Fool College. After repeated investigations, we decided to accept you as a student in our college on April Fool's Day, with free tuition and free accommodation. Your student number is: 2222; The scientific name is: Fool Ichiro!

8. Today, you woke up with a mosquito lying beside your pillow and a suicide note beside you: I struggled all night, and your impudence made me ashamed to live in this world! Lord, forgive him! I killed myself.

9. You like cleaning and mopping the floor every day. Your figure is graceful, you are shy and silent, you are unique, you work hard and have no feminine taste, and you will pass it on as a story, lovely mop!

10. It is a lie to say that you are not beautiful; To say that you are ungrateful is to misunderstand you; There is no reason to say that you are not gentle; It is absolutely unreasonable to say that you are not smart. Everything is good for you, but you should be happy on April Fool's Day today.

1 1. People are floating in rivers and lakes, who can not be stabbed. Please be careful. On this day, don't read text messages at will. I'm not talking nonsense, and you're not stupid, so don't look, look, look. If you say you are stupid, you are happy!

12. A crow shouted, "Look, UFO! ! ! ! "Both the pig and the donkey looked up, and the crow smiled:" Haha, I was cheated. Today is April Fool's Day, or the monkey is clever, but you didn't watch it. Happy April Fool's Day! "

13. This message is absolutely exclusive to you. Children's Day is over age, Labor Day is glorious for everyone, and National Day is too far away. I wish you all the best here. Welcome to April Fool's Day. Remember to be happy.

14. Why is it so dark? Because cows fly in the sky, why do cows fly? Because you are blowing on the ground.

15. Echo of Baby Pig: You are glad to have to. Pigs are literate, well-educated and very popular. The first thing you know is that you make it clear, and if you believe it short, you will understand. It's a literary pig, and the pigs in the inner world are talking!

16. April Fool's Day, please be a fool for one day: forget all your troubles and worries and hide your happiness in your heart; Success or failure is at stake, and happiness is enough; Intelligence is disturbed by intelligence, and ignorance is not enough; Occasionally a little silly, happiness will accompany you!

17. You are my heart, you are my liver and you are my magic weapon; You are my intestine, you are my stomach, and you are my constant comfort; You are my hand, you are my back, you are the back of my hand; Happy April Fool's Day to my dog!

18. The latest beauty research results: petals and fresh eggs are one to six, and they are stirred and smeared on the face. The mobile phone is set to vibrate and gently massage smoothly. Twice a day, each time 15 minutes, valid for seven days, to protect your April Fool's Day beauty.

19. Entertainment is legitimate, but the whole person is innocent. April Fool's Day is coming. In order to set off a new climax of unique skills, you are specially invited to attend the 201/annual unique skills festival and compete for the "unique skills master". The winner will get a golden pig head. I wish you a successful start!

20. Today's April Fool's Day, I made a fool's order and barked like a puppy. I am in a great mood. Laugh at the sky three times, and good luck will continue; I advise you to implement it quickly and travel quickly. Ask why, fools don't obey orders, fools don't listen to orders.

April Fool's greetings to girlfriends (4) 1. Don't think that building a city means settling down; Don't think that sowing seeds is a bumper harvest; Don't think that the summit is conquest; Don't think that I have forgotten you. At a critical moment, such as today, I think of you for the first time-happy holidays!

I have been wanting to say three words to you for a long time, but I'm afraid I can't even be an ordinary friend, but I can't help it. I still want to say: borrow some money!

3. Few April Fool's Day messages are true. Praising you for your beauty actually means that you are ugly and smart, which means that you are stupid, so I can only say that April Fool's Day is here, and I hope you are ugly and stupid. Happy holidays!

Buy you a drink? Dinner time is short; Invite you to travel? Sweet words; Give you dollars? Empty talk. Coax you at will, harass you legally, and fool you to the extreme. Today is April Fool's Day. Who are you stupid? First of all, happy you!

The fairy told me in my dream that you will have good luck and peach blossom today: whether you play mahjong or buy lottery tickets, you will win every game; You will meet the person who loves you and the person you love, whether it is the same person or not; The fairy also said that today is April Fool's Day. I wonder if it will work?

I sent you this ten-cent message to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime message is my birthday present to you. Don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight. Happy April Fool's Day!

7. April Fool's Day is coming, you fools have fun together, be fools and entertain yourself, and fools entertain others to please themselves; Stupid at work, stupid at thinking, stupid at wealth, stupid at life, enjoying the happiness of stupid water, and endless happiness and stupid taste!

8. April Fool's Day is coming, so you should be careful that happiness is pulling a happy partnership to fool you and murder you. I heard that their plot is hidden in short messages, so you should pay attention; If you are accidentally caught, please call 1 10, and wish you a happy April Fool's Day.

9. Urgent reminder: There may be lightning recently. When you go out, please put your mobile phone on your head, plug in the charger and drag it behind you for lightning protection. Remember! Happy April Fool's Day!

10. I fell in love with you the first time I saw you. I have an impulse to take you home. I long to hold you to sleep every night. When I woke up in the morning, I saw you beside me ... pillow!

1 1. My friend thought a lot last night, and I want to go. Only you are the coolest. I searched you for thousands of Baidu in my dream. When I suddenly turned around, you were tied to the depths of someone else's donkey shed, cruel! Cruel! Please calm down after reading it! Happy April Fool's Day!

12. Be a man, leave room for stupidity, do things stupidly, live stupidly, and have a career stupidly. I found you playing with water today, a fish that escaped from the net. Happy April Fool's Day!

13. pig hunting notice: a pure white pig was lost. Features: smart, considerate, holding a mobile phone to read short messages, loving pigs, and returning the information to the owner quickly after reading it! Master misses you now!

14. Some people have a fat heart, but live a life that is not fat. Some people have the energy to lose weight, but they have a body that grows meat when drinking boiled water. There is wood! ! !

Two cows are grazing. One of them said; "Mad cow disease is prevalent recently, so we won't be infected, will we?" Said the other end of the phone; "No, we are kangaroos." Already crazy!

16. there are many jokes on April fool's day. There are acid and vinegar in honey and pineapple in coffee. There are cockroaches on the desk and fake snakes in the cupboard; All kinds of jokes have scales, and they don't elaborate when they are surprised; Jokes are about friendship, and relaxation has many benefits; April Fool's Day wishes you happiness!

17. Do you know why we are predestined friends? We knew each other as early as 1000 years ago. It was autumn, and you ran with me in the wind, leaving your teeth marks on me. This has become an eternal story. At that time, my name was Lv Dongbin.

18. You are handsome and generous, you talk elegantly, you are a leader in the crowd, you are a heartthrob in the crowd, today is April Fool's Day, no matter how you lie, God will forgive me, hehe, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day.

19. It's hard to confuse, so paste it or not; If you are smart enough to do things, you should be stupid but not stupid; Stupid is not stupid. It is a blessing to play the fool and be fully distracted. Blessed are fools, and contented are always happy. Happy April Fool's Day, silly!

20. There is a saying that I don't know when it is inappropriate to speak, because it involves unspeakable privacy; I don't know if I should contact you, but it's too important to you. After fierce ideological struggle, I finally got up the courage to say Happy April Fool's Day!

April Fool's Day greetings to girlfriends (5) 1. A person can live with me forever, called a lover; There is a kind of person who can be more affectionate with me and call them relatives; There is another person, I sold him, and he is still counting money. For example, you who read text messages are called idiots! Wish you a happy holiday!

2. Eat biscuits made of toothpaste, drink cola mixed with vinegar and water, smoke cigarettes made of firecrackers, and accept your blessing. April Fool's Day is here. Happy April Fool's Day!

3. Your hobby is shopping and watching beautiful women drool; My pet is a turtle. It barks like a sheep. Your dream is to be a father without work and rest every day. The holiday is coming, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

As mentioned above, we should eliminate handsome guys and beautiful women from all directions and fields, fundamentally eliminate unstable factors and safeguard world peace! Try to escape as soon as possible. Who told you you were so attractive? Happy April Fool's Day!

5. Purpose: Serve fools wholeheartedly. Step: 1. I am stupid; 2. I called you stupid. Goal: Have fun together. Organizer: Fool Club. Time: April 1. Slogan: Happy April Fool's Day.

April Fool's Day is coming. If I play tricks on you, I can't bear to be "stupid"; If I don't play tricks on you, I will be "stupid". After bidding farewell to the silly enjoyment, I decided to return to the "silly" music circle. The "silly" people are happy together, and I will heat it up now.

7. There is a sentence that I must tell you at noon today 12; If you overslept, change it to 5 pm; If you can't sleep, then 1 am. In short, I must tell you today: Happy April Fool's Day!

8. I have never felt this way. I think about it every day. Every time I breathe, my heart is occupied, but I am helpless. You fascinate me and have a special liking for you.

9. I looked at your sexy body that day, twisted naked in front of my eyes, and gently stroked your skin. I can't help your * *: Boss, I want this fish! Happy April Fool's Day!

10. Today is April Fool's Day. Our slogan is, fool others, entertain ourselves, let some people be happy first, then eliminate all unhappy people, and finally realize happiness together. Hehe, happy April Fool's Day!

1 1. Today's festival is unusual. It's hard to guess when you hear it. Invite you to dinner, you dare not come, invite you to an appointment, you are uneasy. Being cheated is not angry, but laughing. It turned out that today is April Fool's Day, and friends played a trick on Richard. Wish you a happy holiday!

12. A fish knows its depth by water; The freedom of birds, God knows; The happiness of insects is naturally known; Your happiness, I know: you must be dull and smirking silently. Your holiday is coming. Happy April Fool's Day!

13. You left quietly, just like when you came. You rolled up your sleeves and took only one cabbage. I shed tears of sympathy and reached out and handed you the bone. Look back: not all dogs love bones, but stupid dogs love Chinese cabbage best. Haha, happy April Fool's Day!

14. Commandments of April Fool's Day: 1) Stop fooling around, 2) Stop fooling around, 3) Stop playing tricks and running around under the temptation, 5) Stop being late for work, 6) Stop having enough to eat, 7) Stop reading text messages and don't laugh, Bajie! Do you know that?/You know what?

15. April Fool's IQ test: If you think you are smart, please press the button; Feel handsome, please press it; Feel charming, please press the button. Test results: press when I tell you, idiot! Fool, happy holidays!

16. Look at the earthquake news, it is a strong source this afternoon. 7-8 earthquake, don't covet outdoor activities. Be careful of the earthquake, you will die. Take the whole family to bask in the sun, safety first, silly. Happy April Fool's Day!

17. You are too handsome and cool to compare. You always think you are Dong Fangbubai, but you are a fool! Happy April Fool's Day!

18. Hey, I have a way to make you live in a good house and drive a good car, and you can't spend all your money. You don't have to invest in a zero-risk job. I'm telling you now, don't tell anyone! The solution is: dream!

19. As the "Peace" crashed, please turn off your mobile phone for a week to ensure safety!

20. Right and wrong are fools, right and wrong are fools, right and wrong are fools. No matter right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong. Happy April Fool's Day!

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